A giant alien can only go home after he's been given a pep-talk by a 13 year old boy, and only after he's been given a silver locket of sentimental value. (0) Comments
Poor tactic to hint to a girl you like her #67 - Offer to cast her in your movie as a clingy and overprotective wife who then turns into a flesh-eating, undead corpse. (0) Comments
Go ahead, free the hostile alien. As violently and destructively as possible. It only wants to get home. And kill a few innocent people along the way. (0) Comments
A train will derail and go flying after contact with a pickup truck. Also the driver is only slightly injured. Even after a cataclysmic cluster f*ck. (0) Comments
A pickup truck is able to derail a freight train by colliding with it head-on, causing tons of property damage and nearly killing a group of innocent children. (0) Comments
The rest of Ohio would never notice a wildfire large enough to evacuate an entire town. Good thing there were no such things as telephones or TV stations back in the '70s. (0) Comments
Since the Air Force had enough 18 wheelers and trailers on hand to immediately recover all the cubes from the train wreck, why didn't they just transport them with the 18 wheelers in the first place? In a secure convoy? Instead of sending all their dangerous goods UNMONITORED down the railway? (0) Comments
In the 70s/80s, if your neigbor's kid made firecrackers and bombs, it was a tolerated annoyance. Today, the child is automatically a felony career criminal and a terrorist and sent to a juvenile detention center. (1) Comments
In 1979, a kid working at a gas station in a podunk town could afford a Walkman at $120. Adjusted for inflation, that's around $360 today. (0) Comments
The alien can telekinetically assemble his ship made from thousands of parts, but still has to pick up humans, dumpsters, and engine blocks the old-fashioned way. (0) Comments
When you need to set a fire, rather than use the gas cans on the side of your jeep, go dig up a flamethrower from your armory that hasn't been used since World War II. (0) Comments
For some reason the kids need a car to get them to the train station at night, but the next day they're able to get to the same area with only bicycles. (0) Comments
You can derail an entire train with one pickup truck. One really strong pick up truck that can stay in one piece and keep its driver alive from a head on collision without an air bag. (0) Comments
