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Street Fighter

Street Fighter
This list was started on 16th December 2009 by Adam
There are 110 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 31st May 2012

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No matter how far away Bison is standing from Guile, it still isn't far enough to avoid getting jump-kicked.
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    Posted, 16th December 2009
    by Adam
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    Raul Julia truly is one of the greatest actors of all time (RIP).
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      Posted, 16th December 2009
      by Adam
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      Swiss bank accounts will happily hold money for terrorist warlords whom the rest of the world is trying to kill.
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        Posted, 16th December 2009
        by Adam
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        The squadron of people with guns backing away from you and your tiny knife are probably scared of something else.
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          Posted, 16th December 2009
          by Adam
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          A movie titled Street Fighter has nothing to do with street fighting.
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            Posted, 11th January 2010
            by agentdc7
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            If a security camera is showing your impending doom, changing the channel on the monitor is your fastest way out of trouble.
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            Posted, 16th December 2009
            by Adam
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            If your side loses your absolute best strategy is to play dumb and pretend you thought your boss was the good guy all along. You'll immediately be welcomed as a friend of the group who moments ago tried to kill you.
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              Posted, 16th December 2009
              by Adam
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              The best retirement plan for a great cage fighter is to become an arms dealer.
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                Posted, 16th December 2009
                by Adam
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                An eyepatch over one eye will automatically prevent you from seeing through intricate ruses.
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                  Posted, 16th December 2009
                  by Adam
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                  Hitting someone with an actual Hadoken at ultra-close range will only keep them down for a fraction of a second.
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                    Posted, 16th December 2009
                    by Adam
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                    Torturing a sumo wrestler is utterly unsatisfying.
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                      Posted, 16th December 2009
                      by Adam
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                      If you kick someone's butt hard enough, even their successor will feel the blow.
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                        Posted, 16th December 2009
                        by Adam
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                        Killing your mutated friend is the best way to help them.
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                          Posted, 17th December 2009
                          by Adam
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                          It only takes a fraction of a minute to link the names "Carlos" and "Charlie."
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                            Posted, 17th December 2009
                            by Adam
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                            The first step of a stealth mission is to have your full name written on the side on your infiltration vehicle.
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                              Posted, 17th December 2009
                              by Yamchaa
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                              When cameras record a Russian and Sumo wrestling on top of a model, the camera will edit in King Kong and Godzilla noises to translate what is happening when Japanese AN soldiers view it.
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                                Posted, 11th January 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                Soldiers find war documentaries scary and disturbing.
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                                  Posted, 11th January 2010
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  All video game movies set up for the sequel that ultimately never happens.
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                                    Posted, 16th February 2010
                                    by HermanoBluth
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                                    Despite many homages to Nazism, Bison strongly believes in diversity in the workplace.
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                                      Posted, 15th November 2010
                                      by Adam
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                                      Terrorist warlords will pay a lot more than Microsoft to hire computer science professionals.
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                                        Posted, 16th December 2009
                                        by Adam
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                                        If you're going to send a truck filled with explosives to destroy a terrorist tent, always broadcast a message live to the people in the tent telling them it's going to happen first. They certainly won't all escape without harm.
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                                          Posted, 16th December 2009
                                          by Adam
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                                          Military cooks are more loyal to their government than their inspirational commanders.
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                                            Posted, 16th December 2009
                                            by Adam
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                                            Even if you're on slightly better terms now, your client is still ultimately going to pay you in "Bison Dollars."
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                                              Posted, 16th December 2009
                                              by Adam
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                                              You have armor that lets you fly, shoot lightning out of your hands, and sustain massive amounts of damage. Instead of giving said armor to all your troops, invest your money in creating dim-witten green mutants.
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                                                Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                by Adam
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                                                Despite the fact Bison doesn't have a single female in his entire fortress, he still maintains he understands and knows women intimately.
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                                                  Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                  by Adam
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                                                  Arresting an arena full of people is best done with a really big tank.
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                                                    Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                    by Adam
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                                                    Disobeying direct orders actually puts you on the fast track to a promotion.
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                                                      Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                      by Aggrazel
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                                                      The most important day of your life is but a Tuesday for General Bison.
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                                                        Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                        by Adam
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                                                        "Are you with us or against us" is not a multiple choice question.
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                                                          Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                          by Adam
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                                                          If you kidnap a scientist and force him to use his life's work for perversion instead of peace, your best chance at cheering him up is to get him published in a scientific journal.
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                                                            Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                            by Adam
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                                                            The difference between a "Soldier" and a "Killer" is not worth quibbling over.
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                                                              Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                              by Yamchaa
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                                                              Two men can destroy a room full of endless enemies, until only two other guys pull guns on them.
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                                                                Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                by Yamchaa
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                                                                "Bisonopolis" actually looks pretty cool.
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                                                                  Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                  by Yamchaa
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                                                                  All major fast food franchises look forward to opening locations in Bisonopolis.
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                                                                    Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                    by Adam
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                                                                    Bison is not motivated by evil. Nor is he motivated by power. He simply wants to do good.
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                                                                      Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                      by Adam
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                                                                      Even if you CAN go home, peer pressure will ensure you certainly won't go home.
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                                                                        Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                        by Adam
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                                                                        It's okay to dislike all journalists so long as you dislike male journalists as much as female journalists.
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                                                                          Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                          If Bison kills an entire group of AN hostages he kidnapped the world will only hold Colonel Guile responsible for it.
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                                                                            Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                            by Adam
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                                                                            Bison stole a Street Fighter II arcade and put the controller onto his floating stand.
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                                                                              Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              Stealth boats are equipped with tape players just in case you get bored while driving to war.
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                                                                                Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                Bison only knows how to break people's necks in a fight.
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                                                                                  Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                  Torture people get tired after doing 4 whip lashes and should probably lie down.
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                                                                                    Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                    When you make a barricade, soldiers with guns will run up to you, close enough so you can punch and kick them.
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                                                                                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                      When you tell your soldiers to kill the hostages, they will aim at the giant closing doors.
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                                                                                        Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                        Too much TV and some green and orange Kool-aid will make you look funny.
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                                                                                          Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                          Baby blue makes excellent amphibious camo gear.
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                                                                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                            The best way to assassinate a colonel is to run across the opposing side of the room and scream your head off while doing it.
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                                                                                              Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                              Torture people need to take baths.
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                                                                                                Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                Bison troopers wear red and white gi uniforms only when Ryu and Ken are introduced to them. The rest of the time, they take them off and wear soldier uniforms.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                  Psycho boxers make good cameramen
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                                                                                                    Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                    When you fight, it is important once in a while to say your "move" as you do it.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                      Soldiers that come across the world to fight don't know how to.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                        A wild beast is a skinny green man with an orange wig and a nose job.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                                          The Van Damme kick is an instant kill every time.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                                            When you jump off a floating platform, make sure you pose and scream like you're about to do a special move... only to just land on your feet.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                              Slow moving psycho crushers are very hard to dodge.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                In a fight, use whatever you can, including a nerf gun.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                  Bison's laundry room is a furnace.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                    One of the cheering people from the underground arena crowd decided to join the Shadaloo skirmish at the end.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                      Whenever Bison makes a dramatic speech, it's okay to leave without telling him.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                        Bison troopers get easily spooked by elephants they see every day.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                          A good strike force is a few amphibious blue soldiers on inflatable rafts.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                            If you kick a speed bag hard enough, it will explode.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                              Despite being green hairy monsters, friends can still instantly recognize them, even in the dark.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                If you get electrocuted to death, your boots will light up and you can fly.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                  Poorly choreographed martial arts can solve any problem.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                                                                                    by miquonranger03
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                                                                                                                                    For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for him, it was Tuesday.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                                                                                      by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                                      All-American military Bamfs have full-colored flag tattoos on their biceps and speak with Belgian accents.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 23rd April 2010
                                                                                                                                        by Kikkomannrice
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                                                                                                                                        There will be no repercussions for busting into a news van and throwing the operator out.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 27th May 2010
                                                                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                          Honda becomes hawaiian when he goes hollywood.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                                                                                            by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                                                                            Guile doesn't need the hair to be Guile, but it wouldn't have hurt.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                                                                                              by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                                                                              Blanca will be a monstrosity. A weak looking, scrawny monstrosity.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                                                                                                by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                                                                                Bison's power allows him to levitate. He will only use this to hover slowly towards Guile.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                                                                                                  by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                                                                                  Raul Julia poured his heart into this movie, he will be missed.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                                                                                                    by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                                                                                    If you expected to see a yoga flame, you will be dissapointed.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                                                                                                      by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                                                                                      Dj will not fight in this movie :(
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                                                                                        No hadou kens, no fire balls, no yoga fires, no tigers, no sonic booms... but bison can fly...
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 25th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                          by kaizar
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                                                                                                                                                          Dee Jay should have stayed at Microsoft.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th October 2011
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                                                                                                                                                            Always make sure you're being paid commensurate to other employees of your rank, this goes double if you aren't being paid at all.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                              by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                              Lightning doesn't count as a weapon.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                                Computer geeks probably won't fall on their sword with you.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                  by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                                  Military guards won't notice if a prisoner creates wooden claws.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                    by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                                    Goofy was a Bison Trooper. He died from a grenade.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                      Newsvans have very soft suspension.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                        Bad guys always use Ak47s.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          If torture whipping doesn't work, try clipping off his wiener.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            Bison's za badguy!?
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              Spitting will cause you to dehydrate.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                He just wants to, you guessed it, take over the world.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • 28th March 2012 by Max
                                                                                                                                                                                  OF COURSE!!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                by Rider
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                                                                                                                                                                                Someone thought it was a good idea to cast a Frenchman as an All-American.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                  No one learns that making movies based off of video games tend to suck.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Van Damme should go back to fighting Chong Lee from Bloodsport.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                      by Dominic
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                                                                                                                                                                                      It is never a good idea to trust prisoners to side with you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 27th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Bison bucks become worthless.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                          by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                                                                                                                          If you created Blanca, you think death will be a good answer.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Where on Earth would you be able to hide with purple camo....a vineyard?
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 7th July 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                              by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                                                                                                              JCVD will kill you with his win!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th July 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                by ryan corderman
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                                                                                                                                                                                                walls are made of cardboard and Bison's bungee straps could never quite work.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • 3rd August 2010 by cortex
                                                                                                                                                                                                  quite not quit :P:P blah
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 3rd August 2010 by cortex
                                                                                                                                                                                                  made not mad :P
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                If your name is "Guile" you're going to have lots of tricks up your sleeve.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. (RIP)
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 9th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Can't stop laughing over Kylie and her long plats. Why did I even waste my time watching this move???
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                                      by Raajnie
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      The invading army won't take any casulties because they're the "good guys".
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 19th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Bison would like to snap Guile's spine very much.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th September 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                                          by Mighty Mat
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Zangief didn't get paid.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th September 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Adventure is the name of the game.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 19th October 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              JCVD is able to alter the rules of Grammer. Normally "A" goes in front of a word starting with a consonant (ex: a box). And, normally "AN" goes in front of a word starting with vowel (ex: AN APPLE). But, JCVD wants thousands of items to start with AN. AN box, AN boat, AN soldier, etc.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th December 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                                                by mpbarnet
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                When one of Bison's troops throws a grenade at you, you pick it up and throw it right back at 'em.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  When saying "Of course!", say it as over the top as possible.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 31st May 2012
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