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Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Transformers: Dark of the Moon
This list was started on 29th June 2011 by KungFuMasterLarry
There are 194 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 5th March 2016

The Things I Learned . . .

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Megatron wants Abe Lincoln's seat.
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    Posted, 29th June 2011
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    After two movies, Ratchet still can't repair Bumblebee's voice.
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    • 12th May 2014 by agentdc7
      It must have been an attempt to give the autobots less screen time and character and give all to Shia Ladouche.
    • 12th April 2012 by UsernameTed
      Ah screw it, you're fine Bumblebee.
    • 15th October 2011 by agentdc7
      Yet he was talking at the end of the first one and they never ever follow up. Completely pointless.
    • 7th October 2011 by skylinezan
      make that three movies...
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    Posted, 2nd July 2011
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    Megatron is nobody's bitch.
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      Posted, 2nd July 2011
      by AJwest
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      A trained government official is actually surprised when people calling themselves DECEPTICONS betray them.
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      • 26th January 2012 by jermanyx
        YEAH, can't wait to pay for the next head on collision that Michale Bay Directs, without explanation what so ever, yay, I didn't really wanna know anyway, yeah michael bay...
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      Posted, 2nd July 2011
      by NateSean
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      Optimus Prime always manages to be unfashionably late to every battle where human life is on the line.
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        Posted, 2nd July 2011
        by NateSean
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        Even with one arm, Optimus Prime will still kick your ass.
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          Posted, 29th June 2011
          by KungFuMasterLarry
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          The hero and heroine can go through the same trials and tribulations, but only the heroine will emerge looking fabulous while the hero is covered in cuts, scars, and dust.
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            Posted, 5th July 2011
            by Adam
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            Never think to ask the dozens of high level government officials you met upon saving the world twice before for a job.
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              Posted, 5th July 2011
              by Adam
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              Autobot: "In the year since we arrived on Earth..." to English: "Remember Revenge of the Fallen? Try not to."
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                Posted, 2nd July 2011
                by NateSean
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                New to Webster's dictionary in 2011: "Bayhem - the art of firing explosives for the purposes of replacing cinematography, script, and/or plot. Used as a visual distraction. References see: 'Unnecessary fillers', 'Poor direction.'"
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                • 12th April 2012 by UsernameTed
                  Nice one!
                • 15th October 2011 by agentdc7
                  Oh, and I would also add editting as if you had ADHD.
                • 16th July 2011 by agentdc7
                  So true.
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                Posted, 12th July 2011
                by JumpinJack
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                Being the Einstein of the Transformers only means that your invention will likely lead to the death of millions.
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                  Posted, 2nd July 2011
                  by NateSean
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                  The outside of a skyscraper is the best place to hide the key component of your evil teleporter device. Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you make that component glow red so that it won't stand out to your enemies.
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                    Posted, 5th July 2011
                    by martidem
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                    If you help the military save the world twice, you will be disavowed but also asked to hide two small robots from the public.
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                      Posted, 5th July 2011
                      by martidem
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                      While the Autobots learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web, their former leader - who's been on the cusp of death for decades - will automatically be able to communicate in English upon being revived.
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                      • 12th January 2012 by bourbonphantom
                        OOoooooooh BURN!
                      • 7th October 2011 by skylinezan
                        hahaha... they don't even talk Cybertronian too!
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                      Posted, 12th July 2011
                      by JumpinJack
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                      Megatron is back... and now he rocks a cloak.
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                        Posted, 29th June 2011
                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                        Save the world twice and you still end up working a thankless job handing out copies.
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                        • 13th May 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
                          You know, I regret ever writing this one. Sam really was an insufferable little piece of shit with a sickeningly overwhelming sense of entitlement who deserved every bit of misfortune he got.
                        • 12th May 2014 by agentdc7
                          Yeah, he definitely should be.
                        • 2nd July 2011 by NateSean
                          The irony is that's all Shia Lebouf *should* be doing in Hollywood.
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                        Posted, 29th June 2011
                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                        Sam's backup car looks just like Bumblebee...if Bumblebee were a piece of S***.
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                          Posted, 2nd July 2011
                          by NateSean
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                          Never bring a red cup into the yellow room.
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                            Posted, 5th July 2011
                            by Adam
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                            It's a shame when the inventor robot who actually looks like Einstein isn't the one to get that nickname.
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                            Posted, 5th July 2011
                            by Adam
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                            If you need to get to the other side of the river, don't ask the Navy Seals already in the river for help.
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                              Posted, 5th July 2011
                              by martidem
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                              Having Leonard Nemoy quote a famous line from a much better movie isn't the best way to thank me for my eight bucks.
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                                Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                by NateSean
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                                Transforming with people inside your vehicle mode isn't as bloody as Clerks the animated Series lead us to believe.
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                                  Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                  by NateSean
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                                  Autobots can have Irish accents...
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                                  • 16th July 2011 by agentdc7
                                    and robotic beer bellies.
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                                  Posted, 3rd July 2011
                                  by gerard29
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                                  Even in the midst of explosions and vehicles flying about mere feet behind you, just continue standing there, with a dumbfounded, confused, deer-in-headlights look on your face.
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                                    Posted, 3rd July 2011
                                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                    Let's forget about the hundreds of other Decepticons outside Chicago.
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                                      Posted, 5th July 2011
                                      by Adam
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                                      Michael Bay traded a girl with an odd-looking set of thumbs for a girl with an odd-looking set of lips.
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                                        Posted, 5th July 2011
                                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                        Why is Optimus really obsessed with decapitating other robots.
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                                        • 24th January 2012 by agentdc7
                                          And he also seems to get more sadistic each film.
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                                        Posted, 31st December 2011
                                        by daveyboy189
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                                        Can any of the robots transform into Megan Fox?
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                                        • 12th May 2014 by agentdc7
                                          You would think they could after the 2nd movie. But no, the movies completely forget that pretenders exist, along with many other things.
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                                        Posted, 29th June 2011
                                        by john2012
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                                        All of the decent upstanding citizens in the Transformers universe are democrats.
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                                          Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                          by NateSean
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                                          Because threatening to send the Autobots packing the first time around worked out so well.
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                                            Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                            by NateSean
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                                            Always know the political leanings of the company you wish to land a job in before mentioning your medal from Obama.
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                                              Posted, 5th July 2011
                                              by Adam
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                                              When everything you need for your evil master plan is on the far side of the moon, it would be foolish to execute your plan from the moon. Instead, teleport all your stuff to a major US city.
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                                                Posted, 5th July 2011
                                                by martidem
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                                                English models model clothing. Actresses act!
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                                                  Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                  by rogerflaps
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                                                  Even if you're the most-ass-kickingest-Autobot of all time, if you're not careful flying around you'll still get tangled up in crane wires.
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                                                  • 15th October 2011 by agentdc7
                                                    Which surprises me that Prime didn't have a saw or something anywhere. Yet later he pulls out two axes and a gun out of his back.
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                                                  Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                  Knowing that he was going to betray OP and the 'Bots, Sentinel Prime decides not to take the Matrix of Leadership - the greatest source of power left in existence - when it's offered? Uh, with instincts like that, it's no wonder his leadership wasn't that successful.
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                                                    Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                    A shot of a hot girl's ass is the best way to start any movie.
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                                                      Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                      by Mighty Mat
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                                                      Being around while giant robots save the world gives you a disgustingly overwhelming sense of entitlement and the right to talk down to just about everyone you come across.
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                                                      • 12th January 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                        Actually most suburban kids are like this even without the robots saving the world.
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                                                      Posted, 24th September 2011
                                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                      Who would Optimus Prime be without Megatron? By the time you finish reading this, Megatron will already be dead.
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                                                        Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        Be sure to come up with a pathetic excuse for why the original girlfriend left in between sequels before introducing a new chick.
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                                                          Posted, 31st May 2012
                                                          by FilmSavvy
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                                                          If you save Optimus Prime's life, he will reward you by chopping off your head cause that's apparently the heroic thing to do.
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                                                            Posted, 27th June 2012
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            So, in Michael Bay's mind, the plot works like this. Megatron wants the AllSpark; AllSpark is destroyed, except for shards that apparently EVERYBODY KEEPS FINDING. Then he helps the Fallen get the Matrix, but Optimus gets it instead. And BEFORE that, he arranged to rendezvous with Sentinel at the moon. But he needed the Matrix, which he didn't have- and if he had gotten it, it would've been given to the Fallen. So either he let Optimus win, or he's spent a WHOLE lotta time thinking up this brilliant scheme. And for a guy who dies almost EVERY MOVIE, it doesn't seem like he'd be able to do that.
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                                                              Posted, 2nd August 2012
                                                              by RedZorua
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                                                              All those manned missions to the moon? They were really missions to probe a Cybertronian spacecraft.
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                                                                Posted, 29th June 2011
                                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                Michael Bay only said the Twins wouldn't be back. He never said anything about Wheelie, though...
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                                                                • 7th October 2011 by skylinezan
                                                                  and at least his character has a purpose - destroy the alien ship & save millions of kids from the trauma of watching Bumblebee die.
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                                                                Posted, 29th June 2011
                                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                Autobots will wait until the Decepticons have tossed a man out of a moving vehicle and caused a ton of property damage to transform and fight back.
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                                                                  Posted, 29th June 2011
                                                                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                  It's possible that the mother was the least annoying character for once.
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                                                                    Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                    No matter how many copies of your book has been sold, Bill O'Reilly will still think you're a pinhead.
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                                                                    • 13th July 2011 by NateSean
                                                                      It's actually a great selling angle.
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                                                                    Posted, 5th July 2011
                                                                    by Adam
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                                                                    Good guys never spare their enemies.
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                                                                      Posted, 5th July 2011
                                                                      by Adam
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                                                                      The dragonfly-like Decepticon is more difficult to kill than Megatron.
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                                                                        Posted, 5th July 2011
                                                                        by Adam
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                                                                        Betraying yourself is worse than betraying all your friends.
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                                                                          Posted, 5th July 2011
                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                          Sam has ADHD.
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                                                                          • 15th October 2011 by agentdc7
                                                                            I think nearly everyone in a Bay movie including himself does.
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                                                                          Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                          by Carmiguez
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                                                                          At 128-bit, the encryption on the entire City of Chicago Bridge system is less than the security on Ebay. Quite possibly less than 100thingsilearned.com as well. Good Job, Windy City!
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                                                                            Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                            Dr. McDreamy's a real asshole.
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                                                                              Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                              I don't think Rolex made that watch.
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                                                                                Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                Despite the fact I thought he'd reached his plateau, apparently spray tan CAN make John Malkovich creepier.
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                                                                                  Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                  Staring out the window will not bring dead co-workers back to life. Word to the wise.
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                                                                                    Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                                    Predictably, the Ferrari speaks with an Italian accent, but the Mercedes is British? And don't get me started on the Irish NASCARs... The Autobot UN must be all messed up.
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                                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                                      Back on Cybertron, before the war, Sideswipe was the Rollerskating Disco King.
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                                                                                        Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                                        Maybe it was just my theatre, but "Mirage" and "Wheeljack" came out sounding an awful lot like "Dino" and "Q"...
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                                                                                        • 20th July 2011 by JumpinJack
                                                                                          Don't worry about missing it - I just followed the development of this movie WAY too closely... disappointing last minute name changes, and frankly, Q wasn't half as cool as Wheeljack is supposed to be.
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                                                                                        Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                                        Of course, simply being the "messenger" in a galactic war between two advanced robot-alien factions isn't too shabby a position. It's way better than "innocent bystander that Megatron flicked into a taxi".
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                                                                                        • 7th October 2011 by skylinezan
                                                                                          innocent bystander as in Michael Bay in the first movie?
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                                                                                        Posted, 13th July 2011
                                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                                        No matter how many medals you have, no matter how many times you save the world, that whole "FBI was searching for you" thing is gonna really throw a monkeywrench in the ol' getting hired thing.
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                                                                                          Posted, 13th July 2011
                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                          Decepticon-powered Chevy Suburbans actually CAN overtake a Camaro, Corvette and Ferrari...
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                                                                                          • 18th May 2012 by RedZorua
                                                                                            ... And a fire truck, too. All while somehow avoiding highway traffic that all the other soccer mom's get stuck in.
                                                                                          • 13th July 2011 by NateSean
                                                                                            Frankly I would have done the same thing with Bumblebee.
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                                                                                          Posted, 13th July 2011
                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                          After all that battling, Bumblebee is still perfectly clean in car form. He must have had time to stop by the carwash.
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                                                                                            Posted, 16th July 2011
                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                            President Kennedy's face looks like CGI.
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                                                                                              Posted, 16th July 2011
                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                              If someone is holding a metal pole and is obviously going to swing it at you, don't bother to move or fight back.
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                                                                                                Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                Million dollar blockbusters with so much going on onscreen can actually be more boring than David Lynch's movie.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 11th October 2011
                                                                                                  by Wujek Spenser
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                                                                                                  Megatron had absolutely no problem being The Fallen's bitch, but when it comes to Sentinel Prime, he draws the line.
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                                                                                                  • 12th January 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                    Indeed. Megatron has a habit of hooking up with Primes who have turned evil. What for? It takes 3 movies for Megatron to be damaged enough that Optimus can beat him in a fair fight, whereas Optimus annihilates the Fallen and Sentinel in a matter of seconds.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 11th January 2012
                                                                                                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                  The Russian chick looks ready to pull the trigger, yet Simmons thinks it's wise to tell her she's beautiful- repeatedly- IN A LANGUAGE SHE DOESN'T APPEAR TO SPEAK!
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                                                                                                    Posted, 18th May 2012
                                                                                                    by RedZorua
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                                                                                                    Shockwave, the evil terrifying doom-bringer assassin, goes down with a punch from Prime.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 2nd August 2012
                                                                                                      by RedZorua
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                                                                                                      Autobots are gracious enough to make power gloves for humans.
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                                                                                                      • 5th July 2011 by howler
                                                                                                        At least it was a little more functional than the power glove by Nintendo.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 29th June 2011
                                                                                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                      Autobot: Wreckers to English: "Remember the Twins? We're sorry about that."
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                                                                                                        Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                        She loves this car!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                          by Katsuhono
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                                                                                                          Harrison Ford said that Shia is a total idiot.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                            by john2012
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                                                                                                            Any learning you posted to The Island will apply to parts of this movie.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                              Germans and Asians make excellent personal assistants.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 5th July 2011
                                                                                                                by Adam
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                                                                                                                Sam has a brilliant life - he's got a job, lives in a nice apartment, has a girlfriend, has a car, loving parents, robot buddies; but he'd prefer to throw that all away to scream, run around and be a potential target for Decepticons.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                                                                  by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                                  After Optimus shoots a Decepticon fighter out of the air - despite the fact its trained pilot couldn't use it anymore - an Autobot will be able to just climb in and go.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                    I know there were guns in the room, but retired Russian Cosmonauts in hiding are pretty quick to give up super secret information.
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                                                                                                                    • 15th October 2011 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                      This scene was so out of place I nearly forgot this happened in the movie.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                    Reminder from PETA: Rabbits' feet are cruel good luck charms. Even for stuffed bunnies. Damn - she just tore that poor foot off!
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                      I'd have to agree with Mom, you annoying prick - you got two world class hotties - don't count on getting a third. At least, not without another movie franchise and a sympathetic casting director.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                        Always be suspicious when your girlfriend's boss gives her a $200,000 car. I mean, despite the obvious reasons, the whole "Decepticon Bad Guy in alt mode" thing is also pretty compelling.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                          Even if your boss categorically detests red, he won't mind when your Victoria's Secret model of a girlfriend comes and drops off some Red Twizzlers.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                            You know, for your next-to-last statement before death, "Class Dismissed" after kickin' your enemy's ass has gotta rank up there as pretty awesome.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                              The Decepticons decided to move the focal point of their attack to Chicago 'cause they couldn't get filming permission from D.C. New York and Philadelphia just didn't make sense.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                Despite your geeky looks, bad hair day, and busting a crystal lamp in the Oval Office foyer, all you need to pick up the rich, British Embassy hottie is a medal from Obama and a finger-point-gun maneuver.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                  The Wreckers got their name due to the fact that, despite their alt-modes being littered with guns and cannons, they prefer to rip their enemies to pieces with their bare hands.
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                                                                                                                                  • 16th July 2011 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                    Imagine if they were humans and we would be watching Cannibal Holocaust.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                  So - Sentinel Prime's Autobots were getting their butts kicked so bad that he had to resort to dealing with Megatron, yet he picks a fight with Megs over the difference between "working FOR him" and "working WITH him"? That's ballsy, dude...
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                    Frenzy - beheaded (twice). Ravage - spine ripped out his butt (ouch). Laserbeak - head shot off with a cannon. I don't think being one of Soundwave's minions is all that great a profession.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                      NEST soldiers can wing-suit through urban landscapes like decade-experienced pros.
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                                                                                                                                      • 16th July 2011 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                        And glide as fast as a jet.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                      Epps is pretty gung-ho about kickin' some Decepticon ass up until it's time to actually get into the battlezone. And, before that, he took a job watching a launch pad!? Yep - that guy's a wuss.
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                                                                                                                                      • 15th July 2011 by NateSean
                                                                                                                                        To be entirely fair, he did face down Scorponok in the first movie.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2011
                                                                                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                      Green Adidas jumpsuits are not suitable attire for empty-nesters. They're not suitable attire for the general population, either.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 13th July 2011
                                                                                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                        Referring to the kid that a) killed Megatron with the Allspark, and b) resurrected the only Autobot capable of defeating the Fallen as simply a "messenger" means that a certain NSA Director didn't thoroughly read her briefings...
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                                                                                                                                        • 7th October 2011 by skylinezan
                                                                                                                                          "oh really? get me the green file!"
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 13th July 2011
                                                                                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                        Glorified accountants with huge vintage car collections will do anything for a chance to rule the world.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 13th July 2011
                                                                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                          After finding out that Dylan has been in league with the Decepticons for quite a few years, I think its worth re-examining all those race trophies and wins. Cheater, maybe?
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 13th July 2011
                                                                                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                            When the camera is showing a refrigerator, they don't want you to look at the 3 photos, they want you to see that's it's a SMEG refrigerator, so go buy one.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 16th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                              Sentinel Prime had time to choose an alternate form while he was crashing on the moon.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 16th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                When a curator is describing an antique car, the camera will think he's describing the woman.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                  Soundwave is awfully large for a Mercedes SLS.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                    Whenever you are about to die, something will always conveniently distract the enemy whether it's falling rubble or someone joining the fight.
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                                                                                                                                                    • 20th July 2011 by JumpinJack
                                                                                                                                                      Only if you're the protatgonist... If you're wearing the "red shirt", you're screwed...
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                    Why do decepticons always get the good shit?
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                                                                                                                                                    • 15th October 2011 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                      And yet get killed off by a much smaller group of Autobots and humans.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 24th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                    No scratches after jumping through glass windows and sliding on it. Maybe they all have iron-made skin?
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 5th August 2011
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                                                                                                                                                      Watching a beloved '80s icon executing Decepticons and slowly becoming a broken bot makes a good summer movie for kids.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                                                                                                                        by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                                                                        Megatron wants footage of elephants from National Geographic to bow down to him.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                                                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                          The movie always ends with Linkin Park for some reason.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                                                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                            Robot weapons go PEW!! PEW!! PEW!!
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                              If you are using 5 important pillars to transport a planet, set them in plain sight around a tall building and don't bother building a wall around them or some sort of reinforcement.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                Shockwave and the giant wormthing would rather go after a bunch of worthless humans than the more threatening band of Autobots.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                                                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                  Optimus Prime seems to take a lot of pleasure in mutilating Decepticons. "You Die!" "Gimme your face!"
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                                                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                    Conventional bullets didn't work against robots in part one. But they worked in part 2 (I think), and they seem to work in part 3.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th October 2011
                                                                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                      As seen in all 3 films, a proper first time greeting is get into their face and act really awkward as if they owe you something.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th October 2011
                                                                                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                        If Optimus Prime begs for his life, Sentinel will still kill him. If Sentinel Prime begs for his life, Optimus will still kill him.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 31st October 2011
                                                                                                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                          Wait, Ironhide Dies... That's as bad as having Optimus Die in Revenge of the Fallen. Whats worse is that nobody cared that he died!!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                          • 24th January 2012 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                                            Sam/Shia didn't seem to really care when he thought the Autobots blew up in the shuttle either.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 31st December 2011
                                                                                                                                                                          by daveyboy189
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                                                                                                                                                                          Why is Barricade in this movie and not in ROTF!!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                          • 12th May 2014 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                                            Because someone forgot to put him in there while making that jumbled up mess of a second movie.
                                                                                                                                                                          • 12th April 2012 by UsernameTed
                                                                                                                                                                            Because Awesome Decepticons are in awesome movies! (Pardon me for using the term "awesome" so loosely)
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 31st December 2011
                                                                                                                                                                          by daveyboy189
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                                                                                                                                                                          Robots fighting each other can actually get boring after 3 hours of nothing but.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • 12th May 2014 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                                            Especially when it ends up looking like the first movie again.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 21st March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                          Calling your director a Nazi can get you fired.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • 27th June 2012 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                                            Especially if the producer is Jewish too.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 27th March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                          Never trust a man from Enchanted who gives you a Mercedes benz for free.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd April 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                            Optimus still finds a way to look noble while hanging upside down from some cables, AFTER he tore Driller in half without breaking a sweat.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 18th May 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                              Apparently Hammurabi was right; instead of Galloway, now we have Mearing- a douche for a douche.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 18th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                by RedZorua
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                                                                                                                                                                                Even though it is one of the more crowded cities in the US with horrible parking issues Sam's Mom and Dad have no trouble finding a place to park a 40 foot motor home.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                  That bunny must be REALLY badly stitched- or Carly does MMA.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd August 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                    by RedZorua
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... Except for Sentinel Prime; that guy's a real asshole.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 2nd August 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                      by RedZorua
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                                                                                                                                                                                      It takes 3 films to kill Megatron in the simplest way possible.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th August 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                        When hiding from killer robots, always hide in huge, noticeable glass buildings with no escape plan.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th February 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't let her blank, whitless, mouth-so-wide-open she could catch flies expression fool you. That girl's wily.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                            It's possible to cram in references to every major American disaster in the past 200 years.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Every manservant/assistant, no matter how flowery their voice and mannerisms, will be able to kick more ass than their (former) Secret Agent bosses.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Optimus Prime might not be doing a lot of arm-wrestling for awhile, but I don't think its wise for Decepticons to start picking fights with him.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  If a tiny Asian guy walks out of a toilet cubicle with another guy, and then immediately gets into a stare down with me, I'd probably flinch pretty quick too...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Speaking of "The Duchess", how 'bout that Kate Middleton chick? Hey? Huh?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Don't make fun of the kid driving the crappy Datsun. His other car could be an overprotective Camaro with a bad attitude.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 13th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Sometimes, you just need to arrange your own ride home.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 13th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          If Leonard Nimoy is in it, then insert as many Star Trek references until your heart is content.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 16th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            That Suburban decepticon said the exact same thing Bonecrusher from part 1 said.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 16th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              A giant worm robot eating away at the bottom of a skyscraper will not cause any tremors in the upper floors until the whole upper section is ready to tip over.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 16th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Who is stronger? A handful of Autobots and some humans or 100 + decepticons with ships and carriers and a huge wormthing? The former for some reason.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th October 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  One of the Decepticons decided to disguise itself as a dump truck. But it doesn't matter because you're not going to see it again.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th October 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Decepticons are still CGI clones.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th October 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sam doesn't really seem to have any reaction to the Autobots all suddenly "perishing."
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 4th October 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Whenever a robot dies, it will be in slow motion. I almost expect someone to say "Fatality" too.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 4th October 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's not a pleasant job being one of Megatron's brain surgeons.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th October 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Shia is remarkably agile as if he was a stuntman while sliding and jumping over wrecked cars and only seeing the back of his head. Oh wait, that was a stuntman.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • 21st December 2011 by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah and his hair is totally the wrong color in that scene.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 15th October 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Shock wave was always the main villain.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 11th February 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You can get away with stealing the Inception music as long as you only change 2 notes. Cmon it was intentionally trying to sound like Inception.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 21st March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok, enough already. It's just cars turning into robots and fighting.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  There is such a thing as a really awesome long walk up a lot of steps, until the DVD release...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 10th April 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Apparently, somewhere along the way, while Sam is transporting him via hand back to the couch, Brains developes the ability to disappear- and then reappear.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 18th May 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Shockwave decided to get with the times and lose the cute accent in exchange for insect mandibles.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 12th May 2014 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        And no dialogue like 90% of the transformers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 18th May 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Bruce Brazos is not fazed by suicide. And especially not flying psycho ninja copiers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 2nd August 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        With more then 70000 parts, constantly moving tentacles with tentacles, the Driller is a prime example of how to brutally rape computers
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th October 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Barricade will only appears in trilogies. If there's only one sequel, he won't do it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd February 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Starscream got outsmarted and defeated by a human, which makes me wonder how he's survived at least two battles with the same human, plus the Autobots.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 19th January 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Trust Michael Bay to have two Decepticons with very similar names in the same franchise.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 18th July 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Paperwork is the thing that separate us from the animals.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Iranians don't know which one is their own flag's up side.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Solving earth's conflicts mean doing the US' dirty work.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A nuclear site built in a country which is a member of AIEI can be illegal.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It sucks if your car has a job and you don't.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You can't live around the Chernobyl for the next 20,000 years but you can safely go visit the site, just remember to wear your protective suit right before entering some random building.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If you see the person you are talking to is suddenly scared shitless and makes a funny face when he looked something behind you, don't get suspicious and certainly don't investigate. It can't be important, can it?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You can stop space missions by making up numbers so they look too expensive, even if the missions were to gain access to priceless alien secrets. Apparently Bay thinks the same economic rules that applies to cruise ships work here too.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Apparently, the Sputnik went to the moon and brought something back.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Bumblebee sucks in detecting the Decepticons who attach themselves to Sam, no matter if they transform themselves into a hot creepy girl or a weird wrist watch.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The Apollo ascend vehicle never left the moon. There's still a whole Lunar module standing on the Tranquillity base. It's astronauts must have found their own ride back home.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The dark side of the moon is the same as the far side of the moon.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        In order to make a phone line secure, you only need to apply the encryption to just one of the two sides. The other side can go fuck itself.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The Earth is visible from the far side of the moon.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Bringing a huge planet, about 10 times the size of the earth near it has no effect on earth whatsoever.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Being in charge is everything to some robots.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                If you lose two beautiful girlfriends, you're not gonna get a third one, unless you have like a big ding dong.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The job which you really want is the job after your next job, or something...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hoochie-mama outfits are not allowed in the aerospace divisions.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Naming an Asian character ''Deep Wang'' is pure comedy gold.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Obama administration puts medals in gorgeous boxes but takes extra care to make the band short so you can't wear them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Your picture can be broadcasted to every TV on the planet in a time of crisis and yet nobody recognizes you at all.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Humans are a very useful slave workforce to rebuild a giant planet where it's inhabitants are giant metal robots living in even bigger metal structures.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The needs of the many some hundreds of robots outweigh the needs of the few some billions of humans.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Robots' ammo explode like fireworks because why not.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  John Malkovich is ticklish.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Advanced alien robots love to fight with ancient weapons, like, I don't know, sword?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Giant metallic robots need a metal shield to defend their metal bodies against metal swords in battle.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Decepticons execute their defeated and surrendered foes while they are begging for their lives because Decepticons are evil; while Optimus murders his defeated foe while he begs to be spared because he is heroic and noble. WTF Bay?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 4th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Nasty evil robots slobber all the time.
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