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The Invention of Lying

The Invention of Lying
This list was started on 15th December 2009 by Adam
There are 31 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 14th January 2011

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The best screenplay ever written will have aliens from Mars, ninja armies, and nude amazon women.
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    Posted, 15th December 2009
    by Adam
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    Girls always masturbate before a date that they're pessimistic about.
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      Posted, 15th December 2009
      by Adam
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      The invention of religion happened around the same time as the invention of lying.
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      • 15th January 2012 by Wujek Spenser
        Well, that sound pretty legit to me!
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      Posted, 15th December 2009
      by Adam
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      Telling the world that you will get giant mansions and free ice cream forever when you die won't result in any immediate suicides.
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        Posted, 15th December 2009
        by Adam
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        The commandments were on Pizza Hut boxes, not stone tablets.
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          Posted, 2nd February 2010
          by HermanoBluth
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          Coca Cola and Pepsi will still spend money advertising even though the ads will be quite unflattering to them.
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            Posted, 15th December 2009
            by Adam
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            The truth is always really mean.
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              Posted, 15th December 2009
              by Adam
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              There's no such thing as an honest mistake in an honest world.
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                Posted, 15th December 2009
                by Adam
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                The "sweetest, most caring" person will always judge everyone she sees at an incredible superficial level.
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                  Posted, 15th December 2009
                  by Adam
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                  Pepsi is available in the afterlife! (They couldn't lie.)
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                    Posted, 1st January 2010
                    by ogrishmania
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                    Religious people are really gullible!
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                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
                      by toenail
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                      God's real name is The Man in the Sky.
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                        Posted, 2nd February 2010
                        by HermanoBluth
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                        The best way to help improve someone's cooking is to keep lying to them about how delicious it is.
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                          Posted, 15th December 2009
                          by Adam
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                          Birthday sex is the only exception to the no sex before marriage rule.
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                            Posted, 2nd February 2010
                            by HermanoBluth
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                            The more you lie, the more rich and famous you'll get.
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                              Posted, 2nd February 2010
                              by rescated
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                              A Little lie can go a long way....
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                                Posted, 19th May 2010
                                by TiffYG2133
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                                Only business people care about movie credits.
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                                  Posted, 15th December 2009
                                  by Adam
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                                  Touching boobs > having sex.
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                                    Posted, 15th December 2009
                                    by Adam
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                                    Always let your incredibly drunk friend drive you around on a crowded bridge.
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                                      Posted, 15th December 2009
                                      by Adam
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                                      The douchebag you hate most in the world will always be a competitor for your girl.
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                                        Posted, 15th December 2009
                                        by Adam
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                                        A terrible hair cut does not count as one of your three strikes to get into heaven.
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                                          Posted, 7th January 2010
                                          by The Superior
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                                          If you move into a family or friend's mansion in heaven, your mansion is put back on the market.
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                                            Posted, 7th January 2010
                                            by The Superior
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                                            Getting into heaven is just like baseball!
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                                            • 2nd February 2010 by HermanoBluth
                                              Three strikes and you're out!
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                                            Posted, 7th January 2010
                                            by The Superior
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                                            Jesus used to swindle casinos.
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                                              Posted, 2nd February 2010
                                              by rescated
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                                              NASA knows when the world is gonna end
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                                                Posted, 2nd February 2010
                                                by rescated
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                                                You should buy Coca-Cola because it's pretty famous, I guess.
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                                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                  by ekedolphin
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                                                  As brutal as the truth seems to be in this world, you have to imagine that the suicide rate is much higher than in ours.
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                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                    by ekedolphin
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                                                    In an honest world, everyone reads your emails.
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                                                      Posted, 17th July 2010
                                                      by HermanoBluth
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                                                      The man in the sky is a prick!
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                                                        Posted, 29th July 2010
                                                        by lindanny
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                                                        Prophets are the first liars in the societies...
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                                                          Posted, 14th January 2011
                                                          by sem
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