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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
This list was started on 22nd January 2012 by agentdc7
There are 59 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 7th November 2015

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Despite having no (or very little) resources, you can still purchase a BMW I8 because you can. However, you will probably have no choice for the color since it's still a concept car and isn't even in production yet.
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    Posted, 22nd January 2012
    by agentdc7
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    If the bad guy runs away in a BMW. You must also find a BMW in order to chase him.
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      Posted, 22nd January 2012
      by agentdc7
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      Sand storms only go away when your chase scene is done.
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        Posted, 22nd January 2012
        by agentdc7
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        Tom Cruise's face never gets scarred no matter how many times he smashes his face.
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          Posted, 22nd January 2012
          by agentdc7
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          No matter how many times you slam your head into incredibly hard objects no concussion will occur if your Tom Cruise.
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            Posted, 5th February 2012
            by foggyfroggy
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            No one will report or notice a man playing Spiderman outside their hotel window.
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              Posted, 8th April 2012
              by agentdc7
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              Falling into a dumpster is a little dangerous. Climbing a really tall Dubai building? No problem.
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                Posted, 22nd January 2012
                by agentdc7
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                Car crashes don't phase anyone. Get up and keep running.
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                  Posted, 22nd January 2012
                  by agentdc7
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                  A super personal magnet vehicle can levitate a human and will not destroy/disrupt all of the computer hardware directly in its field.
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                    I thought it was some suction device not magnet. But still stupid
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                  Posted, 22nd January 2012
                  by agentdc7
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                  IMAX > 3D.
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                    Posted, 22nd January 2012
                    by agentdc7
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                    New advanced gadgets don't always work properly. Just like in real life.
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                      Posted, 22nd January 2012
                      by agentdc7
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                      You don't need a key for entering any car in a fancy parking garage.
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                        Posted, 22nd January 2012
                        by agentdc7
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                        Isn't it irritating when you can't find the source of water dripping?
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                          Posted, 22nd January 2012
                          by agentdc7
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                          Nobody wants to call a 4th installment part 4 because it won't bring in as much money.
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                            Posted, 24th January 2012
                            by agentdc7
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                            The facial recognition software built into the contact lenses are only effective for non-hostile people, whereas if they ID a threat you don't know it until you look down at your phone.
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                              Posted, 3rd April 2012
                              by bourbonphantom
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                              No one at a party will notice if you walk around talking into your sleeve.
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                                Posted, 6th April 2012
                                by pocketg99
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                                If you need to get into the closest car in the parking garage or anywhere, there's a 100% chance it's a BMW.
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                                  Posted, 6th April 2012
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  Tom Cruise is a great runner, I mean that dude can act like he is running for a purpose like no other.
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                                    Posted, 9th April 2012
                                    by Sfc
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                                    Super smart bad guys are not smart enough to figure out you can reach the bottom of a parking garage before time expires by simply taking the nearest car, putting on your seatbelt, and driving it straight down without using a key.
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                                      Posted, 22nd January 2012
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Pluto is no longer considered a planet.
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                                        Posted, 22nd January 2012
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                                        When the Kremlin explodes, CG smoke will fly everywhere.
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                                          Posted, 22nd January 2012
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          If you want to make sure someone cannot reach the nuke control suitcase, throw your entire body down to the ground with it rather than just the suitcase itself. 190 IQ by the way.
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                                            Posted, 10th March 2012
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            When you're being pursued by assassins with guns, wait until you're in a safe place before you glance down at your phone you moron.
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                                              Posted, 3rd April 2012
                                              by bourbonphantom
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                                              All of the MI agents must be dead if they let Shaun of the Dead pass the field exam.
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                                                Posted, 3rd April 2012
                                                by bourbonphantom
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                                                Russian sewers are quite clean.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd April 2012
                                                  by bourbonphantom
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                                                  If you got shot in the gut, you'll live as long as the bad guy dies and the world is safe.
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                                                    Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    Ethan Hunt can be put in jail. It's just that somehow the organization he works for can't figure out that they should put him in handcuffs or something before telling him about their plan to kill him.
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                                                      Posted, 9th April 2012
                                                      by UsernameTed
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                                                      Weak, old men really can take a punch and a fall if it helps to add suspense to the plot. I mean come on, Ethan could kick that guys a$$ in two seconds.
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                                                        Posted, 9th April 2012
                                                        by Sfc
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                                                        You got your Swedish villain, so now you need a main henchman of the same nationality. So you get a Finnish dude. They're all the same up there anyway.
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                                                          Posted, 20th August 2013
                                                          by Loyd Mongo
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                                                          Dubai is located in the Dune universe or Tatooine, that's why we see a huge sandstorm inside the city.
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                                                            Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                            by Garga
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                                                            Seeing a 160cm Russian general inside the Kremlin is not suspicious at all for the guards.
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                                                              Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                              by Garga
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                                                              Smoking is forbidden in Russian hospitals.
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                                                                Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                Telling someone that I CATCH YOU times after times may not be very reassuring for him.
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                                                                  Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                  Russian prisoners are not very fond of prison warders.
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                                                                    Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                    In a Russian prison, a pebble will be elastic enough to bounce off the wall.
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                                                                      Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                      IMF agents still use actual fuse instead of some high-tech thingy.
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                                                                        Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                        Contact lens screens can detect any face and recognize anybody except female French assassins.
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                                                                          Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                          Don't forget that Russian products are so crappy, even self destruct systems which are installed on Russian public phones need a beating to work.
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                                                                            Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                            You can hack into Kremlin's security system by dropping a thingy inside one of it's chimneys.
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                                                                              Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                              Egorov is going to regret this.
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                                                                                Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                Russian nurses are really tall.
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                                                                                  Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                  Russian hospitals are somehow differ from night clubs.
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                                                                                    Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                    Russian soldiers don't think. They just shoot at anything that moves.
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                                                                                      Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                      Mind the Camels if you're driving on UAE highways.
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                                                                                        Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                        In Burj hotel, Dubai nobody cares what you are doing in service areas. You can grab anything you want and go, including a staff uniform.
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                                                                                          Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                          One of the perks of being a handler is you don't have to hang from the tallest building of the world and climb it using a pair of malfunctioning sticking gloves.
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                                                                                            Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                            Windows of the world's tallest building has only one single layer of glass (no insulating glass in that hot hell).
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                                                                                              Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                              Server rooms in high buildings are equipped with a spool of rope just in case the thieves need to descend from the window on the facade of the building.
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                                                                                                Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                Before descending a building make sure the rope which you conveniently found has enough length.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                                  In Dubai, female assassin's bodies vanish when you throw them out of the window.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                                    Indian media tycoons are somehow lame.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                      The agent whose mission was protecting the husband holds himself responsible for the death of the wife which was not his assignment.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                                        Wives of short agents tend to end up with huge giant bald black dudes after they stage their death.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                                          Ballistic missiles' rocket engine still works after reentry. It's on to the last moment.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                                            Any car will start for Ethan Hunt without a key card if he pushes the start button.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                                              When you receive your payment in diamonds in an illegal transaction, there's no need to check the diamonds, weigh them or test them using a tester. Just take one in your hand and look at it and all is good. After all, shady characters won't even think about paying you by glass beads, will they?
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                                                                                                                Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                                High end servers used in satellite communications boot instantly when you reconnect the power.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                                                  During a prison break riot, when the guards are chasing you, always make sure that no body is dropped on the doorway before you close the door behind you.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 23rd March 2015
                                                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                                                    If you kill 6 Serbian nationals, you'll end up in a Russian prison somehow.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th November 2015
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