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In Time

In Time
This list was started on 17th November 2011 by Anon
There are 54 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 18th July 2013

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The best economic systems are the ones that allow theft as easily as pretty much shaking someone's hand.
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    Posted, 17th November 2011
    by Anon
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    If you know the exact time when you die, you'll still randomly fall to your death on the streets.
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      Posted, 3rd December 2011
      by Donny2
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      Hackers haven't figured out how to hack their clocks.
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        Posted, 3rd December 2011
        by Donny2
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        When you stop aging at 25, your haircut never changes as well.
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          Posted, 17th November 2011
          by Anon
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          What happens when you have no left arm?
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            Posted, 3rd December 2011
            by Donny2
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            Running like hell for 1 hour 30 minutes is preferable than riding the bus as far as you possibly can.
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            • 16th July 2012 by RoC77
              Actually, if she used an hour to ride the bus then she would've been left 1 hour away from her son with LESS than 30 mins to cover that distance since she also lost time riding the bus. Her best chance was to run.
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            Posted, 17th November 2011
            by Anon
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            If you're immortal, the sea is real scary.
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              Posted, 3rd December 2011
              by Donny2
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              If you're poor and with a newborn and you get 10 free years, you drink yourself to death.
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              • 16th July 2012 by RoC77
                Yeah, it would've made more sense that the Minutemen killed him.
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              Posted, 3rd December 2011
              by Donny2
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              If you're a professional time keeper, you still suck at keeping your time.
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                Posted, 3rd December 2011
                by Donny2
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                If you look at someone's timer when arm wrestling, you'll loose.
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                  Posted, 3rd December 2011
                  by Donny2
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                  They'll kill you for a week, but they'll politely share out 1 million years if a little defenseless girl gives it away.
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                    Posted, 3rd December 2011
                    by Donny2
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                    Your mother can be real hot.
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                      Posted, 3rd December 2011
                      by Donny2
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                      Apparently in a world where somone can touch your forearm and steal your life, a simple bracer with a lock on it wouldn't be a good idea.
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                        Posted, 16th July 2012
                        by RoC77
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                        Bio-clocks come with neat Timex Indiglo functions.
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                          Posted, 17th November 2011
                          by Anon
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                          Time is money and life, but gangsters will still give you a moment before they rob you.
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                            Posted, 17th November 2011
                            by Anon
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                            Hitting on your friend's relative can be tricky since she could be his mum, his daughter, his wife or grandmother.
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                              Posted, 3rd December 2011
                              by Donny2
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                              When you only have a few seconds left, you heartbeat is really loud.
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                                Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                by Donny2
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                                Your forearm is a useful torch.
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                                  Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                  by Donny2
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                                  If you plan to run for your life for over 1 hour, keep your heels on.
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                                    Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                    by Donny2
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                                    This movie redefines the term "dead broke."
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                                      Posted, 18th December 2011
                                      by James H
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                                      When your clock starts ticking, it can be a little alarming!
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                                        Posted, 20th April 2012
                                        by TiffYG2133
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                                        There's more than one way to drink your life away.
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                                          Posted, 17th November 2011
                                          by Anon
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                                          When you've been giving a wealth of time, don't bother meeting up with someone early who might really need it, too.
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                                            Posted, 17th November 2011
                                            by Anon
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                                            Ghetto folks know how to run fast.
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                                              Posted, 17th November 2011
                                              by Anon
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                                              Rich girls always fall for the potentially dangerous outsider with a secret.
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                                                Posted, 17th November 2011
                                                by Anon
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                                                Even though your car is topless and no one is wearing a seatbelt, you can flip it off an embankment without getting thrown from it and killed.
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                                                  Posted, 17th November 2011
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Wealthy people are evil capitalists who always cut shady deals.
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                                                    Posted, 17th November 2011
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Gangsters won't shoot you with guns they don't have; it's perfectly safe to turn your back on them!
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                                                      Posted, 17th November 2011
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      A large group of security guards won't alert more security or cops when you abduct a millionaire inside his own building.
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                                                        Posted, 17th November 2011
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        The safest monetary systems are ones that don't have fail-safes or security systems in case they get stolen - especially if the item is worth a million!
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                                                          Posted, 17th November 2011
                                                          by Anon
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                                                          Monetary inflation keeps people poor in films, as it does in real life...
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                                                            Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                            by Donny2
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                                                            Time keepers hate to have any buffer time, just in case.
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                                                              Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                              by Donny2
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                                                              If I'm armless, can I have my timer on my dick? Pleaaaaase!
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                                                                Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                by Donny2
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                                                                You can rob most time banks with a couple of handguns.
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                                                                  Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                  by Donny2
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                                                                  It's more efficient to breed new infant time slaves and kill off old ones, than letting the existing ones live forever.
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                                                                    Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                    by Donny2
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                                                                    Driving? There's nothing to it!
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                                                                      Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                      by Donny2
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                                                                      When your clock starts, it hurts a bit.
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                                                                        Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                        by Donny2
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                                                                        Jumping out of windows is a big no-no for time cops.
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                                                                          Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                          by Donny2
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                                                                          All the men in the rich suburbs dress the same.
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                                                                            Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                            by Donny2
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                                                                            Darwin's birth date is the best combination lock for a massive safe.
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                                                                              Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                              by Donny2
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                                                                              When people have time on their hands, they go visit the rich suburbs.
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                                                                                Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                                by Donny2
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                                                                                If you're poor, you do things real quickly.
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                                                                                  Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                                  by Donny2
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                                                                                  When you're on the run, you book all the rooms in a hotel.
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                                                                                    Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                                    by Donny2
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                                                                                    All the actors must be over 25 years old in real life if everyone in your film must be.
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                                                                                      Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                                      by Donny2
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                                                                                      The richer you are, the slower you drive.
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                                                                                        Posted, 3rd December 2011
                                                                                        by Donny2
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                                                                                        The poor, who have less time on their clocks and therefore no time to slow down and enjoy life, can still become overweight. Alternatively, rich people never get fat even though they avoid extreme physical activity.
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                                                                                          Posted, 9th June 2012
                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                          A man can be accused of murder even when when the camera clearly shows him arriving literally ten to fifteen seconds after the man he allegedly murdered fell to his death. (Yes, I know he timed out. That's not the point.)
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                                                                                            Posted, 9th June 2012
                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                            Yeah, it's a real charitable act to leave a time capsule with a homeless woman sleeping in a tunnel. Because no one else will take it from her before she wakes up.
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                                                                                              Posted, 9th June 2012
                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                              Soup Kitchens only give out time. You know, as opposed to food and clothes that you wind up having to spend your precious time on.
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                                                                                                Posted, 9th June 2012
                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                If money is time, and time is life, wouldn't an ATM at the timelenders place be a good idea, you know in case you withdraw too much time and find yourself running out of time in the middle of the night.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 16th July 2012
                                                                                                  by RoC77
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                                                                                                  In a world where they genetically stop you at 25, and create a glowing life counter on your arm, they forgot to add a warning system, like your counter starts to itch or glow red or something like that to remind you that you have like 30 minutes to live.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 16th July 2012
                                                                                                    by RoC77
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                                                                                                    You actaully lose more life taking the bus. 2 hour walk vs 2 hour cost + the time your sitting in the bus.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 16th July 2012
                                                                                                      by RoC77
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                                                                                                      I learned the filmmakers were bad at math. With 1.5 hours left, the mom expected to spend 1 hour for the bus ride--meaning the bus ride takes way less than 0.5 hours (or she dies). That means Timberlake learns she's missing from the bus when she still has 1+ hours left. He jogs toward her for 1+ hours, and she runs for 1.5 hours, and they can't cover the distance she said could have be walked in 2 hours. Ergo, we learned 2.5 hours < 2 hours.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 17th September 2012
                                                                                                        by iwishyouweresmart
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                                                                                                        When you steal 1 million years, you do not even take a bit for yourself. You know, just so you can make the end of the day...
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                                                                                                          Posted, 18th July 2013
                                                                                                          by Faar
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