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Gran Torino

Gran Torino
This list was started on 18th December 2009 by Anon
There are 29 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 28th November 2010

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Clint Eastwood can make even non-violence badass.
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    Posted, 18th December 2009
    by Anon
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    Calling people racist names is acceptable if you are really old. Or hilarious. Or both.
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    • 18th December 2009 by Anon
      I can't wait until I get old. Then I can be mean and racist with no consequences!
    • 18th December 2009 by Anon
      Age smooths over everything!
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    Posted, 18th December 2009
    by Anon
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    Stay off Clint Eastwoood's lawn.
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      Posted, 18th December 2009
      by Adam
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      Never take a lighter out of your pocket in front of a gangster's house.
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        Posted, 19th December 2009
        by matthijstieleman
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        Clint Eastwood is the scariest old man ever.
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          Posted, 18th December 2009
          by Anon
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          Food heals all prejudices.
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            Posted, 18th December 2009
            by Anon
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            Apparently gangstas believe they can be taken seriously with names like "Spider" and "Smokie".
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            • 18th December 2009 by Anon
              It worked for the Warriors, with names like "Snow" and "Swan".
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            Posted, 18th December 2009
            by Anon
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            Be nice to old people and they will give you nice stuff...even if they insult you while giving it to you.
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              Posted, 19th December 2009
              by Anon
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              The military lets you take your M1 Garand and Colt with you after you've served.
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                Posted, 19th December 2009
                by matthijstieleman
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                All any boy needs to grow up is a job and a girlfriend.
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                  Posted, 18th December 2009
                  by Adam
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                  It's okay to be racist as long as you're racist indiscriminately.
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                    Posted, 18th December 2009
                    by Adam
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                    Policemen believe Catholic priests in the first place, but when it takes too long they arrest them.
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                      Posted, 19th December 2009
                      by matthijstieleman
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                      If your dad has worked at Ford, never buy a Toyota or he'll hate you for the rest of his life.
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                        Posted, 19th December 2009
                        by matthijstieleman
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                        When you have doubt about a girl liking you, ask Clint Eastwood; he knows!
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                          Posted, 19th December 2009
                          by matthijstieleman
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                          You can fire a high powered rifle in the middle of residential neighborhood - at night - and no one will call the police.
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                            Posted, 22nd December 2009
                            by SonOfLiberty
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                            Clint Eastwood felt that he just wasn't being racist enough when he was living. So, therefore, the only possible solution to this is to be racist in your will as well.
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                              Posted, 4th January 2010
                              by Kristian
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                              Stepping on somebody's lawn will result in a shotgun warning.
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                                Posted, 6th January 2010
                                by Anon
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                                The cool kids always host mini-gatherings in the basement.
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                                  Posted, 6th January 2010
                                  by Anon
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                                  Old racist guys are actually softies who will sacrifice their lives for you if they like your Mom's cooking.
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                                    Posted, 28th November 2010
                                    by Thalidomide Squid
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                                    You don't just walk into a barber shop and insult the owner.
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                                      Posted, 18th December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Lions season tickets are, somehow, difficult to come by? So perhaps the last several years didn't actually happen.
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                                        Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                        by Rebel Agenda
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                                        Political Correctness is the worst evil this country has ever faced. Everyone is afraid of saying the wrong thing. Political Correctness is scared only of Clint Eastwood.
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                                          Posted, 8th January 2010
                                          by EF
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                                          Everyone wants the Gran Torino.
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                                            Posted, 18th December 2009
                                            by Anon
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                                            There is a tool for everything.
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                                              Posted, 18th December 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              If you know a guy who has Lions tickets, one of your family members will make a grab for them.
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                                                Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                White gangstas are the bitches of black gangstas and Asian gangstas.
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                                                  Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Clint Eastwood can't pronounce Asian names properly.
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                                                    Posted, 19th December 2009
                                                    by matthijstieleman
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                                                    Clint Eastwood likes Asian food.
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                                                      Posted, 19th December 2009
                                                      by matthijstieleman
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                                                      Walt's neighbourhood can cause bad cell phone reception and boredom.
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                                                        Posted, 25th March 2010
                                                        by ldd01
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