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Zookeeper

Zookeeper
This list was started on 16th July 2011 by tina270
There are 11 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 3rd April 2012

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Mariachi bands are perfect for proposals.
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    Posted, 16th July 2011
    by tina270
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    Crows aren't zoo animals.
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      Posted, 16th July 2011
      by tina270
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      Ken Jeong is funny and kind of gay in everything he's in.
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        Posted, 16th July 2011
        by tina270
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        When any other worker sees Kevin James in the middle of an animal enclosure it's perfectly safe no matter what animal it is. All zookeepers do this.
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          Posted, 16th July 2011
          by tina270
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          If you attack a gorilla with a pole with a nail on the end, it will just try and grab the stick, not attack and kill you. Don't worry.
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            Posted, 16th July 2011
            by tina270
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            Gorilla's just can't drive, but they sure can party.
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              Posted, 16th July 2011
              by tina270
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              Apparently if you want another job you should just start there instead of telling your old job you're quitting. Then just show up there a few days later and quit. Then show up another two days later and get your job back. Meanwhile your love interest decided to quit and move to Africa in that two days you were gone after you actually quit.
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                Posted, 16th July 2011
                by tina270
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                Swinging into a bride on her wedding day is still not enough to make her hate you.
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                  Posted, 16th July 2011
                  by tina270
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                  Making fun of a girl, then giving her a compliment, then telling her to get you some dessert will actually work on some girls.
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                    Posted, 16th July 2011
                    by tina270
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                    Zoo animals know a lot about hooking up desperate men with hot chicks.
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                      Posted, 29th February 2012
                      by PointMan528491
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                      Adam Sandler needs to SSSTTTTOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                        Posted, 3rd April 2012
                        by Max
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