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This list was started on 18th September 2011 by AKenjiB
There are 33 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 12th March 2012

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Blood soaked jackets go unnoticed in L.A.
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    Posted, 18th September 2011
    by AKenjiB
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    Strippers won't care if their boss gets his hand smashed repeatedly with a hammer by a psycho in a vintage jacket.
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      Posted, 18th September 2011
      by AKenjiB
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      When you're about to get killed and you're at the beach, might as well go for a swim.
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        Posted, 18th September 2011
        by AKenjiB
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        He's the bad guy cuz he's a shark. There are no good sharks.
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          Posted, 18th September 2011
          by AKenjiB
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          It's totally normal to wear high heels to a Pawn Shop robbery.
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            Posted, 18th September 2011
            by AKenjiB
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            Always kiss the woman you love deeply and passionately BEFORE you stomp a goon's face into the floor.
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            • 22nd March 2012 by Eibhlinn Savage
              yeah... after it could kill the mood. lol
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            Posted, 21st September 2011
            by AshBlaze
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            Sewer runoffs double for parks.
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              Posted, 26th September 2011
              by AshBlaze
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              Adopting a nurturing voice after slashing someone's wrists makes it all better.
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                Posted, 11th October 2011
                by Adam
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                If you got beaten up by some thugs, tell your problem to a neighbour that has a crush on your wife. He might be helpful.
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                  Posted, 11th October 2011
                  by Wujek Spenser
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                  Always plan your escapes around basketball games.
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                    Posted, 13th October 2011
                    by nerdplow
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                    Ryan Gosling is badass.
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                      Posted, 18th September 2011
                      by AKenjiB
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                      Ryan Gosling loves staring.
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                        Posted, 18th September 2011
                        by AKenjiB
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                        You can order Chinese food in a pizza parlor, if the pizza parlor is owned by a Jew. (The faux pas cancel each other out.)
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                          Posted, 21st September 2011
                          by AshBlaze
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                          Albert Brooks has always wanted to see his name on the side of a car.
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                            Posted, 22nd September 2011
                            by AshBlaze
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                            Nobody will notice if you're movie's tagline is exactly the same as the tagline for No Country for Old Men
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                              Posted, 25th September 2011
                              by AKenjiB
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                              Ron Perlman wouldn't be able to find pussy in a whorehouse.
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                                Posted, 26th September 2011
                                by AshBlaze
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                                Poor Christina Hendricks was just doing as she was told.
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                                  Posted, 26th September 2011
                                  by AshBlaze
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                                  Jail lenders charge unreasonable interest rates.
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                                    Posted, 11th October 2011
                                    by Adam
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                                    5 minutes is the standard wheelman allotment.
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                                      Posted, 18th September 2011
                                      by AKenjiB
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                                      Toothpicks make you look cooler.
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                                        Posted, 18th September 2011
                                        by AKenjiB
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                                        Clay Morrow left his biker gang to join the Jewish Mob.
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                                          Posted, 18th September 2011
                                          by AKenjiB
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                                          "Dirty hands" has at least two different meanings.
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                                            Posted, 21st September 2011
                                            by AshBlaze
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                                            Saying that you "drive for the pictures" sounds way more classy than calling yourself a stuntman.
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                                              Posted, 21st September 2011
                                              by AshBlaze
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                                              Whenever a stuntman is dressed up to look like the main actor of a picture, it never looks like the actor... It's actually just creepy.
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                                                Posted, 22nd September 2011
                                                by AshBlaze
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                                                Just because you're a stand-in for the star, doesn't mean you're a day-player or anything...
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                                                  Posted, 26th September 2011
                                                  by AshBlaze
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                                                  Dangerous = Only Part-time.
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                                                    Posted, 26th September 2011
                                                    by AshBlaze
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                                                    You put Ryan Gosling behind the wheel, there's nothing he can't do.
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                                                      Posted, 26th September 2011
                                                      by AshBlaze
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                                                      "I wish you'd call the cops." = "I miss you."
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                                                        Posted, 26th September 2011
                                                        by AshBlaze
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                                                        If you recognize your wheelman from a previous job, just shut your mouth. Or, he'll kick your teeth down your throat and he'll shut it for you.
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                                                          Posted, 26th September 2011
                                                          by AshBlaze
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                                                          Saving your used toothpick for later is totally cool.
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                                                            Posted, 10th October 2011
                                                            by hobbesjr
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                                                            Always wear a creepy mask before trying to quietly follow and murder someone.
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                                                              Posted, 11th October 2011
                                                              by Adam
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                                                              There's no higher interest than when owing something from someone while in jail.
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                                                                Posted, 13th October 2011
                                                                by hobbesjr
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                                                                Gosling is a homosexual.
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                                                                  Posted, 12th March 2012
                                                                  by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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