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Cowboys & Aliens

Cowboys & Aliens
This list was started on 30th July 2011 by Anon
There are 47 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 11th December 2014

The Things I Learned . . .

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Aliens are Stupid. In "Signs" they can be killed by water so they land on a planet that is covered with 75% of the stuff that kills them. In "Independence Day" they get destroyed by a geek with a Laptop and a drunk Crop Duster Pilot. In this movie they invade a town with 007 and Indiana Jones.
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    Posted, 31st July 2011
    by john2012
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    It's smart to all run outside when an idiot is shooting his gun off everywhere.
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      Posted, 30th July 2011
      by Anon
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      Don't yank on the trigger. It's not your pecker.
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        Posted, 30th July 2011
        by Anon
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        It takes a woman with a bottle to take out a man who has just beat up 3 men.
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          Posted, 30th July 2011
          by Anon
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          Aliens with the ability to travel with interstellar technology and weaponry that far supersede our own find that the most effective way to kill an enemy is to bite them.
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          • 22nd March 2012 by Josh
            blaster thingy? hello?
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          Posted, 2nd August 2011
          by Redshirt1
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          While operating on a patient, it makes sense to use whiskey to clean a wound, take a drink and not offer the patient any.
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            Posted, 20th December 2011
            by Mogipbob
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            It's careless to leave a wrist weapon next to a patient...
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              Posted, 20th December 2011
              by Mogipbob
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              If you kill a dog's master the dog is now loyally yours.
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                Posted, 30th July 2011
                by Anon
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                Only criminals and victims get shot.
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                  Posted, 30th July 2011
                  by Anon
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                  Defecating in a river may save your life one day.
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                    Posted, 30th July 2011
                    by Anon
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                    People who don't know much about boats can still tell they are upside down.
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                      Posted, 30th July 2011
                      by Anon
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                      Aliens want gold too.
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                      • 7th April 2013 by kvn8907
                        Certainly true for Cortex Command.
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                      Posted, 30th July 2011
                      by Anon
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                      She said DON'T look into the light.
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                        Posted, 30th July 2011
                        by Anon
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                        Hummingbirds make Daniel Craig smile for some reason.
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                          Posted, 30th July 2011
                          by Anon
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                          If you have amnesia, find an Indian.
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                            Posted, 30th July 2011
                            by Anon
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                            Fire resurrects beautiful women. They will be naked too.
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                              Posted, 30th July 2011
                              by Anon
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                              In the future when we do meet Aliens and they are peaceful there will be a politically correct movement to change the name of this movie to "Cowboys and Native Space Dwellers."
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                                Posted, 31st July 2011
                                by john2012
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                                A naked Olivia Wilde will silence everyone. Did I also mention she revived herself and came out of a fire too?
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                                  Posted, 29th December 2011
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  When dead aliens are laying around with laser weapons on them, just ignore them and use bow and arrows, sticks, and guns.
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                                    Posted, 6th January 2012
                                    by Sharkus
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                                    Dogs will follow anyone on a horse.
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                                      Posted, 30th July 2011
                                      by Anon
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                                      It wouldn't be a western if someone didn't get drug away behind a horse.
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                                        Posted, 30th July 2011
                                        by Anon
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                                        You should know what you shot down.
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                                          Posted, 30th July 2011
                                          by Anon
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                                          When he says "Put your guns on the whore" put them on the bartender.
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                                            Posted, 30th July 2011
                                            by Anon
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                                            If shooting an alien doesn't kill it, just put some dynamite on a knife and stab him with it.
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                                              Posted, 30th July 2011
                                              by Anon
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                                              People don't think when they kiss.
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                                                Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                by Anon
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                                                Daniel Craig's girlfriends always die.
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                                                  Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  If you maim an alien who was attempting to probe you when you escape, expect that alien to want revenge.
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                                                    Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Alien technology that uses your mind will work for a human.
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                                                      Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Amnesiacs always know how to kick ass.
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                                                        Posted, 1st August 2011
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                                                        Its fashionable to put your hair in braids before entering an alien ship.
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                                                          Posted, 20th December 2011
                                                          by Mogipbob
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                                                          It helps to remember English if nothing else.
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                                                            Posted, 20th December 2011
                                                            by Mogipbob
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                                                            Throwing a dead woman in a bonfire is a good way to intimidate your prisoners.
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                                                              Posted, 20th December 2011
                                                              by Mogipbob
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                                                              Aliens don't chain you down when they probe you just in case you want to escape.
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                                                                Posted, 29th December 2011
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                When your alien comrade gets blasted running out of the tunnel everyone should do the same!
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                                                                  Posted, 6th January 2012
                                                                  by Sharkus
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                                                                  It's bad to meet cowboys with scalps on their saddles in the desert...but it's even worse to meet Daniel Craig.
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                                                                    Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    Amateur doctors need your help sewing up your wound.
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                                                                      Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      People that called Harrison Ford "Colonel" are all mostly dead.
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                                                                        Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        The dog is immortal.
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                                                                          Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                          You will acquire a weapon of immense power if you just happen to put your arm down at just the right moment after smacking an alien who was trying to probe you.
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                                                                            Posted, 30th July 2011
                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                            Olivia Wilde is not from here.
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                                                                              Posted, 1st August 2011
                                                                              by humor is my defense mechanism
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                                                                              Being swept up by an alien flying machine, that as far as you've ever heard of is a demon, is not at all shocking or scream-inducing for a late 1800's woman.
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                                                                                Posted, 22nd March 2012
                                                                                by Josh
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                                                                                People are dying. The town is going up in flames. Your son has been lassoed by aliens. And an alien fighter has just been shot down. What do you do? Punch the guy that stole your gold!
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                                                                                  Posted, 13th March 2013
                                                                                  by KDubbz
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                                                                                  Harrison Ford always has really annoying children that nobody likes. Remember Mutt Williams?
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                                                                                    Posted, 10th July 2013
                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                    Luckily, there are no led-lined fridges in the old west.
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                                                                                    • 24th August 2013 by Loyd Mongo
                                                                                      lead-lined.... fuck!
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                                                                                    Posted, 20th August 2013
                                                                                    by Loyd Mongo
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                                                                                    If Daniel Craig manages to remain in the bar for an hour - there will be no whiskey left.
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                                                                                      Posted, 14th April 2014
                                                                                      by RumeursRTru
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                                                                                      When Daniel Craig thinks everybody must shut up.
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                                                                                        Posted, 11th December 2014
                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                        Harrison Ford always wanted to have an Indian son.
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                                                                                          Posted, 11th December 2014
                                                                                          by Garga
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