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Thor

Thor
This list was started on 6th May 2011 by KungFuMasterLarry
There are 67 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 20th February 2016

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The God of Thunder is no match for a taser.
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    Posted, 6th May 2011
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    The Asgardians have no idea about Loki's trickster nature even though on Earth we have mythology books full of his deeds.
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    • 28th June 2012 by Meushell
      They needs to visit us and do some reading. :)
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    Posted, 20th July 2011
    by The Superior
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    Never trust your adopted brother.
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      Posted, 6th May 2011
      by KungFuMasterLarry
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      The God of Thunder will be gracious enough to smile for your facebook photos.
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        Posted, 6th May 2011
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        Smashing a glass on the ground is not a socially acceptable way of ordering another drink.
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          Posted, 7th May 2011
          by ryan corderman
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          Asgardians scoff at your scientifical hooey "worm holes" - it's a Rainbow Bridge, damnit!
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            Posted, 16th May 2011
            by JenLynnG
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            Pet shops don't sell horses or animals big enough to ride.
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              Posted, 7th May 2011
              by ryan corderman
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              Thor can beat up wave after wave of soldiers that are highly trained in hand to hand combat. However he is easily overpowered by a few doctors and lowly paid hospital security staff that have no combat training whatsoever.
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                Posted, 20th September 2011
                by DamnHollywood
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                Stan Lee fucked his truck up.
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                  Posted, 8th May 2011
                  by ptexfigily
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                  A box of Poptarts is no match for the God of Thunder's appetite.
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                    Posted, 16th May 2011
                    by JenLynnG
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                    Agent Phil Coulson, Son of Coul.
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                      Posted, 29th August 2011
                      by ZenMaster
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                      Asgardians, despite coming from lightyears away, speak the very same form of English spoken in modern America.
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                        Posted, 25th September 2011
                        by Olifromsolly
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                        Thor REALLY likes coffee.
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                          Posted, 6th May 2011
                          by KungFuMasterLarry
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                          Natalie Portman needs to watch where she's going when she's driving.
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                            Posted, 6th May 2011
                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                            Thor can hold his alcohol.
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                              Posted, 6th May 2011
                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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                              S.H.I.E.L.D. will take your Ipod away after you just download like 30 new songs.
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                                Posted, 7th May 2011
                                by ryan corderman
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                                This is how Thor normally looks, and it's a good look.
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                                  Posted, 16th May 2011
                                  by JenLynnG
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                                  The Asgardians live in a place where magic and science are the same and one. A magic hammer which has great power to build and destroy was used to destroy their gateway. However, they find it is impossible to reconstruct the gateway.
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                                    Posted, 19th September 2011
                                    by DamnHollywood
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                                    Ice people are bad, mkay!
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                                      Posted, 25th December 2011
                                      by Mogipbob
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                                      Heimdall can see you naked in the shower...
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                                      • 19th March 2012 by Alaurien
                                        noooooo....you're right....i wont feel secure while taking a shower anymore :/
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                                      Posted, 12th January 2012
                                      by oleza
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                                      Thor has fought bigger.
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                                        Posted, 10th May 2011
                                        by Blooddrunk84
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                                        Don't ever mistake Volstagg's appetite for apathy.
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                                          Posted, 24th May 2011
                                          by sammy davis jr
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                                          Your trailer van is apparently your 'Chambers'.
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                                            Posted, 29th May 2011
                                            by Raajnie
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                                            If it's huge and metallic you can guarantee it will destroy everything in town but the hero and his girl. Might make her faint though.
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                                              Posted, 27th June 2011
                                              by Sinner Matic
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                                              You can get away with shooting a third of your film in dutch angles!
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                                              • 9th September 2011 by agentdc7
                                                Man, I was having flashbacks to Battlefield Earth.
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                                              Posted, 20th July 2011
                                              by The Superior
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                                              It takes hours to drive 50 miles.
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                                              • 28th December 2011 by bourbonphantom
                                                This is true, ever been to Vietnam?
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                                              Posted, 25th December 2011
                                              by Mogipbob
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                                              Always have tailgate parties near cool looking hammers.
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                                                Posted, 25th December 2011
                                                by Mogipbob
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                                                <span>The best way to convince your peace-loving father that you would make a great king is destroying a whole race with their realm for that<span id="dtx-highlighting-item" dtx-highlight-backgroundcolor="lime"> very </span>reason.</span>
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                                                • 20th February 2015 by PurpleTabby
                                                  And of course, you can't see any of what I did because I did it correctly! *facepalm*
                                                • 20th February 2015 by PurpleTabby
                                                  You got the coding wrong: The best way to convince your peace-loving father that you would make a great king is destroying a whole race with their realm for that very reason. The backslash signifies the ending of whatever you're doing. Hello World!
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                                                Posted, 25th February 2012
                                                by Dora11740
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                                                Thor is really hammered *snare drum*
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                                                  Posted, 21st March 2012
                                                  by Max
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                                                  The creepy old guy that hires two hot young chicks to work on his science projects is not suspicious at all.
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                                                    Posted, 8th July 2012
                                                    by broham
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                                                    Though perplexed by the names and functions of tazers and coffee, Thor knows full and well what to do when faced with an iPhone and told to smile for a picture that will go on Facebook.
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                                                      Posted, 22nd July 2012
                                                      by Keely
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                                                      Shortly after Thor's single-handed destruction of the rainbow bridge, the Asgardian royal family was faced with a multi-million dollar lawsuit regarding the new hazards that the incomplete road now posed for the racers in the final level of Mario Kart.
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                                                        Posted, 22nd July 2012
                                                        by Keely
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                                                        Heimdall secretly watches Natalie Portman while naked, wait he watches all of us naked!
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                                                          Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                                          by catmunch1
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                                                          Odin tells the hammer only a person worthy can wield it. The hammer returned to Thor after a few days, I guess not one person on the whole Earth or Asgard was worthy.
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                                                          Posted, 5th December 2013
                                                          by catmunch1
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                                                          Follow your father's advice unless you want to be kicked out of Asgard.
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                                                            Posted, 6th May 2011
                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                            You can't find horses in New Mexico to take you to your destination. Luckily, Natalie Portman and her jeep are at the ready.
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                                                              Posted, 6th May 2011
                                                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                              If it's over 10 feet tall, metallic silver, and can shoot streams of fire from its face, Tony Stark didn't build it.
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                                                                Posted, 7th May 2011
                                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                Hawkeye is starting to like Thor.
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                                                                  Posted, 7th May 2011
                                                                  by ryan corderman
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                                                                  For a homeless guy, you can be cut.
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                                                                    Posted, 18th May 2011
                                                                    by Kman11
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                                                                    Agent Colson will be deeply offended if you beat up all his men by yourself.
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                                                                      Posted, 27th May 2011
                                                                      by TankerCaptain
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                                                                      If Thor needs CPR... I can TOTALLY do CPR!!!
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                                                                        Posted, 29th May 2011
                                                                        by Raajnie
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                                                                        Thursday is Thor's Day.
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                                                                          Posted, 19th June 2011
                                                                          by gerard29
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                                                                          Being in Thor for 45 seconds means you get to be an Avenger.
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                                                                            Posted, 3rd June 2012
                                                                            by TheBaddestOfThemAll
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                                                                            So, you mean to tell me that the straps used to pin down crazy people in the hospital are just THAT easy to navigate out of? Of course. Of course....
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                                                                              Posted, 22nd July 2012
                                                                              by Keely
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                                                                              The secret of Thor's strength isn't the fact that he is a crowned prince of Asgard or because he wields a magical hammer. It's all in the hair. His long, flowing hair!
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                                                                                Posted, 22nd July 2012
                                                                                by Keely
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                                                                                Loki is a puny - Oh wait wrong movie
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                                                                                  Posted, 16th August 2012
                                                                                  by Max
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                                                                                  He'll have another!
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                                                                                    Posted, 18th February 2013
                                                                                    by aaron
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                                                                                    Asgard has racial quotas. Can't have only white people as Norse Gods. No, that would be just racist and silly. "We'll give him the position of Ass Guard. They like big butts don't they? Can we also pay him in, like, food? I hear they like watermelon and fried chicken... Oh, hi Heimdall, we were just talking about you and we..." "Please stop calling me Heimdall, okay? I just want to go back to Vodun. You guys are really creeping me out."
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                                                                                      Posted, 20th August 2013
                                                                                      by Loyd Mongo
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                                                                                      You can take a frost giant from the ice hood, but you can't take the hood out the frost giant!
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                                                                                        Posted, 5th December 2013
                                                                                        by catmunch1
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                                                                                        darcy isnt going to die for six college credits...would she do it for a scooby snack
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                                                                                          Posted, 17th August 2014
                                                                                          by mr cool
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                                                                                          After thousands of years being an arrogant ass, you'll learn to be humble in just a few days. Maybe has something to do with being tased.
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                                                                                            Posted, 20th February 2016
                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                            Some people are very attached to their downloaded songs.
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                                                                                              Posted, 20th February 2016
                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                              Some women are like magnets... pulling guys so hard towards their... vehicles, so those guys hit them... cars.
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                                                                                                Posted, 20th February 2016
                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                Female ''brilliant'' scientists tend to quickly fall in love with crazy homeless guys who talk strange if they are pretty cut.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 20th February 2016
                                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                                  Norse gods aren't interested in Nordic countries or dialects any more. I don't blame them however, if I was raped as much as Americans did rape Norse mythology, I would develop a Stockholm syndrome as well and preferred America and speak English all the time.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 20th February 2016
                                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                                    Stan Lee and co tried to pull the hammer out of stone, in order to become the king of New Mexico.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 20th February 2016
                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                      If you want to write a story based on the Norse mythology, change it as much as you can because the source material is, I don't know, not interesting enough?
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                                                                                                        Posted, 20th February 2016
                                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                                        Although in 965 AD, Thor and Loki just were born, on Earth, Norse mythology from that era is full of their deeds.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 20th February 2016
                                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                                          If an Asgardian is stripped of his ranks and weapons and banished to Earth, his weapons and ranks will be send to Earth too, for some reason.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 20th February 2016
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