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Abduction

Abduction
This list was started on 29th September 2011 by DeeLovesT08
There are 42 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 26th July 2012

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Your whole life could be a lie and you don't even know it until you're like 17....
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  • 26th January 2012 by jermanyx
    Man I sure hope so, wait i'm thirtysomething, dang coma
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Posted, 29th September 2011
by DeeLovesT08
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Balloons are a great way of not being seen.
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    Posted, 13th October 2011
    by nerdplow
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    When you totally mess up your ankle, it will be totally healed in five minutes.
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      Posted, 29th September 2011
      by DeeLovesT08
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      Twilight references follow Mr. Lautner everywhere. "2009 Clearwater drive"...Ha-ha.
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        Posted, 29th September 2011
        by DeeLovesT08
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        Having a swimming pool in your backyard really comes in handy when there's a bomb in your oven and your house is about to explode.
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          Posted, 29th September 2011
          by DeeLovesT08
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          Not even a kid on the run 24/7 can resist a burger and a milkshake.
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            Posted, 29th September 2011
            by DeeLovesT08
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            One's eyebrows can be so distracting....
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              Posted, 29th September 2011
              by DeeLovesT08
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              It is impossible for Taylor Lautner to act in a film without taking his shirt off.
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                Posted, 29th February 2012
                by PointMan528491
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                All that training in wrestling and boxing really comes in handy when the government's after you.
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                  Posted, 29th September 2011
                  by DeeLovesT08
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                  Those people in your house that you look absolutely nothing like? Those aren't your parents...What a shocker.
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                    Posted, 29th September 2011
                    by DeeLovesT08
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                    Therapists aren't just therapists....
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                      Posted, 29th September 2011
                      by DeeLovesT08
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                      The real reason why Mom's being really awkward when you have a girl in your room? She's just trying to get you laid, that's all.
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                        Posted, 29th September 2011
                        by DeeLovesT08
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                        So many cell phone conversations get old...FAST.
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                          Posted, 29th September 2011
                          by DeeLovesT08
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                          What does living with your therapist until you move out to go to college sound like? A lame sequel that this film does not need.
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                            Posted, 29th September 2011
                            by DeeLovesT08
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                            The FBI agent after the list will always be on the list.
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                              Posted, 13th October 2011
                              by nerdplow
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                              There is a bomb in the oven.
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                                Posted, 29th March 2012
                                by tnarg122
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                                After being targeted by terrorists, you will be alright, because your father, not your dad, says so.
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                                  Posted, 28th June 2012
                                  by KLB
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                                  Taylor Lautner has trouble getting laid. THAT'S believable.
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                                    Posted, 26th July 2012
                                    by TheBaddestOfThemAll
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