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The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
This list was started on 29th October 2011 by ryan corderman
There are 23 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 30th January 2013

The Things I Learned . . .

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Don't fuck with balding midgets.
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    Posted, 29th October 2011
    by ryan corderman
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    Your mother will never appreciate The Human Centipede as much as you.
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      Posted, 29th October 2011
      by ryan corderman
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      Your job won't care if you spend company time watching The Human Centipede.
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        Posted, 29th October 2011
        by ryan corderman
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        Don't tell Martin not to look at your girlfriend.
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          Posted, 29th October 2011
          by ryan corderman
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          Stop them tears; it only makes daddy's willy harder.
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            Posted, 29th October 2011
            by ryan corderman
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            Scrap booking is the number one hobby of The Human Centipede fans!
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              Posted, 29th October 2011
              by ryan corderman
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              If you talk about making a human centipede, you were probably just abused and touched by your father.
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                Posted, 29th October 2011
                by ryan corderman
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                Don't let the big angry bald guy yelling at you distract you from your meal until he knocks the table over.
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                  Posted, 29th October 2011
                  by ryan corderman
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                  Always play with a child after shooting at him and his parents.
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                    Posted, 29th October 2011
                    by ryan corderman
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                    Sandpaper is just lube for psychopaths!
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                      Posted, 29th October 2011
                      by ryan corderman
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                      Your mom will never like your scrap book.
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                        Posted, 29th October 2011
                        by ryan corderman
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                        Even if you'd rather be fucking a retarded boy, a blow job from a chick will do.
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                          Posted, 29th October 2011
                          by ryan corderman
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                          Nothing interrupts a blow job worse than gun shots.
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                            Posted, 29th October 2011
                            by ryan corderman
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                            Always be sure to brush your human centipede's hair.
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                              Posted, 29th October 2011
                              by ryan corderman
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                              A mentally challenged man won't find it at all strange that his doctor is fondling his leg.
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                                Posted, 27th January 2012
                                by njackson84
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                                Instead of just using the drag option to return to the beginning of the DVD on a laptop, some people will just put it on rewind and wait.
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                                  Posted, 27th January 2012
                                  by njackson84
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                                  You've just slit your wrists, the only natural thing to do next is to rummage under your son's bed.
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                                    Posted, 27th January 2012
                                    by njackson84
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                                    Security guards won't shower despite how sweaty they get before putting their uniform on.
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                                      Posted, 27th January 2012
                                      by njackson84
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                                      When you wake up under a tarp after being kidnapped the most logical thing to do is jump up, scream and run towards the door.
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                                        Posted, 14th June 2012
                                        by SlipStool
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                                        Your car's gas petal can be used as an infant skull crusher for the multitasking abortionist on the go!
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                                          Posted, 14th June 2012
                                          by SlipStool
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                                          When watching The human centipede ALWAYS keep a bucket close to you.
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                                            Posted, 17th July 2012
                                            by Deadlymemories
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                                            Even if your life depends on it; don't roll, shake, slam, twist or fight while your mouth is being stapled into someone else's behind or your teeth are being hammered.
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                                              Posted, 30th January 2013
                                              by Abraxas
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                                              If you finally manage to grab ahold of your capturer/torturer; instead of trying to knock him unconscious - expecially if he's asthmatic, retarded and weak - grab a funnel, stick it into his bum (which is extremely easy) and encourage a handy bug - which naturally has been patiently waiting nearby - to get inside him.
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                                                Posted, 30th January 2013
                                                by Abraxas
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