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Priest

Priest
This list was started on 20th August 2011 by Raajnie
There are 25 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 14th May 2015

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Priests have bad dreams at times. And dreaming of 'other things' would mean a good dream.
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    Posted, 20th August 2011
    by Raajnie
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    The Chinese priest died of too many dance moves.
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      Posted, 20th August 2011
      by Raajnie
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      There is more than enough time for Priestess to ride way ahead of the train and fix up the explosives.
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        Posted, 20th August 2011
        by Raajnie
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        When you get thrown out of a train there will always be some dead guy's bike to steal and catch up along the way.
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          Posted, 20th August 2011
          by Raajnie
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          Priests can fly.
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            Posted, 20th August 2011
            by Raajnie
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            Potion sellers expect to be compensated from vampires for bringing in gossip.
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              Posted, 20th August 2011
              by Raajnie
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              A normal question to ask a priestess would be asking them if they're allowed to have relations.
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                Posted, 20th August 2011
                by Raajnie
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                Hicks can put a bullet in the air and cut it in half. But his shooting sucks.
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                  Posted, 20th August 2011
                  by Raajnie
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                  To go against the Church is to go against God.
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                    Posted, 26th August 2011
                    by missshinobi
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                    Don't worry even if you are dragged down by the vampire pack. The Queen will show you mercy.
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                      Posted, 27th August 2011
                      by missshinobi
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                      Vampire species range from ugly, eyeless and ghoul-like creatures to sparkling and smart immortals with gifted abilities (Twilight).
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                        Posted, 28th August 2011
                        by missshinobi
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                        Are those vampires or mutant monster dogs?
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                          Posted, 14th July 2012
                          by catmunch
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                          We leave at dawn... Or at midday after I stopped by the funeral to casually throw some dirt on my brother's coffin. Never miss an opportunity to look baddass in a scene that should be emotional.
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                            Posted, 4th October 2012
                            by Eibhlinn Savage
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                            If you look like Chinese and are going to a hand to hand combat with a very powerful adversary, It's very important.to exhaust yourself with useless show off moves while moving towards your foe because you look Chinese and it's expected of you. Making strange noises at the same time adds extra credit to your Chinese-ness!
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                              Posted, 13th May 2015
                              by Garga
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                              Sometimes a few seconds is all you need.
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                                Posted, 13th May 2015
                                by Garga
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                                Religious patriarchs, specially Christian ones are inherently evil.
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                                  Posted, 13th May 2015
                                  by Garga
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                                  If you are a very specialized military force and the war is over, you are screwed.
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                                    Posted, 13th May 2015
                                    by Garga
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                                    You can jump to a great height by bouncing off a piece of rock that somebody threw in air. The hell with Newton and his infernal third law.
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                                      Posted, 13th May 2015
                                      by Garga
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                                      Some spring-wound phonographs can turn for a really long time.
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                                        Posted, 13th May 2015
                                        by Garga
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                                        A train with a dozen cargo cars can carry a large number of vampires, enough to wipe a large city off completely. Even if some of the cars are either empty or luxury wagons for the boss and his guest.
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                                          Posted, 13th May 2015
                                          by Garga
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                                          Jarvis had a very hard life before Tony Stark hires him.
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                                            Posted, 13th May 2015
                                            by Garga
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                                            You can somehow tear a grown man apart using a thin chain if you have enough faith.
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                                              Posted, 13th May 2015
                                              by Garga
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                                              Vampires build their hives in a fashion that a lot of areas are inaccessible for their hive guardians.
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                                                Posted, 13th May 2015
                                                by Garga
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                                                The church is so evil that instead of killing all the vampires and destroy their threat to the human race once and for all, keeps some vampires in reserves to scare the populace and maintain it's power over them and at the same time is so stupid that denies any kind of threat by vampires what so ever! It's not important if this contradiction doesn't make any sense. The only thing that matters is to show the evilness of the church at any opportunity.
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                                                  Posted, 14th May 2015
                                                  by Garga
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                                                  You can recycle old racist western plots: just replace Indians with savage bloodthirsty vampires who were defeated in the war and now live inside reservations and attack frontier towns, kidnap innocent white little girls AND their leader is a former white good guy turned savage and evil... and nobody is wiser...
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                                                    Posted, 14th May 2015
                                                    by Garga
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