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Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory
This list was started on 31st May 2011 by sbsp92
There are 35 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 2nd November 2015

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Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating!
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    Posted, 31st May 2011
    by sbsp92
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    You'll never be satisfied by $15 hookers.
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      Posted, 31st May 2011
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      You will never love a child more than an illegal whale bone brush.
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        Posted, 31st May 2011
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        Dreams are in your sleep.
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          Posted, 31st May 2011
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          Lois Sarah Mellor is a real a-hole.
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            Posted, 31st May 2011
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            No one knows what the song Lady Humps means.
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              Posted, 31st May 2011
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              Horse shampoo makes hair shine like Orion's Belt.
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                Posted, 31st May 2011
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                Louie Armstrong is up there laughing at us.
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                  Posted, 31st May 2011
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                  Loosely based on the Elvis Stojko- Illya Kulic controversy from 1992 Winter Olympics. Kulic was the pretty boy like Jimmy and Stojko drove the women crazy. Kulic won the controversial gold but Stojko got in the last laugh when he told the media "I don't know how to skate like a girl."
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                    Posted, 30th June 2011
                    by john2012
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                    Luke Wilson counsels sex addicts
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                      Posted, 26th July 2011
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                      Berber is NOT baby food.
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                        Posted, 26th July 2011
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                        Writing a book titled, "Let Me Put My Poems In You," shows that you have a sensitive side.
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                          Posted, 26th July 2011
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                          Oksana Baiul is as cold as the ice she skates on.
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                            Posted, 2nd September 2011
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                            Kristi Yamaguchi wanted to have babies with Chazz.
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                              Posted, 2nd September 2011
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                              Chazz is still fat.
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                                Jimmy still looks like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
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                                  Posted, 2nd September 2011
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                                  Katie is not a whore.
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                                    Rich men un-adopt their adult children.
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                                      Snowflake knows who shot him with an arrow.
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                                        Andy Richter is a mountie.
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                                          Posted, 2nd September 2011
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                                          Don't get in bed with your best friend's girlfriend, unless its a posturepedic.
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                                            Posted, 2nd September 2011
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                                            A man who's too close to his twin sister will call other people freaks.
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                                              Posted, 4th September 2011
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                                              Telling someone you will get inside his face won't intimidate him.
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                                                Posted, 4th September 2011
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                                                Night is a very dark time for Chazz.
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                                                  It's dark for everyone, moron.
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                                                Posted, 4th September 2011
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                                                'Mind-bottling, isn't it?'
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                                                  Posted, 4th September 2011
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                                                  The best song for two men to figure skate to is, "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing."
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                                                    Posted, 4th September 2011
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                                                    Banned for life is a long time.
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                                                      Posted, 4th September 2011
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                                                      Chazz is an ice devouring sex tornado.
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                                                        Posted, 12th September 2011
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                                                        Jimmy is Little Orphan Awesome.
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                                                          Posted, 12th September 2011
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                                                          If your career is over, don't worry; the person who used to stalk you has since left you alone and moved on.
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                                                            Posted, 5th January 2013
                                                            by Kissy Suzuka
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                                                            Stalkers can be smarter to anybody in figure skating. They can even point out a loophole that brings who they used to stalk back to skating.
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                                                              Posted, 5th January 2013
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                                                              A nine year old boy with a thirty five year old girlfriend might sound troubled to some people.
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                                                                Posted, 2nd November 2015
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                                                                Nobody knows what Lady Hump means, but it's provocative and it gets people going.
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                                                                  Posted, 2nd November 2015
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                                                                  Being drunk while working on a children's show won't get you fired if you look good doing it.
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                                                                    Posted, 2nd November 2015
                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                    Naturally, the country that came up with a deadly ice skating move would be North Korea.
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                                                                      Posted, 2nd November 2015
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