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Raiders of the Lost Ark

Raiders of the Lost Ark
This list was started on 18th December 2009 by Anon
There are 61 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 2nd August 2014

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Snakes can survive for centuries in a sealed tomb with no visible means of food.
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    Posted, 18th December 2009
    by Aggrazel
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    When someone challenges you to a sword fight, just shoot him.
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      Posted, 19th February 2010
      by agentdc7
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      Always bring a gun to a sword fight.
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        Posted, 18th December 2009
        by Anon
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        Most females in Dr. Jones' class don't go there to learn.
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          Posted, 18th December 2009
          by Anon
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          Don't touch God's stuff. He will either suck you out like a vacuum, blow off your head, or melt your face.
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          • 17th March 2013 by Max
            God will melt your face if you even look at his stuff, but he loves you.
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          Posted, 19th February 2010
          by agentdc7
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          There is a huge government warehouse somewhere with hundreds of sacred artifacts.
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          • 14th November 2014 by zikzak393
            or maybe a warehouse full of thousands of empty crates and a just few with sacred artifacts in them.
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          Posted, 18th December 2009
          by Aggrazel
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          Ancient cultures were really good at setting up clever traps that don't break down over time.
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            Posted, 18th December 2009
            by Aggrazel
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            When mugging a soldier, make sure his clothes will fit you first.
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              Posted, 19th February 2010
              by agentdc7
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              Don't pick up something that's been sitting next to a fire with your bare hands. You will get a tattoo.
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                Posted, 19th February 2010
                by agentdc7
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                Indiana Jones HATES IT when there are snakes on his plane.
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                  Posted, 18th December 2009
                  by Aggrazel
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                  When your opponent suddenly takes cover. Don't turn around and wonder what he was looking at. Just run.
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                    Posted, 19th February 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    When you want to build suspense, use a nun chuck looking coat hanger
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                      Posted, 22nd February 2010
                      by K2
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                      Always have the monkey eat the dates first.
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                        Posted, 18th December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        A man on horseback can catch up with a convoy of trucks.
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                          Posted, 18th December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          When your partner requests you throw him the treasure before he helps to save you, don't trust him.
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                            Posted, 19th February 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            Make sure you're not on the other side of a rotating mirror.
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                              Posted, 19th February 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              Indy can hold his breath for a really really long time. Either that or submarines don't like to submerge.
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                                Posted, 19th February 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                The Staff of Ra is the ultimate laser pointer.
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                                  Posted, 18th December 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  Some Nazis will salute a monkey.
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                                    Posted, 18th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    When the diggers hit stone, it will automatically be the entrance.
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                                      Posted, 18th December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Spielberg likes showing Indy in silhouette.
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                                        Posted, 18th December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        In th dark, Indy's whip looks like a snake.
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                                        • 31st December 2012 by username
                                          It looks like a snake rolled up and attached to his belt.
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                                        Posted, 18th December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        Tombs always have an easy to use back door to escape out of, but you'll never find it until you find your way in the hard way.
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                                          Posted, 18th December 2009
                                          by Aggrazel
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                                          Being dragged underneath a truck isn't as painful as you'd think it'd be.
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                                            Posted, 18th December 2009
                                            by Aggrazel
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                                            Never trust monkeys, they are spies.
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                                              Posted, 18th December 2009
                                              by Aggrazel
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                                              Snakes are a whole lot scarier than men with swords and guns.
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                                                Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                by TiffYG2133
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                                                From the way he treats it, Indy may well have given birth to that hat.
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                                                  Posted, 19th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Indiana Jones totally got it on with jailbait. But it's okay, he married her later after they got old and had Sam Witwicky together.
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                                                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Solid gold fertility idols don't have much weight to them.
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                                                      Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      When you're under a truck, the road will conveniently dig a ditch for you to have room.
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                                                        Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        When you kick someone whose on the ground, their hat will fly up in the air.
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                                                          Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          "You're not the man I knew ten years ago" Really? you didn't think that people change?
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                                                            Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                            by tenshi
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                                                            A small sack of sand weighs more than a golden idol.
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                                                            • 23rd June 2012 by Max
                                                              Sand bags can get pretty heavy.
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                                                            Posted, 10th September 2010
                                                            by Ccard
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                                                            Dr. Octopus used to venture with Indy until he got spiked.
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                                                              Posted, 23rd June 2012
                                                              by Max
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                                                              If you enter an ancient tomb filled with snakes, any and all cobras will be conveniently separated from you by a protective glass wall.
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                                                                Posted, 31st December 2012
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                                                                Stay out of the light, even on the way out.
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                                                                  Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  When pulling a medaillion out of a fire, use a cloth or stick so you don't burn your hand.
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                                                                  • 19th December 2009 by Anon
                                                                    Yeah that won't catch on fire.
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                                                                  Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  Monkeys will give away your hiding place.
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                                                                    Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    Don't trust French men in hookah bars.
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                                                                      Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      The Nazi flag makes a good alternate rope.
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                                                                        Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        Look out for the propeller.
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                                                                          Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                          Watching a nazi's face melt off is awesome cinema.
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                                                                            Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                            by Aggrazel
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                                                                            Anyone who double-crosses Indiana Jones is sure to end up dead shortly thereafter.
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                                                                              Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                              by Aggrazel
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                                                                              Raiding tombs for ancient artificats and then selling them to museums is a lucrative career.
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                                                                                Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                                by Aggrazel
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                                                                                Nazis are horrible shots.
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                                                                                  Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                                  by Aggrazel
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                                                                                  The wrath of the almighty is extremely shy and doesn't like people looking at it. So don't do it.
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                                                                                    Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                                    by Aggrazel
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                                                                                    Colonel Toht is used to dealing with very tough people.
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                                                                                      Posted, 20th December 2009
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                                                                                      If she owns the bar, she is going to drink you under the table.
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                                                                                      • 14th November 2014 by zikzak393
                                                                                        Then immediately sober up once Indy get there.
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                                                                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                      Military trucks full of men and an ark can easily catch up to a luxury Mercedes convertible.
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                                                                                        Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                        Marketplace melons are good for making dogs shut up.
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                                                                                          Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                          What did he say? He said WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! You didn't hear that???
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                                                                                            Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                            If you kill the big Sherpa, he will reincarnate as a big German Mechanic.
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                                                                                              Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                              If there's a pit full of snakes, make Indy go first.
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                                                                                                Posted, 21st February 2010
                                                                                                by K2
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                                                                                                Indy is tired of the mutha f...ing snake on the mutha f...ing plane.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 21st February 2010
                                                                                                  by K2
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                                                                                                  Finding an adversary so close to your won level is easier than you think, just try you local sewer.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                                                                    by tenshi
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                                                                                                    Americans are always overdressing for the wrong occasion.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                                                                      by tenshi
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                                                                                                      Buy something worthless and bury it in the sand for a thousand years, then it becomes priceless.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                                                                        by tenshi
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                                                                                                        Asps are dangerous. Indy is afraid of all kinda of snakes, even harmless ones. Obviously, make Indy go first. FACE YOU FEARS LIKE A MAN, JONES!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 8th April 2010
                                                                                                          by Ally Kat
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                                                                                                          Nazis do not know where to dig.
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                                                                                                            The University of the Pacific in Stockton California really looks like an East Coast college.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                                                              by john2012
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                                                                                                              When Indy gets aroused, he gets sleepy.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd August 2014
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