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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
This list was started on 15th July 2011 by Anon
There are 74 learnings for this movie
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Voldemort will bring his beloved snake Nagini, which he knows is one of the very things that his arch-nemesis has been successfully destroying, to the final life-or-death battle.
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    Posted, 17th July 2011
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    19 years later... Harry Potter grew up to look like Robin Williams. Ron Weasley grew a gut. Draco Malfoy looked like a child molester. Ginny Weasley's head grew larger and she became very frumpy-looking. And Hermione Granger looked virtually the same.
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    • 18th July 2011 by john2012
      I think Draco looks like a young Colonel Sanders. I guess they need fried chicken in the wizard world.
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    Posted, 17th July 2011
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    These movies are about Neville Longbottom. You're lying to yourself if you think otherwise.
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    • 28th July 2011 by Andershp
      Especially since all the name of the films are Harry Potter and... Why wouldn't they be about Longbottom?
    • 24th July 2011 by Anon
      The first movie was on TV last night. I was reminded that Neville's 10 points were what tipped Gryffindor into winning the house cup. It all started from there . . .
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    Posted, 15th July 2011
    by Anon
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    "It's in the place where everything is hidden" is a good hint.
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      Posted, 30th July 2011
      by Anon
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      If you mess with Molly Weasley's children, she won't just kill you. She'll make you explode.
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      • 14th August 2011 by Molesworth
        Not her children, her one and only daughter.
      • 18th July 2011 by john2012
        Like a mama bear defending her cubs.
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      Posted, 15th July 2011
      by Anon
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      You might be breathing in bits of Voldemort right now. Gross.
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      • 15th July 2011 by Anon
        NYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH gross.
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      Posted, 15th July 2011
      by Anon
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      All Slytherins to the dungeons! It doesn't matter if you're a death eater or a 11 year old girl.
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        Posted, 16th July 2011
        by Sheeeeit
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        Someone should find the Malfoys and let them know how everything ended.
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          Posted, 17th July 2011
          by Gladys
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          McGonagall has always wanted to use that spell.
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          • 7th August 2011 by howler
            I loved that scene. I even had a great laugh when she said that line.
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          Posted, 30th July 2011
          by Anon
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          Voldemort is a hugger. Who knew?
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          • 28th July 2011 by Andershp
            Yeah Voldemort is all about peace and love.
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          Posted, 15th July 2011
          by Anon
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          Harry talks in his sleep... in parseltongue too... grt..
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            Posted, 17th July 2011
            by mehak
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            It's better to just get rid of the most powerful wand in the world than to use it to rebuild Hogwarts first.
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            • 11th August 2011 by Andershp
              hehehe Wand ;)
            • 5th August 2011 by vivant
              And to repair his old wand. Now Harry must buy another new wand..
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            Posted, 20th July 2011
            by shnimal
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            Don't use up all the mostly-normal names of family members on your firstborn son; your awkwardly-named second-born son may take issue.
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              Posted, 24th July 2011
              by Anon
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              Just because it's happening in your head doesn't mean it can't be real.
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              • 7th August 2011 by howler
                After all it's really happening in your own head.
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              Posted, 15th July 2011
              by Anon
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              Don't F with Molly Weasley.
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              • 7th August 2011 by howler
                Or her daughter.
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              Posted, 17th July 2011
              by KungFuMasterLarry
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              See, Harry? Snape wasn't such a bad guy after all.
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                Posted, 17th July 2011
                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                Even baby Voldemort has no nose!
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                  Posted, 17th July 2011
                  by Gladys
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                  The part of Voldemort sent to die will strangely resemble a large piece of barbeque chicken.
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                    Posted, 22nd July 2011
                    by schweiky
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                    If you break into a bank run by Goblins, escape on an abused dragon.
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                      Posted, 30th July 2011
                      by Anon
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                      Just 'cause he's Dumbledore's brother doesn't mean they're alike.
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                        Posted, 30th July 2011
                        by Anon
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                        Luna will be listened to.
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                          Posted, 30th July 2011
                          by Anon
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                          You can learn parseltongue if you listen to Harry sleep talk.
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                            Posted, 30th July 2011
                            by Anon
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                            You would think Harry would at least use the Elder wand to fix his broken one before implausibly snapping such a powerful thing in half...
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                            • 30th October 2014 by zikzak393
                              He did in the book. Why not the movie?
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                            Posted, 30th July 2011
                            by Anon
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                            Everyone can see what's pulling the carriages now...
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                              Posted, 23rd June 2012
                              by tina270
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                              Voldemort LOVES to scream.
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                                Posted, 17th July 2011
                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                Warner Bros couldn't convince Robert Pattinson to make a Cedric Diggory cameo.
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                                  Posted, 17th July 2011
                                  by Gladys
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                                  I just wish at one point in the movie Harry had gotten a hold of Malfoy and slapped the crap out of him.
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                                    Posted, 18th July 2011
                                    by john2012
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                                    Harry has his mother's eyes... God we know it by heart at this point! Stop pointing it out!
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                                    • 28th July 2011 by Andershp
                                      Yeah we got the point since...well, the first film.
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                                    Posted, 19th July 2011
                                    by mehak
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                                    A 60 foot long dead basilisk perishes faster than normal snakes about 5 feet in length...
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                                      Posted, 19th July 2011
                                      by mehak
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                                      Voldemort was all about pride. He could not even double check to see if Harry was really dead by spelling more avada kedavras to him. After all why ruin his reputation?
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                                        Posted, 27th July 2011
                                        by LordNinety
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                                        Hermione can't walk in heels.
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                                          Posted, 30th July 2011
                                          by Anon
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                                          Alarms sound like yowling cats.
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                                            Posted, 30th July 2011
                                            by Anon
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                                            Filch is not informed.
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                                              Posted, 30th July 2011
                                              by Anon
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                                              When all else fails, keep calm, and call Bellatrix a bitch.
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                                                Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                by Mighty Mat
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                                                Got a case of senioritis? Just ditch school and start hunting horcruxes.
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                                                  Posted, 5th April 2012
                                                  by pocketg99
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                                                  Apparently Gregory Goyle is black now. Previously this was not the case.
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                                                  • 6th August 2011 by annaftw
                                                    Crabbe was the one missing - his actor is in trouble for marijuana possession. The black kid is Blaise Zabini. :P
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                                                  Posted, 15th July 2011
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Vaguely spacey people tend to have a stronger grasp on reality than others, oddly enough.
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                                                    Posted, 15th July 2011
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Even the all powerful Dark Lord gets overwhelmed and faints at times.
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                                                      Posted, 17th July 2011
                                                      by Gladys
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                                                      Voldemort will simply laugh when you give him a piece of your mind.
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                                                        Posted, 17th July 2011
                                                        by Gladys
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                                                        Voldemort will try and hug Malfoy but when Harry tries to hug him, noooo!!
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                                                          Posted, 17th July 2011
                                                          by Gladys
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                                                          Death Eaters feasting on dead students. Is this Harry Potter or Zombieland?
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                                                            Posted, 18th July 2011
                                                            by john2012
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                                                            Fire spells don't have shut-off valves.
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                                                              Posted, 20th July 2011
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              Professing your love to someone you went to school with means you will DEFINITELY get married when you get older.
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                                                                Posted, 20th July 2011
                                                                by shnimal
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                                                                Even wizard kids want a Justin Bieber haircut (Harry's son).
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                                                                  Posted, 20th July 2011
                                                                  by shnimal
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                                                                  If Harry had Bellatrix's wand then how come when they got to the bank and they asked to see her wand for identification they didn't just show it to them?
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                                                                  • 4th August 2011 by luizf117
                                                                    They knew it had been stolen. They mentioned it in the book, but not in the movie
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                                                                  Posted, 21st July 2011
                                                                  by tina270
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                                                                  Roll Call: Whoever is not dead, raise your hand. Hhhmmmm that's not that many hands.
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                                                                    Posted, 21st July 2011
                                                                    by tina270
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                                                                    In nineteen years, we will all still look basically the same, but with different hair.
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                                                                      Posted, 24th July 2011
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      There's nothing like being scared to death to make you wanna make out.
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                                                                        Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        Someone coming back to life will scare off a few Death Eaters.
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                                                                          Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                          Neville's a true Gryffindor, just ask Nagini!
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                                                                            Posted, 31st July 2011
                                                                            by Carmiguez
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                                                                            The doors in the chamber of secrets need parseltongue to be opened and they wait till everyone gets out before shutting automatically again.
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                                                                              Posted, 12th August 2011
                                                                              by missshinobi
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                                                                              One way to attempt to destroy Voldemort is to.....give him a hug.
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                                                                                Posted, 18th December 2011
                                                                                by PointMan528491
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                                                                                When wearing a cute, hot dress Hermione can walk and even run in heels.. but when she's wearing a not-so-hot dress walking in boots is troublesome.
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                                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2011
                                                                                  by mehak
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                                                                                  Magical fire empathizes with the most dangerous thing to have previously felt pain onscreen.
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                                                                                    Posted, 15th July 2011
                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                    If only in the final scene Voldemore would have cut off Harry's hand and then said "I am your Father!!" I mean J.K. Rowling copied a lot of other stuff from Star Wars.
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                                                                                    • 8th August 2011 by howler
                                                                                      She just followed the standard heroic archtype. Star Wars followed the same basic format. You can see it in LOTR also.
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                                                                                    Posted, 16th July 2011
                                                                                    by john2012
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                                                                                    Nerd 1 to Nerd 2 as they are leaving the theater: "Now what are we going to do with our lives?"
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                                                                                      Posted, 16th July 2011
                                                                                      by john2012
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                                                                                      The Deatheaters really need startup benefits to convince people to join.
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                                                                                        Posted, 17th July 2011
                                                                                        by Gladys
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                                                                                        In Gringot's bank when Harry put a spell on the clerk he should have waved his hand and said "You don't need to see his indentification, these aren't the droids you are looking for."
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                                                                                          Posted, 18th July 2011
                                                                                          by john2012
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                                                                                          Hermione to Ron in the Chamber of Secrets: "Ron is that a basilisk fang in your pocket or are you just really happy to be kissing me?"
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                                                                                          • 31st July 2011 by Carmiguez
                                                                                            Uncharted 2 line! Haha!
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                                                                                          Posted, 18th July 2011
                                                                                          by john2012
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                                                                                          Harry's dad really was a jerk.
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                                                                                          • 31st July 2011 by Carmiguez
                                                                                            Ugh, everyone thinks this because of the way the movie portrayed it! I don't know if your kidding or not, haha but I'd be disappointed if you actually thought that... Snape was no saint, he called Lily a Mudblood and wanted to become a Death Eater... and James was the jerk? Again, I hope its all in good fun :)
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                                                                                          Posted, 21st July 2011
                                                                                          by tina270
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                                                                                          Harry should become the new headmaster after defeating the strongest wizard and at one point owning all three deathly hallows. And being the most famous and important wizard alive and all. Seeing as how they lost two of them in less than one week. Or at least be a teacher at Hogwarts.
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                                                                                          • 4th August 2011 by luizf117
                                                                                            He became Chief of Aurors
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                                                                                          Posted, 21st July 2011
                                                                                          by tina270
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                                                                                          In 19 years, Albus Severus Potter sports a Bieber cut. Because that will sooo still be popular!
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                                                                                          • 6th August 2011 by annaftw
                                                                                            Nineteen years after the final battle is actually like, 2017. So it's only six years from now, not nineteen. :P
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                                                                                          Posted, 21st July 2011
                                                                                          by Eibhlinn Savage
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                                                                                          Goblins think Harry is unusual.
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                                                                                            Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                            A wand's allegiance can change.
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                                                                                              Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                              How do they decide which dead people come back as ghosts? bBecause if it's just any one who dies at Hogwarts the castle is gonna be pretty full really soon.
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                                                                                              • 30th July 2012 by Lia
                                                                                                Haven't you read the books ?! not anyone can turn into a ghost ~Lia
                                                                                              • 30th July 2012 by Lia
                                                                                                Haven't you read the books ?! not anyone can turn into a ghost ~Lia
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                                                                                              Posted, 31st July 2011
                                                                                              by tina270
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                                                                                              Professor McGonagall is F-ing awesome!!!
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                                                                                                Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                                                                by Mighty Mat
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                                                                                                Dumbledore didn't have to fight the Balrog and die to earn his "Dumbledore the White" status. He just died.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                                                                  by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                  If you are looking for something and you don't know what it is and where to find it, that thing could be a diadem.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 12th August 2011
                                                                                                    by missshinobi
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                                                                                                    At least once in this movie couldn't Hermione be in a hot school girl outfit.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 21st November 2011
                                                                                                    by john2012
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                                                                                                    When a non-magical being is bringing you and 100 of your magical friends to be locked away in the dungeon, you just follow him without causing any problems.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 5th February 2012
                                                                                                      by 1stoffendment
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                                                                                                      Han shot first.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 5th April 2012
                                                                                                        by pocketg99
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                                                                                                        Scenes in which people come back from the dead are always stupid.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 5th April 2012
                                                                                                          by pocketg99
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                                                                                                          When people are dead, they're not!
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                                                                                                            Posted, 30th July 2012
                                                                                                            by Lia
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                                                                                                            Franchises should be milked until they bleed boredom.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 20th August 2013
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