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Immortals

Immortals
This list was started on 27th November 2011 by Josh
There are 32 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 24th February 2015

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The Titans are not very titanic.
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    Posted, 27th November 2011
    by Josh
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    "Yes, I know that my three sisters suffered horrible tortures and gave their lives to protect my gift... but hey, that guy was REALLY hot!!!"
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      Posted, 1st January 2012
      by fgradel
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      The virgin oracle is always the hot one.
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        Posted, 27th November 2011
        by Josh
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        Despite not believing in the gods, the most fortified city in Greece guards the Titans.
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          Posted, 27th November 2011
          by Josh
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          Ancient method of birth control: Hammer to the balls.
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            Posted, 27th November 2011
            by Josh
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            Its bad to save the life of humans on earth and you will be instantly punished for that, but its OKAY to give them horses. (by stormtrooper @ imdb)
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              Posted, 1st January 2012
              by fgradel
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              If you have an almost deadly encounter with a big guy and you win by decapitating him, always carry the very heavy head of your opponent with you, even though you are already wounded and your friends might be in danger. It doesn't matter if the weight slows you down, its important to throw the head off a cliff. (by Stormtrooper @imdb)
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                Posted, 1st January 2012
                by fgradel
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                Mount Tartarus is completely hollow.
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                  Posted, 27th November 2011
                  by Josh
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                  Four arrows fired from a single bow at different moments will reach the target at the exact same time.
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                    Posted, 1st January 2012
                    by fgradel
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                    Gods are immortals... until someone kills them.
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                      Posted, 1st January 2012
                      by fgradel
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                      Having your testicles smashed by a giant hammer won't stop you from marching to war (and running during a battle some days later).
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                        Posted, 1st January 2012
                        by fgradel
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                        Monks are forbidden to take away any life, including their own, in any circumstance... unless they are REALLY pissed!
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                          Posted, 1st January 2012
                          by fgradel
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                          Gods will show up to save you at the last moment... if you are not a secondary character (in which case you'll be trashed seconds before the Gods appear)
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                            Posted, 1st January 2012
                            by fgradel
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                            When standing on a boat, you won't notice a giant tsunami a few meters away... if you have your backs to it
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                              Posted, 1st January 2012
                              by fgradel
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                              It's best to give up your gift of prophecy (even after it saved your life) in the middle of a quest.
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                                Posted, 27th February 2012
                                by Meushell
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                                All Gods are normal human sized just like titans!
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                                  Posted, 20th April 2012
                                  by TiffYG2133
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                                  Ancient Greeks wore underwear.
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                                    Posted, 27th November 2011
                                    by Josh
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                                    Greek gods always stick the landing.
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                                      Posted, 27th November 2011
                                      by Josh
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                                      Hyperion likes his hats.
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                                        Posted, 27th November 2011
                                        by Josh
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                                        The gods can die...??
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                                          Posted, 21st December 2011
                                          by Parth
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                                          Gods might intervene in your battles to save your life, but they always underestimate the enemy's most clever ally: A Dog. (by Stormtrooper @ imdb)
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                                            Posted, 1st January 2012
                                            by fgradel
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                                            There were way more than 12 Titans.
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                                              Posted, 24th February 2015
                                              by Garga
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                                              Each one of gods who interfere the affairs of humans will die... Unless she is hot... or he is Poseidon.
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                                                Posted, 24th February 2015
                                                by Garga
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                                                If you are in a village carved inside a cliff very much like a fortress with only a one meter wide entrance passage, leave it and go somewhere else to defend.
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                                                  Posted, 24th February 2015
                                                  by Garga
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                                                  If you are building a dam like wall, make sure to build a staircase near the entrance so the enemy can go to the most important part upon breaching the wall.
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                                                    Posted, 24th February 2015
                                                    by Garga
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                                                    When you kill a minotaur, make sure to bring the head with you but throw it away. It's really important.
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                                                      Posted, 24th February 2015
                                                      by Garga
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                                                      When you make a movie about the Greek mythology, make sure to alter everything because the original is so boring and wrong.
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                                                        Posted, 24th February 2015
                                                        by Garga
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                                                        To keep everyone happy, make each of the 4 oracles from a different race/breed.
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                                                          Posted, 24th February 2015
                                                          by Garga
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                                                          You can survive a giant wave of tsunami by standing fast.
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                                                            Posted, 24th February 2015
                                                            by Garga
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                                                            Spring water can wash-off crude oil. Tell that to that poor seabird covered in leaked oil from tankers.
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                                                              Posted, 24th February 2015
                                                              by Garga
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                                                              Being raped makes you a whore.
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                                                                Posted, 24th February 2015
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                Superman got his powers because Freide spits in his mouth. YAK!
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                                                                  Posted, 24th February 2015
                                                                  by Garga
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