Real Steel Movie Plot Holes and Funny Quotes Reimagined

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When in massive debt due to betting, bet some more to pay off those debts!
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Posted, 22nd October 2011
by Anon

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A kid can get a buried giant, heavy metal robot out of the mud and haul it all by his lonesome self.
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18th August 2012 by agentdc7
I wonder how he dragged it back up the stairs. And during the morning, wouldn't someone working actually see him too?

Posted, 10th November 2011
by Riababy

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Cars and trucks have not changed since 2012!
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Posted, 17th January 2012
by Mogipbob

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Shadowboxing abilities are a rare find in a robot!
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Posted, 20th April 2012
by TiffYG2133

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Gamers always know how to speak some Japanese.
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Posted, 22nd October 2011
by Anon

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Bonding includes getting into illegal fights, breaking into junkyards, and having near-death experiences.
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Posted, 22nd October 2011
by Anon

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Authorized league fights pay in cash right after a victory.
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Posted, 22nd October 2011
by Anon

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You can always guarantee yourself a shot at the title only if you insult the biggest name in the sport.
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Posted, 22nd October 2011
by Anon

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Always take a beating before you make your move!
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Posted, 22nd October 2011
by Anon

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I am surprised Hugh Jackman's robot did not have metal claws extending from it's fingers.
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Posted, 4th November 2011
by john2012

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The Japanese don't take imperfection very well.
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Posted, 24th March 2012
by Max

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This movie could have been called "Rock'em Sock'em Robots"
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Posted, 26th July 2012
by Max

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You can pretty much sell your kid to buy a new robot.
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Posted, 22nd October 2011
by Anon

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Go for the big score, 'cause nothing can go wrong . . . most of the time!
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Posted, 22nd October 2011
by Anon

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Breaking into a junkyard is a tricky thing to do, unless you're a kid pulling a 1000 pound robot out of said yard.
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Posted, 22nd October 2011
by Anon

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The underdog always gets a chance to fight the champ.
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Posted, 22nd October 2011
by Anon

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It's possible to make a film about a boy and his robot that isn't devoid of soul and isn't obnoxiously loud and empty.
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Posted, 22nd October 2011
by Anon

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A movie can gradually include less and less carnage and dismemberment as it progresses and somehow make the fighting more intense as a result.
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Posted, 7th November 2011
by Anon

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When that time comes, Manny Pacquiao would be jobless. And probably penniless too.
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Posted, 10th November 2011
by Riababy

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I didn't even watch the movie but I can imagine it sucks.
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Posted, 2nd December 2011
by SHlTBOX FLANGER

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Hugh Jackman's career has just been KO'ed.
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Posted, 18th December 2011
by PointMan528491

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Rocky + Over The Top + Transformers + a dollop of shlt = Real Steel Oh sorry! No need for the dollop of shlt, Over The Top already has that covered.
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20th March 2013 by mrlitl
Dude that is hilarious!

Posted, 19th April 2012
by wildmorgan

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When you cast Hugh Jackman in a paycheck movie he really tries to earn it.
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Posted, 9th August 2012
by muggs

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No one ever worries about a dancing robot swinging its arms a few inches from their face.
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Posted, 18th August 2012
by agentdc7

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Not all kids like hamburgers.
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Posted, 18th August 2012
by agentdc7

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Sometimes 11 year olds know as much as, and behave like, 30-year-olds.
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Posted, 18th August 2012
by agentdc7

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When you slide around and dig with your hands in a junkyard, you don't have to worry about little shards of metal cutting you up.
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Posted, 18th August 2012
by agentdc7

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Inspector Clay is going to "lokarondabit."
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Posted, 18th August 2012
by agentdc7

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Fake Steel. Real CGI. Pay Up!
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Posted, 20th August 2013
by Loyd Mongo

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Giant robots that can move like humans will only be used for fighting.
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9th December 2013 by Creamlord666
Same with smartphones - built to make calls but people do everything else with it instead of y'know phone someone.

Posted, 6th December 2013
by catmunch1

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