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The Hangover Part 2

The Hangover Part 2
This list was started on 26th May 2011 by ryan corderman
There are 112 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 3rd September 2014

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Monkeys make good drug mules because nobody is going to arrest a monkey for selling coke.
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    Posted, 1st June 2011
    by AJwest
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    The wolf pack has no membership fees.
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      Posted, 1st June 2011
      by AJwest
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      Albino polar bears are black.
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        Posted, 3rd June 2011
        by AJwest
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        Hangover 2 is not a sequel. It's the first movie taking place in an alternate reality.
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          Posted, 9th June 2011
          by justin555666
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          When you need more money just remake the same movie!
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          • 8th June 2011 by agentdc7
            Reminds me of Home Alone 2. And it should be "want" more money.
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          Posted, 26th May 2011
          by ryan corderman
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          It's possible to drug Marshmallows.
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            Posted, 27th May 2011
            by Andershp
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            You can tell if the Russian gangsters are the real deal when there is a banana picture on a monkey's helmet.
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              Posted, 1st June 2011
              by AJwest
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              Alan and Phil are still friends all over the world even in Great Britain.
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                Posted, 3rd June 2011
                by AJwest
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                Asian Trannies have bigger dicks than Asian men.
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                  Posted, 4th June 2011
                  by BoHo
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                  Alan is a stay-at-home son.
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                    Posted, 16th June 2011
                    by gerard29
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                    When someone says "Your hair" instantly check to make sure nothing has happened to your beard.
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                      Posted, 26th May 2011
                      by ryan corderman
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                      When a monkey nibbles on a penis it's funny in any language.
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                        Posted, 26th May 2011
                        by ryan corderman
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                        This is not Stu's first marriage; there was a whore in Las Vegas.
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                          Posted, 26th May 2011
                          by ryan corderman
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                          IT'S A MONKEY!
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                            Posted, 26th May 2011
                            by ryan corderman
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                            Someday maybe monkeys could skype.
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                              Posted, 26th May 2011
                              by ryan corderman
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                              It's okay to drug the Marshmallows if it was intended to drug a non-member of the Wolf Pack.
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                                Posted, 27th May 2011
                                by Andershp
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                                Despite having your finger cut off, last night will still have been awesome.
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                                  Posted, 27th May 2011
                                  by Andershp
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                                  Coke sometimes stops your heart and then makes it beat again.
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                                    Posted, 27th May 2011
                                    by Andershp
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                                    Stu has a demon inside of him and a weakness for women with dicks.
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                                      Posted, 27th May 2011
                                      by Andershp
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                                      Even though you will never be able to accomplish your life long dream of being a surgeon as you cut your own finger off, it's worth it if you had a really good time the night before.
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                                        Posted, 2nd June 2011
                                        by Noexcuses234
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                                        If you find your friends severed finger don't bother putting it on ice or at the very least keeping it with you. Don't even detach the Stanford ring it's wearing. No, instead, give it to a monkey.
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                                          Posted, 9th June 2011
                                          by justin555666
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                                          If you are not serving desserts, make sure that Alan gets the memo..
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                                            Posted, 16th June 2011
                                            by gerard29
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                                            Doogie Howser turned out to be a gay.
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                                              Posted, 17th June 2011
                                              by ryan corderman
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                                              Stay-at-home son is a profession.
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                                                Posted, 17th June 2011
                                                by ryan corderman
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                                                Monasteries are often confused with Pf Changs.
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                                                  Posted, 26th May 2011
                                                  by ryan corderman
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                                                  Putting a napkin over your cup prevents you from being roofied.
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                                                    Posted, 26th May 2011
                                                    by ryan corderman
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                                                    Stu found out why it was called Bangkok when he was banged by a Thai prostitute.
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                                                      Posted, 27th May 2011
                                                      by Andershp
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                                                      When your father-in-law doesn't like you, just freak out on him and he will be all nice and calm.
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                                                        Posted, 27th May 2011
                                                        by Andershp
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                                                        Nobody comes into Alan's room.
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                                                          Posted, 27th May 2011
                                                          by Andershp
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                                                          If you don't stay quiet in a monastery, you will be beat up by the biggest monk.
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                                                            Posted, 27th May 2011
                                                            by Andershp
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                                                            Alan has a lot of "fun" facts.
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                                                              Posted, 27th May 2011
                                                              by Andershp
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                                                              A bachelor brunch is really sissy compared to having a blackout.
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                                                                Posted, 27th May 2011
                                                                by Andershp
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                                                                Thailand experiences 12.000 power outs a year.
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                                                                  Posted, 27th May 2011
                                                                  by Andershp
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                                                                  Never put Mike Tyson in a movie unless he has no lines and, for God's sake, do not encourage him to sing.
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                                                                    Posted, 9th June 2011
                                                                    by justin555666
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                                                                    Notice nobody laughs when Mike Tyson tells Stu to get the tattoo removed from his face. That's because he actually forgot that he had an identical tattoo on his face.
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                                                                      Posted, 9th June 2011
                                                                      by justin555666
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                                                                      Your mother needs to send you a memo if there won't be any dessert.
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                                                                        Posted, 17th June 2011
                                                                        by ryan corderman
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                                                                        Thailand doesn't have a Long John Silvers.
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                                                                          Posted, 17th June 2011
                                                                          by ryan corderman
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                                                                          Cherish your fingers.
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                                                                            Posted, 24th June 2011
                                                                            by rmdubuc
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                                                                            Never leave Asians in small closed spaces; they'll spring out like a jack-in-the-box and kick your ass.
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                                                                              Posted, 25th June 2011
                                                                              by Mizterwildace
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                                                                              Don't ever drink or eat anything that Alan gives you...yes, even if you love marshmallows.
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                                                                                Posted, 25th October 2011
                                                                                by hobbesjr
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                                                                                  Posted, 25th October 2011
                                                                                  by hobbesjr
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                                                                                  Next time, go with the bachelor brunch.
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                                                                                    Posted, 25th October 2011
                                                                                    by hobbesjr
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                                                                                    You can invite Alan, just as long as the Jonas Brothers are not in town.
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                                                                                      Posted, 25th October 2011
                                                                                      by hobbesjr
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                                                                                      Doogie Howser turned out to be gay...read it in Teen People.
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                                                                                        Posted, 25th October 2011
                                                                                        by hobbesjr
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                                                                                        A black bear might just be an albino polar bear.
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                                                                                          Posted, 25th October 2011
                                                                                          by hobbesjr
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                                                                                          If you're in Bangkok, don't get a stripper who can drop a load.
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                                                                                            Posted, 25th October 2011
                                                                                            by hobbesjr
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                                                                                            Doing blow can sometimes stop your heart and then start up again. Thanks for the tip, Mr. Chow.
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                                                                                              Posted, 25th October 2011
                                                                                              by hobbesjr
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                                                                                              Once Bangkok has you in its grip, it won't let you go...or you might just be stuck in an elevator.
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                                                                                                Posted, 25th October 2011
                                                                                                by hobbesjr
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                                                                                                I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie already.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 1st January 2012
                                                                                                  by daveyboy189
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                                                                                                  After being stuck in an elevator for over a day, you will come out completely fine. You won't be hungry, thirsty, your hand will not be infected, you will not have soiled yourself....
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                                                                                                    Posted, 13th June 2012
                                                                                                    by TheBaddestOfThemAll
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                                                                                                    Spending a day in an ice chiller won't have any lasting effects if you have hot soup afterwards.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd September 2014
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