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The Change-Up

The Change-Up
This list was started on 11th November 2011 by ryan corderman
There are 26 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 12th December 2015

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Always solve your problems with violence.
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    Posted, 11th November 2011
    by ryan corderman
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    Never put your face at the level of a babies ass.
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      Posted, 11th November 2011
      by ryan corderman
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      Guy who's never been in any college can learn how to do complicated law paper work in a few days just by sheer determination.
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        Posted, 10th June 2013
        by randy
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        Homeless guys are so thin.
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          Posted, 11th November 2011
          by ryan corderman
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          It's hard to tell if someone is being sarcastic when you're baked.
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            Posted, 11th November 2011
            by ryan corderman
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            The monarch is just a glorified moth.
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              Posted, 11th November 2011
              by ryan corderman
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              If your infant doesn't talk, it's probably retarded.
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                Posted, 11th November 2011
                by ryan corderman
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                Chicks only breast feed in Africa.
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                  Posted, 11th November 2011
                  by ryan corderman
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                  It's pretty awesome to find freckles on your taint.
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                    Posted, 11th November 2011
                    by ryan corderman
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                    Grown ass men don't go commando.
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                      Posted, 11th November 2011
                      by ryan corderman
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                      Olivia Wilde smells like lemon.
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                        Posted, 11th November 2011
                        by ryan corderman
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                        Giving masturbation tips to your friend trapped in your body isn't creepy at all if your best friends. Best friends share everything
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                          Posted, 28th December 2012
                          by Kyle
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                          13
                          Olivia Wilde likes to be offended, but only after work.
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                            Posted, 14th April 2014
                            by RumeursRTru
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                            If you have a career in lorno, you only have to work 5 days a year
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                              Posted, 23rd May 2014
                              by IndigoBalls
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                              15
                              If Olivia Wilde took a shower, it's a date.
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                                Posted, 23rd May 2014
                                by IndigoBalls
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                                16
                                Movie set be very dangerous place. Maybe a goat fuck your mouth, I don't know.
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                                  Posted, 12th December 2015
                                  by Garga
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                                  If you don't get the fuck out of bed to feed your twins at 3:00 in the morning, your wife may cut you.
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                                    Posted, 12th December 2015
                                    by Garga
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                                    Ladies! Don't take your vibrator into the bath tub unless you want a cutest little bald spot right there on your thing.
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                                      Posted, 12th December 2015
                                      by Garga
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                                      Municipalities are very efficient in removing and restoring the fountains but not so efficient on keeping their records in the computer.
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                                        Posted, 12th December 2015
                                        by Garga
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                                        The guy that knows how to find shit in the computer is a key employee in every city hall.
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                                          Posted, 12th December 2015
                                          by Garga
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                                          Achieving the right amount of hair gel is very important. Too little, you look like a pedophile, too much and you look like Persian.
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                                            Posted, 12th December 2015
                                            by Garga
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                                            Pedophiles grow mustache and lure children into their vans.
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                                              Posted, 12th December 2015
                                              by Garga
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                                              Loving wives shout, curse, beat and threaten to cut their husbands.
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                                                Posted, 12th December 2015
                                                by Garga
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                                                You can work your ass off to provide a decent life for your family, do all the grocery shopping, do car pool and pick up your children from their school, participate their recitals, wake at 3 in the morning to clean up and feed your twin infants and sing the dinner songs at the table and your wife still nags you that you're never there for your family.
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                                                  Posted, 12th December 2015
                                                  by Garga
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                                                  Pointing out that someone looks like a Jew is very much Antisemitism. But you can make fun of Asians, Persians, the whole lot.
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                                                    Posted, 12th December 2015
                                                    by Garga
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                                                    Women casually poop in front of their husbands.
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                                                      Posted, 12th December 2015
                                                      by Garga
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