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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
This list was started on 20th May 2011 by Anon
There are 34 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 14th August 2011

The Things I Learned . . .

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We will honestly never know if Jack Sparrow actually has a plan.
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    Posted, 20th May 2011
    by Anon
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    Penelope Cruz can pass as Jack Sparrow.
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      Posted, 22nd May 2011
      by Anon
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      We can't use Will and Elizabeth anymore, so here's a boring romance subplot that goes nowhere featuring two people you don't care about instead.
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      • 24th May 2011 by Eibhlinn Savage
        Exactly!!! Glad somebody pointed that out!!
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      Posted, 20th May 2011
      by Anon
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      The Spanish will make that long, hard trip to the fountain of youth just to destroy it in the name of God because "only God can give eternal life."
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      • 31st May 2011 by Anon
        To me it just felt like they made a movie to simply make a movie, so plot points really weren't important.
      • 23rd May 2011 by Khenarthi
        I wondered about that, too.
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      Posted, 22nd May 2011
      by Anon
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      Being underwater or completely out of water is fine, but never keep a mermaid partially submerged in the water because when the sun comes out she will dry out and die. She will not dry out if kept in complete sunlight and completely out of the water.
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      • 23rd November 2011 by RoC77
        You'd think with that tail of hers she could just splash some water on herself....
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      Posted, 7th July 2011
      by orcas800
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      Middle-aged, proper, British women secretly wish pirates would swing into their carriages and take advantage of them.
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        Posted, 22nd May 2011
        by Anon
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        A mermaid will randomly save a guy after trying to kill all the other men because he seemed "different." Actually, he was just the best-looking out of them all. And he's a Christian...
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          Posted, 22nd May 2011
          by Anon
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          Blackbeard can survive decapitation, but a poison blade through the heart is actually lethal.
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            Posted, 20th May 2011
            by Anon
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            The fountain of youth requires more than just it's own water to work for the user.
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              Posted, 22nd May 2011
              by Anon
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              Only the religious man can hope to woo a mermaid.
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                Posted, 22nd May 2011
                by Anon
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                11
                When making an elaborate escape out of the King's dining hall, always make an effort to grab something delicious.
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                  Posted, 22nd May 2011
                  by Anon
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                  Somehow, everyone can figure out that the entrance to the fountain of youth is actually on a particular cave's ceiling and then figure out that it's possible to go through it.
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                    Posted, 22nd May 2011
                    by Anon
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                    The Spanish do not care how much time and money a cross-oceanic trip will cost. Because they have a point to make.
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                      Posted, 23rd May 2011
                      by Khenarthi
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                      Diaries can survive underwater if they contain maps to the Fountain of Youth.
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                        Posted, 2nd June 2011
                        by Noexcuses234
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                        After being told that a mermaid will drag you to the ocean floor and rip you apart, the most effective action is to stick your face in the water.
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                          Posted, 24th June 2011
                          by maian7
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                          A mermaid needs to breathe air.
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                            Posted, 7th July 2011
                            by orcas800
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                            When plotting a mutiny on the Queen Anne's Revenge, the correct strategy is not "LEEEROOOOY JENKIIIIINS".
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                              Posted, 20th May 2011
                              by Anon
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                              Blackbeard becomes more evil every time he DOESN'T kill someone.
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                                Posted, 20th May 2011
                                by Anon
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                                19
                                Ships can breathe fire.
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                                  Posted, 20th May 2011
                                  by Anon
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                                  Edward Teach dabbled in necromancy.
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                                    Posted, 20th May 2011
                                    by Anon
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                                    Mermaids mate in a manner similar to the way praying mantis do.
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                                      Posted, 20th May 2011
                                      by Anon
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                                      If you're a desperate man, there's always a mermaid.
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                                        Posted, 22nd May 2011
                                        by Anon
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                                        It's possible for one man with a rope to pull a large coconut tree until it's bent enough to fling him onto another tree.
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                                          Posted, 22nd May 2011
                                          by Anon
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                                          Jack loves giving people eternal life or longer lives...
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                                            Posted, 22nd May 2011
                                            by Anon
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                                            Penelope Cruz is Blackbeard's daughter.
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                                              Posted, 22nd May 2011
                                              by Anon
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                                              Ariel from "The Little Mermaid" is the exception to most mermaids.
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                                                Posted, 22nd May 2011
                                                by Anon
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                                                The Guardian of Forever from Star Trek guest stars as the fountain of youth...
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                                                  Posted, 27th May 2011
                                                  by TankerCaptain
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                                                  Jack Sparrow really does hate that monkey!
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                                                    Posted, 27th May 2011
                                                    by TankerCaptain
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                                                    Oh and thats CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow to you!
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                                                      Posted, 27th May 2011
                                                      by TankerCaptain
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                                                      Sure, all the mermaids are women. But breeding? Not a problem.
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                                                        Posted, 24th June 2011
                                                        by maian7
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                                                        I just can't get enough of these realistic pirate portrayals.
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                                                          Posted, 27th June 2011
                                                          by Sinner Matic
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                                                          Will Turner only has 6 more years before he can set foot on land again.
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                                                          • 21st May 2012 by agentdc7
                                                            Or he just needs a bucket of water underneath him.
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                                                          Posted, 29th June 2011
                                                          by john2012
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                                                          Over the hill rock stars make great pirates.
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                                                            Posted, 29th June 2011
                                                            by john2012
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                                                            Why does a mermaid need to breathe air???
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                                                            • 26th December 2011 by Alaurien
                                                              douh...i got it xD ....she needed the oxygen...that water has -.-"
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                                                            Posted, 14th August 2011
                                                            by Alaurien
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