The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Horrible Bosses

Horrible Bosses
This list was started on 10th July 2011 by AKenjiB
There are 28 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th January 2015

The Things I Learned . . .

1
If your hot boss wants to fuck you, kill her instead.
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 11th October 2011
    by Wujek Spenser
    4
    2
    Getting sexual advances from a horny Jennifer Aniston is a bad thing.
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 10th July 2011
      by AKenjiB
      3
      3
      Don't shove toiletries up your anus. It has DNA.
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 10th July 2011
        by AKenjiB
        3
        4
        You don't go into a bar and hand a guy $5000 just because he's black.
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 10th July 2011
          by AKenjiB
          2
          5
          Don't call the police after witnessing a murder. Just drive away as quickly as possible. It won't seem suspicious.
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 10th July 2011
            by AKenjiB
            2
            6
            You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 7th October 2011
              by hobbesjr
              2
              7
              To get a blowjob from a married woman, simply tell her you thought she was a model.
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 4th November 2011
                by bourbonphantom
                2
                8
                You can get 10 years in prison for bootlegging Snow Falling on Cedars.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 10th July 2011
                  by AKenjiB
                  1
                  9
                  Jennifer Aniston is a maneater.
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 10th July 2011
                    by AKenjiB
                    1
                    10
                    Nobody can pronounce Gregory's real name.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 10th July 2011
                      by AKenjiB
                      1
                      11
                      Don't pee in a playground at night. You'll become a registered sex offender.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 10th July 2011
                        by AKenjiB
                        1
                        12
                        Jamie Foxx's first name is Motherfucker.
                        (1) Comments
                        • 27th November 2011 by Wujek Spenser
                          Not Motherfucker, but MUTHAFUCKA!
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 10th July 2011
                        by AKenjiB
                        1
                        13
                        Never live near a chemical plant in Bolivia.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 14th August 2011
                          by DoubleUK
                          1
                          14
                          Never talk hypothetically about murdering your boss. You might end up doing it for real.
                          (1) Comments
                          • 4th October 2011 by Alaurien
                            i've had that talk before...about teachers...dotn worry..i havent done anything..yet :P
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 14th August 2011
                          by DoubleUK
                          1
                          15
                          Apparently Donald Sutherland likes to pick movies where his character dies at the beginning (The Italian Job, The Mechanic, and Horrible Bosses).
                          (1) Comments
                          • 11th January 2012 by stuchda
                            Beerfest
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 27th November 2011
                          by Wujek Spenser
                          1
                          16
                          Mr.Fantastic moonlights as a guy who pees on other men.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 28th December 2012
                            by Kyle
                            1
                            17
                            How did Jeniffer took the last picture, her personal favourite? The camera seems too far and her both hands are in the picture!
                            (1) Comments
                            • 19th February 2015 by Caballo66
                              held it with her tongue
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 27th January 2015
                            by Garga
                            1
                            18
                            Jamie Foxx can't be walking around with that Disney ass name.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 10th July 2011
                              by AKenjiB
                              0
                              19
                              Kevin Spacey is a psycho.
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 10th July 2011
                                by AKenjiB
                                0
                                20
                                Colin Farrell is a tool.
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 10th July 2011
                                  by AKenjiB
                                  0
                                  21
                                  If you move to Canada you'll have to learn the metric system.
                                  (2) Comments
                                  • 11th April 2012 by Kikia
                                    And wear sweaters
                                  • 27th November 2011 by Wujek Spenser
                                    And know what hockey is about.
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 14th August 2011
                                  by DoubleUK
                                  0
                                  22
                                  Always wear shirts with long sleeves in case you need 'sleeve-gloves'.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 14th August 2011
                                    by DoubleUK
                                    0
                                    23
                                    Never take your bosses cell phone from his house; it might cause him to die.
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 11th April 2012
                                      by Kikia
                                      0
                                      24
                                      Sometimes you just have to trim the fat.
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 4th August 2014
                                        by IndigoBalls
                                        0
                                        25
                                        Always make sure a woman is actually pregnant and then congratulate her.
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 27th January 2015
                                          by Garga
                                          0
                                          26
                                          Corporate bosses are horrible only because their wives cheat on them.
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 27th January 2015
                                            by Garga
                                            0
                                            27
                                            You can learn something watching CSI.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 27th January 2015
                                              by Garga
                                              0
                                              28
                                              If you stalk a woman and watch her and her home by binoculars from your car across the street, she'll invite you to her home to have sex with you.
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 27th January 2015
                                                by Garga
                                                0

                                                Share Your Own Learnings . . .

                                                We manually review every incoming submission. Please make sure to properly capitalize and punctuate your entry =)

                                                Please login to start listing learnings.

                                                Recently Added

                                                You Like?

                                                Facebook Friends

                                                © 2010 - 2019 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.