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Bridesmaids

Bridesmaids
This list was started on 21st June 2011 by Anon
There are 37 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 28th December 2012

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If you don't want to ever be pulled over by a cop just sleep with them then dump them. They'll be so mad and hurt they will just ignore you no matter what you do going down the road.
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    Posted, 21st June 2011
    by Anon
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    Booty calls are know as "adult sleepovers."
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      Posted, 21st June 2011
      by Anon
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      When using frozen peas as a cold compress the peas need to stay in the bag.
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        Posted, 21st June 2011
        by Anon
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        When boys reach a certain age you can crack their blankets in half.
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          Posted, 21st June 2011
          by Anon
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          In order to prove you're not drunk to a cop, just dance on the line.
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            Posted, 21st June 2011
            by Anon
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            If you can't beat the hell out of someone legally just hit them with tennis balls in a tennis match repeatedly.
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              Posted, 21st June 2011
              by Anon
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              I think "Female Fight Club" would be a pretty good theme for a wedding reception.
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                Posted, 21st June 2011
                by Anon
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                Food poisoning makes you take a shit in a wedding dress in the street.
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                  Posted, 21st June 2011
                  by Anon
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                  When Annie gets drugged she ends up in the 90's.
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                    Posted, 21st June 2011
                    by Anon
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                    Steve is an appliance.
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                      Posted, 21st June 2011
                      by Anon
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                      Wedding invitations can be packages with a butterfly inside.
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                        Posted, 21st June 2011
                        by Anon
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                        At rich people's bridal showers you get puppies for party favors.
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                          Posted, 21st June 2011
                          by Anon
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                          Does someone want a big bear sandwich?
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                            Posted, 21st June 2011
                            by Anon
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                            Instead of punching your friend's new friend, punch her big cookie.
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                              Posted, 16th September 2011
                              by Redshirt1
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                              Food poisoning, causes you not to be confident on which end that came out of.
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                                Posted, 23rd September 2011
                                by RoC77
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                                The trick to looking good in the morning to your partner is to get up before he does and do your makeup then get back in bed.
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                                  Posted, 21st June 2011
                                  by Anon
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                                  If you can't pay for an outdoor fitness class, just hide behind a tree while doing the exercises.
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                                    Posted, 21st June 2011
                                    by Anon
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                                    It's probably not a good idea to tell wedding ring shoppers that the love will go away.
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                                      Posted, 21st June 2011
                                      by Anon
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                                      Free tattoos are free for a reason.
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                                        Posted, 21st June 2011
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                                        Annie's mom is not an alcoholic only because she's never had a drink.
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                                          Posted, 21st June 2011
                                          by Anon
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                                          1,2,3,4, Let's have a speech war!
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                                            Posted, 21st June 2011
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                                            Bill Cozbi is not Bill Cosby.
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                                              Posted, 21st June 2011
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                                              If you don't want someone to read your diary then put a note on your bedroom door saying not to come in and read your diary or wear your clothes.
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                                                Posted, 21st June 2011
                                                by Anon
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                                                You've got to be able to spread your legs in a bridesmaid dress.
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                                                  Posted, 21st June 2011
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Cops are just like priests.
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                                                    Posted, 21st June 2011
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    The cop wants a carnival wedding not a circus wedding.
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                                                      Posted, 21st June 2011
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      There's a much more sense of community in coach on an airplane.
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                                                        Posted, 21st June 2011
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                                                        You can pull up to a cop and ask to hang out and he will oblige.
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                                                          Posted, 21st June 2011
                                                          by Anon
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                                                          Bridal showers can be bigger than most weddings.
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                                                            Posted, 21st June 2011
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            Cops are never there when you need them.
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                                                              Posted, 21st June 2011
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              Taking nine "party favors" was probably a little much.
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                                                                Posted, 21st June 2011
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                She actually bit her in the ass.
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                                                                  Posted, 21st June 2011
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                                                                  A tuna fish sandwich can easily be made into breakfast food by putting syrup on it.
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                                                                    Posted, 21st June 2011
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    A good joke to pull on someone leaving for the airport is to put a loaded gun in their carry-on bag.
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                                                                      Posted, 21st June 2011
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      When you make a sex tape with someone new you have to mention it's the first sexual encounter and include a bear sandwich.
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                                                                        Posted, 20th July 2011
                                                                        by sbsp92
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                                                                        The best way to get your point about being overshadowed by your best friend because it's their wedding across is to destroy every object in sight and waste large amounts of food.
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                                                                          Posted, 16th September 2011
                                                                          by Redshirt1
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                                                                          Biting someone in the ass is a perfect way to get someone to forgive their best friend.
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                                                                            Posted, 28th December 2012
                                                                            by Kyle
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