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Green Lantern

Green Lantern
This list was started on 17th June 2011 by ryan corderman
There are 87 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 18th December 2014

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Making a race car track is a sure fired way to stop a plane from crashing.
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    Posted, 17th June 2011
    by ryan corderman
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    When the ring turns your skin into a costume, it apparently hides your junk very well. or makes it really small.
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      Posted, 25th June 2011
      by Kirutian
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      If a guy looks like the devil and his name sounds like the word "sinister", you should probably give him the power to make anything he can imagine.
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        Posted, 19th July 2011
        by Gregsaw
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        Even an intergalactic oath requires rhymes.
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        • 9th April 2012 by Josh
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        Posted, 12th October 2011
        by Wujek Spenser
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        Jets piloted by computers are unbeatable unless they go up against a pilot who doesn't play by the rules.
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          Posted, 11th July 2011
          by The Superior
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          If you become a superhero and your job is to protect an enormous piece of the whole Universe, don't try too hard because the greatest villains of superheroes always appear in the same city they live in.
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            Posted, 12th October 2011
            by Wujek Spenser
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            If you have a particularly menacing threat facing the universe, the wise-cracking human will surely know more than the immortals who have lived forever about how to defeat it.
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              Posted, 22nd October 2011
              by likeucare
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              The embodiment of fear looks like a giant flowing pile of feces. With corn.
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              • 17th May 2012 by agentdc7
                Haha, yeah I was thinking the same thing. Or some really bad dreadlocks.
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              Posted, 24th December 2011
              by KungFuMasterLarry
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              Quit the Green Lantern Corps because one member hurt your widdle feewings so bad.
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                Posted, 24th December 2011
                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                The most worthy successor to join the Green Lantern Corps is a hotshot, smarmy quitter.
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                  Posted, 30th December 2011
                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                  "To infinity and beyond" is not part of the Green Lantern oath.
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                    Posted, 6th July 2011
                    by ryan corderman
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                    If a hot girl totally isn't interested in you (because you're ugly), the best you can do is to make her ugly.
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                      Posted, 12th October 2011
                      by Wujek Spenser
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                      Fighter jets created by Green Lanterns can propel themselves even in the vacuum of space!
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                        Posted, 4th December 2011
                        by oleza
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                        Parallax can mow down multiple Green Lanterns and destroy planets, but apparently can be harmed by an earth missile.
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                          Posted, 24th December 2011
                          by KungFuMasterLarry
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                          You can punk out and quit the Green Lantern Corps, but you're allowed to keep the ring. Consider it an intergalactic souvenir.
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                            Posted, 24th December 2011
                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                            In 1993, Ryan Reynolds is a kid. In 1998 he is an adult starring in Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place and in 1990 he is in a show called Fifteen. He is aging backwards!
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                              Posted, 12th February 2012
                              by broham
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                              The ring can do anything imaginable, but thinks that nobody can tell who you are when they can't see your cheekbones.
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                                Posted, 19th March 2012
                                by Max
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                                Will is an emotion.
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                                  Posted, 9th April 2012
                                  by Josh
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                                  The first part of Green Lantern training is recreating a screensaver.
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                                    Posted, 17th May 2012
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    You have to be specifically "without fear" in order to be a Green Lantern. So the logical thing to do is to take a gamble on a man with a history of quitting things... and... well, a bit of a coward.
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                                      Posted, 21st May 2012
                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                      Test pilots are short in supply, that's why the leading manufacturer of the advanced-next generation air-crafts holds on to the that a$$#ole with the attitude.
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                                        Posted, 17th December 2014
                                        by Garga
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                                        Does the ring give you a condom made of pure will energy? I want one of those...
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                                          Posted, 17th December 2014
                                          by Garga
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                                          It's better to wrap your nephew's birthday present first thing in the morning in the car while you drive like a maniac to your office even though you'll go to the party in the afternoon after you leave your workplace.
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                                            Posted, 17th December 2014
                                            by Garga
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                                            Having your bottom handed to you by Kilowog for two minutes will train and prepare you to do your duty as Green Lantern.
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                                              Posted, 18th December 2014
                                              by Garga
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                                              When you are just appointed as a superhero, your very first heroic action should be super punching your colleagues (which your douchebaggery cost them their jobs by the way) with a giant green fist.
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                                                Posted, 18th December 2014
                                                by Garga
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                                                There is water in the tap.
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                                                  Posted, 17th June 2011
                                                  by ryan corderman
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                                                  "In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!"
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                                                    Posted, 17th June 2011
                                                    by ryan corderman
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                                                    If you have an enemy you're not sure how to face don't talk it out with your fellow Green Lanterns. Discuss it with your Earth buddies because surely they'll lead you down the right path.
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                                                      Posted, 17th June 2011
                                                      by ryan corderman
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                                                      Green Lanterns make the coolest weapons.
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                                                        Posted, 17th June 2011
                                                        by ryan corderman
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                                                        No matter how bad things get, something good is out there, just over the horizon...
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                                                          Posted, 17th June 2011
                                                          by ryan corderman
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                                                          The ring turns thought into reality. The only limits are what you can imagine.
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                                                            Posted, 17th June 2011
                                                            by ryan corderman
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                                                            It's important to pledge allegiance to a lantern, that was given to you by a dying purple alien.
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                                                              Posted, 17th June 2011
                                                              by ryan corderman
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                                                              Sinestro is a pink, French-looking alien with a mustache.
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                                                                Posted, 19th June 2011
                                                                by gerard29
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                                                                Make sure you pay attention during basic training because your Warthog-like Drill Sergeant may inadvertently tell you how to defeat the giant yellow fear cloud later.
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                                                                  Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                  by The Superior
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                                                                  Covering your cheekbones doesn't mask your identity from your childhood friend.
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                                                                  • 31st January 2012 by kvn8907
                                                                    If only more movies would heed this advice.
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                                                                  Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                  by The Superior
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                                                                  The ring didn't choose Hector Hammond.
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                                                                    Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                    by The Superior
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                                                                    Who or what is the green lantern.
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                                                                    • 31st January 2012 by kvn8907
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                                                                    Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                    by john2012
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                                                                    When the green lanterns send you back to your world you will surely have a spare set of keys and a change of clothes before you come home.
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                                                                      Posted, 5th October 2011
                                                                      by Raajnie
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                                                                      If Green Lantern's ring ever chooses you, I hope to God you're not epileptic.
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                                                                        Posted, 12th October 2011
                                                                        by Wujek Spenser
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                                                                        It's okay to skip school if you want to watch your dad fly.
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                                                                          Posted, 17th May 2012
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          Hector Hammond looks older than his father.
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                                                                            Posted, 17th May 2012
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            If your movie has a really big budget, spend it on a CG suit rather than an actual suit.
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                                                                              Posted, 17th May 2012
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              If you're an extra and the camera focuses on you before you're about to die, you'll probably be saved by the main character.
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                                                                                Posted, 17th May 2012
                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                A friend, whom you've known since childhood, will not notice you put on a glowing green ring when you go out for a drink.
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                                                                                  Posted, 17th May 2012
                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                  When Parallax comes to Earth, he'll appear outside the building in an instant.
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                                                                                    Posted, 17th May 2012
                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                    Sinestro thinks Hal is a poor choice replacement because he's not Abin Sur from the get go.
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                                                                                      Posted, 17th May 2012
                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                      The gravity of the sun is enough to kill the all powerful Parallax. None of the other Green Lanterns or wise elders knew this. Considering Parallax is strong enough to devour and destroy planets and suck up Green lanterns instantly, I didn't know this either.
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                                                                                        Posted, 18th May 2012
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                        The ring alerts you to danger. Only danger involving the Parallax. Either that or earth is a very safe place to live.
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                                                                                          Posted, 18th May 2012
                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                          When you're assigned to investigate a top secret recovered alien, don't bother with any decontamination or making sure top secret information doesn't get leaked out.
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                                                                                            Posted, 18th May 2012
                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                            The asteroid belt lies somewhere between Earth and the Sun. (Seriously, did anyone one in this film not remember this from elementary school?)
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                                                                                              Posted, 13th October 2013
                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                              Only a rookie Green Lantern from planet Earth can defeat Parallax - not the entire league of Galaxy Guardians with thousand of years of experience and training.
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                                                                                                Posted, 14th October 2013
                                                                                                by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                Green is the color of the will - but my mom always says "he turned green with envy"...that kinda makes me wonder.
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                                                                                                • 17th December 2014 by Garga
                                                                                                  Apparently it's also the colour of sea-sickness. True story!
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                                                                                                Posted, 14th October 2013
                                                                                                by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                Green Lantern Hal Jordan is the only Superhero in the DC Universe.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 14th October 2013
                                                                                                  by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                  Fighter Jets made out of green energy do work in space.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 14th October 2013
                                                                                                    by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                    Get ready to root for a hero whose first use of superpowers is nearly murdering three guys whom he got fired from their jobs and had every right to be angry with him.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 13th August 2014
                                                                                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                      Escaping from the sun's gravitational pull is much harder when you put some distance between yourself and the sun.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 17th December 2014
                                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                                        You can hear every sound in the vacuum of space.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 17th December 2014
                                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                                          The UFOs always crash land in the U.S. The chosen guy will be American also.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 17th December 2014
                                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                                            A quitter sometimes can be considered a fearless man.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 18th December 2014
                                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                                              When exactly did Abin Sur defeat Parallax? it was strange because Sinestro didn't have the slightest clue on who Parallax is. Dude even called him The New Enemy!
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                                                                                                                Posted, 18th December 2014
                                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                                Hal saw a hot-wheel toy and it's track in his nephew's room; later the first thing he built during the crisis was a giant green hot-wheel on tracks. Hector's daddy was indeed lucky that Hal didn't see a toy shark in his nephew's room, or a wolf trap, or a dildo.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 18th December 2014
                                                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                                                  When a UFO crashes in an urban area (although not too crowded), nobody shows up for several hours.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 18th December 2014
                                                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                                                    You can flee from a UFO crash site by a car (headlights on in the middle of the night) when the Feds show up on helicopters and they do not give a s#it about you.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 18th December 2014
                                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                                      Hal asked the Guardians to help and save the earth and the humanity and they didn't give a s#it about the earth and humanity, why the hell did he ask them to let HE save the earth? you're free dude! You weren't important to them when you became green lantern, you weren't important when quit, you aren't any more important now! Are you real!?
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 18th December 2014
                                                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                                                        You have to be chosen in order to receive special powers from the ring. If you are not chosen you still can blast away walls with the ring's power.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 18th December 2014
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