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Colombiana

Colombiana
This list was started on 11th October 2011 by Wujek Spenser
There are 12 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 20th April 2012

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Some Colombian men look like Indians.
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    Posted, 27th November 2011
    by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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    If you're looking for a black woman in a police station, secure the whole building from top to bottom, but check her cell last.
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      Posted, 11th October 2011
      by Wujek Spenser
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      If you meet a woman just for sex, be sure she's not a professional killer, and never take a picture of her, 'cause you'll never get laid with her again.
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        Posted, 11th October 2011
        by Wujek Spenser
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        You can be in a relationship with a woman without having her phone number.
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          Posted, 11th October 2011
          by Wujek Spenser
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          You must know an "ABC book" on killing before going on killing people. If not, you'll be dead in five years.
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            Posted, 11th October 2011
            by Wujek Spenser
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            If your kid doesn't want to go to school, shoot your gun at a crowd in front of it, then give a lecture. Lectures like that works on kids.
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              Posted, 11th October 2011
              by Wujek Spenser
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              You can shoot at a random car full of people...making it crash...and stand around for ten minutes without being bothered by the police that have quickly arrived at the scene...If you are busy lecturing a minor (you don't really know and are not related to) on the importance of going to school.
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                Posted, 27th November 2011
                by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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                When a woman is out for revenge she will kill you and just about everyone you know!
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                  Posted, 20th April 2012
                  by TiffYG2133
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                  Men don't want a hot chick just for sex. They actually want to go on a date with them.
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                    Posted, 11th October 2011
                    by Wujek Spenser
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                    It's no match for a skilled, smokin' hot killer to make a man fall in love with her without going on a date.
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                      Posted, 11th October 2011
                      by Wujek Spenser
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                      Policemen offer coffee in the middle of night to a drunk driver who almost killed two officers on duty.
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                        Posted, 11th October 2011
                        by Wujek Spenser
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                        Every Colombian guy have a face of cold blood killer. Don't go to Colombia, even their mommas accept this shit.
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                          Posted, 11th October 2011
                          by Wujek Spenser
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