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V for Vendetta

V for Vendetta
This list was started on 16th December 2009 by Anon
There are 55 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 14th April 2013

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Sending out millions of masks through the mail is a simple task for one veiled man.
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    Posted, 16th December 2009
    by Anon
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    Women will still love you after you imprison and torture them.
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    • 22nd January 2010 by nuknuk
      they would love you even more after that if they were into s&m
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    Posted, 22nd December 2009
    by miquonranger03
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    Everything sounds poetic and philosophical when said in English accent
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      Posted, 22nd January 2010
      by nuknuk
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      Priests will try to molest attractive women if there are no boys around.
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      • 6th December 2010 by Andershp
        Well the gouverment was against homosexual relationship, but nice comment never the less.
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      Posted, 7th January 2010
      by The Superior
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      Waking someone up from their slumber to tell them that you just killed them is poetry.
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      • 6th December 2010 by Andershp
        I think i would have pissed myself.
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      Posted, 16th December 2009
      by Anon
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      Nobody likes the Koran. Or Americans. I feel sorry for the Muslim Americans in this movie.
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        Posted, 16th December 2009
        by Anon
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        Ideas are bulletproof.
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          Posted, 17th March 2010
          by tenshi
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          Dancing and revolutions go hand in hand.
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            Posted, 17th March 2010
            by tenshi
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            Always kiss the dirty toilet-water stained note you've just finished reading.
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              Posted, 24th July 2010
              by Anon
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              SHOOTING LITTLE NERDY GIRLS IS NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL.
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                Posted, 16th December 2009
                by Anon
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                Masks painted with blushing cheeks and a moustache are the new fad!
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                  Posted, 16th December 2009
                  by TiffYG2133
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                  Getting your head shaved can really change your perspective on dictatorial governments.
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                  • 6th December 2010 by Andershp
                    I think her perspective was changed when she read the "diary" on toiletpaper.
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                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                  by erinno
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                  For four years you couldn't even see the Twin Towers in a movie shot prior to 9/11, yet the world is suddenly okay with the terrorist destruction of an historical landmark.
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                  • 6th December 2010 by Andershp
                    Didn't know that crazy, thanks for the info. And yeah blowing up buildings in USA is wrong, England not so much.
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                  Posted, 19th January 2010
                  by NateSean
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                  Are the roses technically extinct if they're being grown in someone's basement lair?
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                    Posted, 19th January 2010
                    by NateSean
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                    Only V and the other guy you showed a romantic interest in knows how to make "egg in a basket."
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                      Posted, 19th January 2010
                      by NateSean
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                      Maybe put on a coat beforegoing out after the curfue with your nighties
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                        Posted, 22nd January 2010
                        by nuknuk
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                        Pretending to conduct an orchestra while exploding the historical buildings is sexy... not frigthening at all
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                        Posted, 22nd January 2010
                        by nuknuk
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                        If you plan to destroy anything, you must play Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture" -This will make it much more epic.
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                          Posted, 8th June 2010
                          by thugz4real
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                          Nothing says "Power" like having just your face projected on a GIGANTIC MONITOR when talking to your cronies.
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                          Posted, 24th July 2010
                          by Anon
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                          Myopic little girls can still see when something on the news is outright bollocks.
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                            Posted, 24th July 2010
                            by Anon
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                            Nothing kills time between planning a revolution like playing with dominoes which spell your name.
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                              Posted, 24th July 2010
                              by Anon
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                              Explosives are easily obtained by masked men.
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                                Posted, 16th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                This movie has a lovely moral behind it: Don't take butter for granted.
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                                  Posted, 16th December 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  Knives beat guns every time. Even if you allow a group of men to unload a round into you, you'll still win if you have knives.
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                                    Posted, 16th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    Vampires, while starting with V, would have killed the movie. Especially sparkly ones.
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                                      Posted, 16th December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Lesbians can have an important role in movies. And I mean not THOSE types of movies when I say that.
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                                      • 6th December 2010 by Andershp
                                        Best comment of the movie :D
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                                      Posted, 16th December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Recipe for creating a monster: Do something monstrous to a person.
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                                        Posted, 17th March 2010
                                        by tenshi
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                                        If the building and the act of blowing it up is a symbol, and symbols are given power by people. then if you have enough people behind you then the simple act of blowing up a building can change the world? Wasnt their a more peaceful symbol that he could think of?
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                                          Posted, 17th March 2010
                                          by tenshi
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                                          1. Find the terrorist, 2. Make him understand what terrror really means. yeah, like he doesnt understand already.
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                                            Posted, 17th March 2010
                                            by tenshi
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                                            A fake ID works better than a Guy Fawkes mask.
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                                              Posted, 17th March 2010
                                              by tenshi
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                                              Artists use lies to tell the truth while politicians use them to cover up the truth.
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                                                Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                by tenshi
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                                                If you spare the rod, you spoil the child.
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                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                  If the terrorist succeeds and something happens to Patrliment, Sutler will be reading Mr. Creedy's resignation instead of a newspaper.
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                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                    Always use Nazi overtones and imagery when ramming home the point about living in a totalitarian society.
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                                                      Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Be careful when you say you'd like to meet someone man to man, especially when the man carries many knives.
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                                                        Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        V has mastered the "V" sections in both the dictionary and thesaurus.
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                                                          Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                          by Anon
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                                                          If destruction is great symbolism, then the G8 and G20 rioters are poets of the finest rank...right?
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                                                            Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            Apparently, going crazy produces an outbreak of terrorism and alliteration.
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                                                              Posted, 18th November 2010
                                                              by MusicManD
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                                                              Vhile I vave vo vdd a v vo vhe vegginings vf vords, vhe vriters vame vp vith vumerous vumbers vf vhem vnd vade ventences voo. vmpressive.
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                                                                Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Extinct roses are a great gift for a dead person. Also your wife. Not saying your wife should be a dead person though.
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                                                                • 19th January 2010 by NateSean
                                                                  Are they technically extinct if they're obviously not fake and grown in the basement of someone's home?
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                                                                Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Everyone should make their underground lair where they were locked up, tortured, and experimented on.
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                                                                  Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                  by kashiwagi
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                                                                  If you make a movie using fascist overtones, its clearly about communism.
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                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                    Don't bother trying to reload your gun if you shoot repeatedly at V; you'll be dead before you reload.
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                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                      NEVER piss off the ruling political party of any nation on this planet.
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                                                                        Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                        by FERIS
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                                                                        Turn your back on the other suspect when you think you've got the right one.
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                                                                          Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                          The simple act of pulling or moving a knife shall always make a cutting, swooshing sound.
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                                                                            Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                            False imprisonment will give you nerves of steel and a dedicated resolve - until you realize you've been falsely imprisoned.
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                                                                              Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                              There is faith, and there is Our Kind of Faith.
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                                                                                Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                Political satire is always made better when it features "Yakkity Sax".
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                                                                                  Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                  Always have a plan to take down a corrupt government, but leave the difficult details of finding a suitable and just replacement to the oppressed masses.
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                                                                                    Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                    You know you're in a dystopic society when it either takes place in England or has English people scattered throughout.
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                                                                                      Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                      At least Natalie Portman moved on from that Whiney wimp Darth Vader an on to a real man.
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                                                                                        Posted, 24th September 2011
                                                                                        by john2012
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                                                                                        Demure women find maniacal, violent, horribly mutilated terrorists irresistibly attractive.
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                                                                                          Posted, 30th June 2012
                                                                                          by Nizwiz
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                                                                                          All of those soldiers surrounding V and not one knew to take a head shot.
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                                                                                            Posted, 14th April 2013
                                                                                            by john2012
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                                                                                            Ok who hasn't DVR'd the movie and ran the scene with Natalie Portman dressed up like a little girl over and over again.
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                                                                                              Posted, 14th April 2013
                                                                                              by john2012
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