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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
This list was started on 28th November 2009 by Anon
There are 131 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 17th October 2015

The Things I Learned . . .

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Not all closets lead to Narnia.
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  • 6th December 2009 by Anon
    In fact, some may be delightfully burned yet unharmed just to "show off."
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Posted, 30th November 2009
by Anon
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'Luquid luck' is code for 'getting unspeakably high.'
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    Posted, 4th December 2009
    by Loli Pop
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    Give Harry a hallowed ring, and he can see the dead, give Frodo a ring, and only the dead can see him...
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    • 13th March 2010 by SolenmSerpent
      Brilliant deduction.
    • 16th December 2009 by Anon
      That, bro, is a very good comparison!:D *high five*
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    Posted, 1st December 2009
    by Anon
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    Drinking the water from a pool filled with dead bodies will have absolutely no consequences.
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    • 5th December 2009 by YumeNai
      May-be a bad breath?
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    Posted, 30th November 2009
    by Anon
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    When death eaters set your house on fire, stand there and watch instead of using magic to put the dang fire out.
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    • 5th December 2009 by YumeNai
      Or you could call the fire-fighters and they do that for you? If it's really necessary use magic to call them.
    • 5th December 2009 by Anon
      Magic fire requires you have Gi from Asia with the power of water, though. Probably.
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    Posted, 2nd December 2009
    by Anon
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    Instead of following the instructions from the official textbook, follow tips from a stranger. Surely nothing could ever go wrong.
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      Posted, 2nd December 2009
      by Anon
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      Draco Malfoy is definitely not up to something. No sir.
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      • 16th December 2009 by Anon
        Nah, he just crashes some parties here and there... Eats some apples, kills some birds... Whines a bit in the bathroom...=)
      • 13th December 2009 by Anon
        Not a thing.
      • 9th December 2009 by Anon
        oh of course not he just always looks like a snake.. =)
      • 6th December 2009 by Anon
        Never!
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      Posted, 2nd December 2009
      by Anon
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      The most famous, talented, and heroic student will always have trouble finding a date to the big dance.
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        Posted, 28th November 2009
        by Adam
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        If you're making an unbreakable vow with someone, be sure a third party isn't there to pressure you into adding more and more conditions to it mid-vow.
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          Posted, 28th November 2009
          by Adam
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          When trying to prepare a 16-year-old boy for a major battle, you don't actually teach him useful spells. Watching memories will keep him alive.
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            Posted, 3rd December 2009
            by Anon
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            Brooding kids who live in orphanages, talk to snakes, and have powerful magic capabilities don't need to be treated differently, they won't lose it.
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              Posted, 28th November 2009
              by Anon
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              Legendary, ancient wizards have a soft spot for knitting patterns.
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                Posted, 28th November 2009
                by Adam
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                An unharmed gaudy armchair is the perfect disguise when hiding in a room that looks like a bomb went off in it.
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                  Posted, 30th November 2009
                  by Anon
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                  Your revered mentor and headmaster tells you to hide downstairs as he is confronted by Death Eaters. You repay the favor by letting him die EVEN THOUGH you weren't petrified.
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                    Posted, 4th December 2009
                    by Yuukihana
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                    When you enter a place full of your hated enemies that are asleep and defenseless, you DON'T kill them, you break their stuff.
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                      Posted, 4th December 2009
                      by umm
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                      When you fall in love with someone, you HAVE to go full stalker.
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                      • 6th December 2009 by Anon
                        Perfected it and made it popular.
                      • 5th December 2009 by Anon
                        I guess Dean Thomas never really loved her, then . . .
                      • 1st December 2009 by Anon
                        Surprisingly enough, Twilight did not invent the concept of stalking. Twilight just perfected it.
                      • 30th November 2009 by Anon
                        Hmmmm I thought that was Edward?
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                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                      by Anon
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                      The "seductive finger lick" trick doesn't always work.
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                      • 4th December 2009 by Sharkboy
                        Well it's definatly never worked for me!
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                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                      by Anon
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                      If you seal a cave that houses part of your soul, require intruders to spill a few drops of blood at the entrance to open it and install traps within, instead of simply making the cave inaccessible.
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                        Posted, 28th November 2009
                        by Adam
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                        If you're handling dangerous chemicals and creating a new potion, the safest posture to take is to put your face directly in front of the beacon you're mixing it in.
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                          Posted, 28th November 2009
                          by Adam
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                          If you're mourning the death of your giant spider friend, ask the guy who thought it was a pest and who wanted to take its venom to "say a few words."
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                            Posted, 28th November 2009
                            by Adam
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                            You're only allowed to stand up a hot date as long as Dumbledore says it's okay.
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                              Posted, 30th November 2009
                              by Anon
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                              Finding students dead in the bathroom is normal.
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                              • 6th December 2009 by Anon
                                Normal people scare me.
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                              Posted, 1st December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              When describing a meaty spherical food, never use the animal's name followed by balls.
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                                Posted, 1st December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                To be successful with magic, you should either practice it for a long time or NEVER practice at all.
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                                  Posted, 4th December 2009
                                  by MokonaYi
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                                  If your villainous nickname is "the Half-Blood Prince," it will probably not be a climactic moment when you reveal this fact.
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                                  • 3rd May 2010 by Eibhlinn Savage
                                    yeah what the f was that? I actually had to go and read the books just to understand what was that all about.
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                                  Posted, 6th December 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  Wizards don't need dental care, since they have to ask whether to be a dentist is a "dangerous profession."
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                                    Posted, 28th November 2009
                                    by Adam
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                                    That's life, you go along until you "poof."
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                                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                                      by Adam
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                                      No-one believes a 16-year-old - not even if they're famous.
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                                        Posted, 1st December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        Voldemort sets up elaborate Horcrux protections which typically involve turning the entire movie into Lord of the Rings for a good 20 minutes.
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                                        • 13th July 2010 by Sassy
                                          Hahaha lmao this is the best!
                                        • 1st December 2009 by Anon
                                          I'm pretty sure Ian McKellen took over for Michael Gambon for a while in the movie.
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                                        Posted, 1st December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        You don't mess with Harry Potter, he beat the Dark Lord when he was a baby.
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                                          Posted, 1st December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          As we are always taught in school, cheating is the best way to make it on the quidditch team.
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                                            Posted, 4th December 2009
                                            by August
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                                            Dumbledore's body apparently is as unbreakable as the Unbreakable Vow; it plummets 100's of feet down on the courtyard and lies there without a scratch.
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                                              Posted, 13th December 2009
                                              by matthijstieleman
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                                              When you watch memories of a person, you don't see it through the eyes of the person who's memory it is, but see it as if it is filmed with a video-camera.
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                                                Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                by matthijstieleman
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                                                The lucky walk like drunken idiots.
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                                                • 4th December 2009 by chobi chi
                                                  *shakes head* Too much luck is a bad thing
                                                • 1st December 2009 by Anon
                                                  This message also brought to you by Spider-Man 3.
                                                • 29th November 2009 by Adam
                                                  No officer, I'm not drunk, I'm just really lucky...except for the part about getting pulled over. -_-
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                                                Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                It is never a good sign when snakes whisper things to you.
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                                                • 13th March 2010 by SolenmSerpent
                                                  Indeed.
                                                • 6th December 2009 by Anon
                                                  The snakes told me.
                                                • 6th December 2009 by Anon
                                                  This begs the question: where did you hear that this was ever a good sign?
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                                                Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                Nice skin is nice.
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                                                • 5th December 2009 by Anon
                                                  Even for guys who haven't really come to appreciate a lot of nice skin, they can always appreciate nice skin. That's just how nice nice skin is.
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                                                Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                When the field near your home is ignited by black magic, run out, by yourself, to go fight off the powerful Death Eaters.
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                                                  Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Angst, angst, angst. Dumbledore dies. Angst, angst, angst.
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                                                  • 7th December 2009 by Anon
                                                    They have so much material to work with for the inevitable video game. Cut scene, moody teens, cut scene, credits.
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                                                  Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  People who are cursed would work well as extras in The Exorcist.
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                                                  • 4th December 2009 by Anon
                                                    Congratulations Shin, you officially made me laugh for 7 minute straight.
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                                                  Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  When the characters of a very popular literary franchise come-of-age in your movie, make everything angsty.
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                                                  • 6th December 2009 by Anon
                                                    good one, kugen xD
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                                                  Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  When you're a famous wizard going on 17, your best friend's sister is your only chance to get a girl.
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                                                  • 29th November 2010 by TigerLily
                                                    Remember Ginny's a red head. Harry's mom was also a red head. If I'm correct she's the only red headed girl at Hogwarts. I would say Harry has mother-complex since she died when he was a baby.
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                                                  Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                  by Yuukihana
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                                                  When you want to get rid off an annoying girl, drink poison.
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                                                    Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                    by matthijstieleman
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                                                    Hogwarts teachers love playing techno at their shindigs.
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                                                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      If your son is in a dangerous position and you beg someone to watch over them, that person is a coward unless they take a magical, unbreakable vow.
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                                                        Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                        by Adam
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                                                        When you're a sleepwalker, be sure to wear shoes to bed.
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                                                          Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                          by Anon
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                                                          If you don't quit smoking after witnessing giant streaks of black smoke annihilate a bridge then you'll never quit!
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                                                          Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                          by TiffYG2133
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                                                          Looking for a way to force character development? Burn down their house.
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                                                            Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            Never eat anything you found on the ground.
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                                                              Posted, 3rd December 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              When the headmaster died, the parallels with "Naruto" grew two-fold.
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                                                              • 8th December 2009 by Anon
                                                                On a similar note how many connection can we get for Inyuasha and Twilight?
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                                                              Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              It is not wise to get sick when Snape is around.
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                                                                Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Being the Headmaster of Hogwarts has its advantages.
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                                                                  Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  People die when a bridge is destroyed and nobody was on it when it collapsed.
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                                                                    Posted, 15th December 2009
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    Broomsticks make GREAT phallic symbols.
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                                                                    • 6th December 2009 by Anon
                                                                      Dang, Kastom beat me to it... CURSE YOU KASTOM!
                                                                    • 2nd December 2009 by Anon
                                                                      Everything in Harry Potter makes for great phallic symbols; broomsticks, wands, Dumbledore..
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                                                                    Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    "Dessert" is code for boobs. Always.
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                                                                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      Noses and toes aren't as different as you might think.
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                                                                        Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                        by Adam
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                                                                        Gollum not only exists in Middle Earth.
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                                                                        • 13th March 2010 by SolenmSerpent
                                                                          Indeed! xD
                                                                        • 4th December 2009 by chobi chi
                                                                          I knew it! I knew it!
                                                                        • 1st December 2009 by Anon
                                                                          And Dumbledore can summon Balrogs.
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                                                                        Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        Sixteen year olds are rabid, hormonal face-suckers of the most awkwardly hilarious order.
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                                                                          Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                          Always investigate suspicious packages you found in the pub bathroom on your own instead of handing it over to someone who might be able to tell if it's hexed or not.
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                                                                            Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                            Ron is good at one kind of divination: Self-fullfilling prophecies.
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                                                                              Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                              It's a good idea to remind someone about the pincers - just in case they didn't notice.
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                                                                                Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                                by Rose
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                                                                                Sixteen-year-old angsty teenage boys can go from the bawling-my-lungs-out-in-front-of-a-dirty-bathroom-mirror stage to the I'm-going-curse-you-into-pieces-and-maybe-shatter-a-few-stalls-along-the-way stage within the span of (approximately) three seconds.
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                                                                                  Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                                  by WyndiWingfall
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                                                                                  Never question the directives of legendary wizards using you for their grand plans. Always sacrifice your life.
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                                                                                    Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                    by Silver
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                                                                                    Apparating is a nauseating experience.
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                                                                                      Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                      Even though there are railings on the really tall belltower, you can still fall from that tower as if there were no railings.
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                                                                                        Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                        by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                        If Dumbledore can't be trusted, no one can.
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                                                                                          Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                                          "It" doesn't always mean - "it."
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                                                                                            Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                            Want to reaffirm your popularity status with the fans? Scream your catchphrase while running in a cornfield.
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                                                                                              Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                              You know something is wrong with a Vanishing Cabinet when apples return with a chunk missing - or birds come back dead.
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                                                                                                Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                Pygmy Puffs sing on Boxing Day.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                                  When you're an adult, you just let the kids take care of things.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 15th December 2009
                                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                                    dumble thinks harry and hermoine are dating.
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                                                                                                    • 24th April 2011 by mehak
                                                                                                      its *dumbledore... wen harry enters his office fr frst tym in movie dats wen dumbledore asked him bout it...
                                                                                                    • 29th November 2010 by TigerLily
                                                                                                      Huh? Can someone explain.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 17th April 2010
                                                                                                    by mehak
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                                                                                                    Kicking someone like a wuss is the perfect cherry on top of countering many spells.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                                      Overcharging family for things is fun!
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                                                                                                        Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                                                        It's not unusual for a professor to wear a full graduation hat and gown while teaching the first class of the year.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                                                          Never turn into a chair when Dumbledore's near - you'll get a stomach ache.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                                            It's never a good idea to take a package from anyone while in the bathroom, no matter who that person says it's for. It's probably cursed.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd December 2009
                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                              Sometimes, love equals madness.
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                                                                                                              • 7th December 2009 by KCHuang
                                                                                                                Only sometimes...?
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                                                                                                              Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                              Love really does make some people blind.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                                Drunk people can get overly sentimental.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                                                  Walking around with a lion costume on is a great way to get people to stare at you.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                                                    Cleaning CAN be fun.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                                                      When creating a main antagonist, be sure to build him up until the second to last installment, act as if a Slytherin might defy the laws of the universe, then slash his development to nil and whiny in the last installment. Also, make him go bald.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                                                        by Silver
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                                                                                                                        When you see a building has been destroyed, you go inside to investigate.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                                                                          There will most always be a time every year when almost every one of your peers will think that you are either insane or evil, or that you are the one who has committed the most recent evil deed. No exceptions.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                                                                                            by Melodicanth
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                                                                                                                            When you drink poison that's supposed to be mead, you say names of the girl you're in love with.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                                                              by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                              Half-giants can survive in a fire for minutes on end.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                                                Light defeats dark. Always.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                                                                  Death eaters really are proud of killing people.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                                                                    Dragon blood does not convince Albus Dumbledore.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                      The most pathetic saves are also the most spectacular and will get you into the Quidditch team - along with a well-aimed Confundus charm.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                                                                                        Surely your boyfriend will LOVE (and wear) a bigass golden necklace saying 'My Sweetheart.'
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                          Not all Weasleys are tactful. In other words: having a Ronald around is not contributory to a relationship.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                            The Weasley twins sure have a knack for business.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                              With a bad conscience; anything is scary.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                A bathroom makes for an excellent dueling field.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                  'If you close your eyes, you can't be tempted.'
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                    If you don't make it into the Slug Club, you can always serve food at their parties - or clean the toilet.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                      It's the Wrackspurts that make people's brains go fuzzy.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                        Death eaters won't come calling if you don't stay in one place for too long.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 15th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                          Stealing is not tolerated at Hogwarts.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 15th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                            To be a keeper, you need to be quick and agile.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 15th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                              When you find a spell and you have no earthly idea what it does the best way to test it out is during battle.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                                                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                                dont go near a girl with your girlfriend who can make small birds prick at you because she loves you.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                                                                                                                                  by mehak
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                                                                                                                                                                  When you like someone, tie their shoelace. It's very romantic.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                                                                                                                    by YesLiid
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                                                                                                                                                                    dumbledore ruined hary's chance of getting a date.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 17th April 2010
                                                                                                                                                                      by mehak
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                                                                                                                                                                      Bellatrix should stop screaming "I killed Sirius Black, I killed Sirius Black". It can piss off Harry in a big way.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st October 2010
                                                                                                                                                                        by Raajnie
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                                                                                                                                                                        When adapting an immensely popular book series into a movie franchise, skip whatever plot necessities you want. If that gets boring, start inventing things that aren't in the book or totally change the storyline.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 18th November 2010
                                                                                                                                                                          by MusicManD
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                                                                                                                                                                          If you're a super powerful wizard being forced to drink a vile potion, shake your head and whine like a child instead of using your powers to fling it aside.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 28th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                            Jealousy is the best way to fall in love.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                              If you eavedropped on someone invisibly; then hide faraway from the person or use listening ears.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                Adding fluff to a movie is not always bad- sometimes it helps a relationship along.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                  If you need to befriend a teacher to get information, be overly friendly and unsubtle.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Always take packages from creepy strangers in bathrooms. Then open them and get CURSED!
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 5th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Snogging is a British word for making out.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 13th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                        When you're in love with a boy and you want him to love you back, you try to hit him with charm-birds that turn into small darts of feathers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 13th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                          You know something is wrong with a Vanishing Cabinet when apples return with a chunk missing - or birds come back dead.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Pygmy Puffs sing on Boxing Day.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                              To paraphrase Jesse Eisenberg in "Zombieland", Dumbledore is like a giant, cockblocking robot created in a secret f@cking government lab.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Even though Harry Potter is supposed to be this boy genius with magic, he still cant seem to muster up enough bad will to punish the ones who just killed his mentor and only father figure, whom he loved like a father!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Harry has never noticed how beautiful this place is.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 6th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dumbledore??? Wait a sec. I thought that killing Harry was Voldemort's goal.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Wrackspurts don't care that you're supposed to be invisible; technically, they are too.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ron, Ron, Ron, I love you, no I hate you, I love you...no, no I hate you, wait don't get another girlfriend, wait don't care what you do...yes I do..no I don't, I just wish you would pay attention to me and not Lavender!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          The best girls to date are girls like Lavender who fog up windows and draw hearts on them. Good job Ron, good job.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 5th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                            by Bebe Bluff
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            It took Harry Potter four years to realize that Ginny Weasley looks and probably acts exactly like his mother.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 5th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Nothing really happens in this movie. The only two things are Dumbledore's death and the discovery of 7 horcruxes that Harry has to destroy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th April 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Whenever there isn't any music, bad stuff happens.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Snape is the half-blood prince. And?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The Slug Club is the best thing in the world. If you don't get in, permit yourself to feel like a nobody.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 28th April 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The Slug Club is the best thing in the world. If you don't get in but your best friend does (who happens to be one of the most famous wizards in the world) and your sister does too (who is a dang good curse caster), permit yourself to feel like a loser.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 28th April 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dumbledore dies.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 17th October 2015
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