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Crazy, Stupid, Love

Crazy, Stupid, Love
This list was started on 1st August 2011 by Adam
There are 26 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 26th November 2014

The Things I Learned . . .

1
Never call your bartender a cocktail servant.
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    Posted, 1st August 2011
    by Adam
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    Nobody likes Kevin Bacon.
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      Posted, 1st August 2011
      by Adam
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      Jumping from a moving car is the best cure for nagging.
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        Posted, 1st August 2011
        by Adam
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        Drinking a cocktail from a tiny straw doesn't look right.
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          Posted, 1st August 2011
          by Adam
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          Girls are suckers for Dirty Dancing.
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            Posted, 1st August 2011
            by Adam
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            When a wife cheats on his husband, the husband must fight for her. He shouldn't sleep with nine different women after he leaves the cheater wife because she'll be mad. wow!
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              Posted, 26th November 2014
              by Garga
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              New Balance shoes are for schmucks.
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                Posted, 1st August 2011
                by Adam
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                Clothes are the shortcut to any woman's heart; naked pictures are the shortcut to any man's heart.
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                  Posted, 1st August 2011
                  by Adam
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                  Carry just one slice of pizza with you. It might be important for looking cool.
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                    Posted, 16th October 2011
                    by Wujek Spenser
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                    If you suspect, that there's something wrong with your newborn baby, switch it with any other in the hospital.
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                      Posted, 16th October 2011
                      by Wujek Spenser
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                      If your boyfriend takes you out to eat when you pass the bar and offers you a job, cause a scene because he didn't propose. Instead go for the pick up artist playboy player bad boy who has mother issues. He'll make a commitment!
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                        Posted, 24th January 2012
                        by broham
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                        It's Associate TO the Vice President.
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                          Posted, 1st August 2011
                          by Adam
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                          Be better than the gap.
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                            Posted, 7th October 2011
                            by hobbesjr
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                            14
                            When picking up a girl, give her a high five to confirm if succeeded.
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                              Posted, 16th October 2011
                              by Wujek Spenser
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                              If your coworker is getting a divorce, give him an applause.
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                                Posted, 16th October 2011
                                by Wujek Spenser
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                                Giving lessons to someone works better with your crotch exposed.
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                                  Posted, 16th October 2011
                                  by Wujek Spenser
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                                  Slapping someone in the face is the BEST way to get your point across
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                                    Posted, 6th November 2011
                                    by ChristianH
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                                    Money can't buy you happiness, and neither can looking photoshopped.
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                                      Posted, 6th November 2011
                                      by ChristianH
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                                      Telling someone you are concerned they may have AIDS isn't always a deal breaker before sex.
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                                        Posted, 6th November 2011
                                        by ChristianH
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                                        If someone says they would have sex with you; don't doubt or mock them. Just go with it.
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                                          Posted, 6th November 2011
                                          by ChristianH
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                                          There must be a deeper message in 'The Scarlett Letter' that apparently no one can truly understand or comprehend; and no one has written anything better to convey the point.
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                                            Posted, 6th November 2011
                                            by ChristianH
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                                            Marissa Tomei, despite her utter hotness, has been type cast as a crazy sexy person (and I'm kind of okay with that).
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                                              Posted, 6th November 2011
                                              by ChristianH
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                                              If you wear oversize clothes, like, two size larger, your wife will cheat on you with David Lindhagen.
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                                                Posted, 26th November 2014
                                                by Garga
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                                                When you decide to jump off a moving car, warn your wife beforehand.
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                                                  Posted, 26th November 2014
                                                  by Garga
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                                                  Velcro wallets are disgusting for some people.
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                                                    Posted, 26th November 2014
                                                    by Garga
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                                                    The skin under Steve's eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sac... and he has a mom butt.
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                                                      Posted, 26th November 2014
                                                      by Garga
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