Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Movie Plot Holes and Funny Quotes Reimagined

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Performers have no problem giving all their tips to you, the stranger that walked into their dance routine.
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Posted, 2nd May 2011
by agentdc7

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In a wagon that's clearly empty, children will still believe there's ice cream and lolipops in there if you tell them.
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Posted, 2nd May 2011
by agentdc7

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Caractacus Potts was the original Stu Pickles.
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Posted, 29th April 2011
by SoraKari

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Benny Hill is the Toymaker!
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Posted, 29th April 2011
by SoraKari

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Never trust greasy, big-nosed men with weird voices who are telling you to "come and get your lollipops."
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Posted, 29th April 2011
by SoraKari

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When you're husband's head starts smoking underneath a homemade hair-cutting device run by a bicycle, you have every right to be concerned.
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Posted, 29th April 2011
by SoraKari

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You can completely refurbish a race car using random parts of your house.
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Posted, 2nd May 2011
by agentdc7

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You're my little Chu-Chi Face, and you're my Teddy Bear.
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Posted, 29th April 2011
by SoraKari

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Port Out, Starboard Home! Posh with a Capital P-O-S-H, Posh!
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Posted, 29th April 2011
by SoraKari

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Truly Scrumptious is truly scrumptious.
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21st October 2014 by zikzak393
Truly no sexual euphemisms in a Disney movie.

Posted, 29th April 2011
by SoraKari

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When he first came here, he was a midget.
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Posted, 29th April 2011
by SoraKari

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If midgets live long enough, they can grow taller, much taller.
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Posted, 2nd May 2011
by agentdc7

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When you stumble into a random choreographed carnival performance, you'll have no problem fitting in or even improving the performance. Heck, you might even pick up a ton of loose change too.
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Posted, 2nd May 2011
by agentdc7

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I love the way the children say "Mr. Coggins" "Mr. COG-gins!"
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Posted, 29th April 2011
by SoraKari

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You can grow hair on your nose. Gross...
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Posted, 2nd May 2011
by agentdc7

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Some kings try to kill their wives during a song without succession. And the wife won't suspect a thing.
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Posted, 7th September 2014
by Footballfan

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A cannon can also be used to knock down a door.
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Posted, 7th September 2014
by Footballfan

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When you are in England, you play cricket.
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Posted, 7th September 2014
by Footballfan

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X, as in "X and bacon".
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8th December 2015 by agentdc7
Eggs and bacon!!!!!

Posted, 7th September 2014
by Footballfan

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The Baron is dreadful, he's horrible, he isn't even nice.
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Posted, 7th September 2014
by Footballfan

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Dogs can blow whistling sweets.
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Posted, 7th September 2014
by Footballfan

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Seven different Chitties were built: a worn-out one, a restored one, one for the flying scenes, one for the water scenes and three partial models for various other scenes.
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Posted, 4th February 2015
by zikzak393

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Lionel Jeffries, who played Grandpa Potts, was actually six months younger than Dick Van Dyke.
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Posted, 4th February 2015
by zikzak393

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A single father who has a great talent at making improv song and dance routines would rather spend his time building inventions that don't work.
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Posted, 8th December 2015
by Footballfan

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If dogs invaded a candy factory, you will be blamed for it and not the owner's lack of security personnel.
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Posted, 8th December 2015
by agentdc7

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If you want someone to listen to you, just start singing a song.
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Posted, 8th December 2015
by agentdc7

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