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The first girl you connect with will always be the daughter of the leader and the sister (or in other films, the girlfriend) of the local badass.
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  • 20th July 2014 by smartguy360
    and they will somehow save your life
  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
    and you can bang her under the sacred tree!
  • 28th January 2010 by onan
    Disabled girls tend to not get out to do much hunting in the jungle on account of being disabled. "Why are they never ugly?" though, I'll give you that.
  • 20th January 2010 by LoveGoodbye32
    why i'll never back to love you too move GOODBYE !!!!!!!!!!
  • 18th January 2010 by nvidia2010
    And she will always be hot, in an exotic, native kind of way.
  • 17th January 2010 by lazy
    and amazingly enough never overweight, disabled or stupid.
  • 17th January 2010 by Uncle Boat
    ...and will speak your language.
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Posted, 18th December 2009
by Adam
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Aliens are a lot like Native Americans.
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  • 11th October 2013 by catmunch1
    They all could have gotten alien checks for the rest of their lives!
  • 18th June 2011 by Andershp
    Actually, when the army bombed the big tree and all the natives fled, why didn't they play: Run to the hills.
  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
    minus the casinos
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Posted, 18th December 2009
by Adam
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If you can find a big and colorful enough bird to ride, all your past sins will instantly be forgiven.
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  • 20th July 2014 by smartguy360
    to them it's like he went out and caught cthulhu
  • 29th June 2011 by Random
    On a planet that has the ability to rally its animals to save itself? Yes, I think that makes sense.
  • 28th January 2010 by onan
    As long as someone preemptively tells you that riding the red bird makes you Navi Jesus, then that's okay.
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Posted, 18th December 2009
by Adam
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When aliens shoot six foot long arrows at you, which travel at over 40 miles an hour, it's the neurotoxin that kills you, not the arrow.
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Posted, 24th December 2009
by kvn8907
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You do not plug your pony tail into your mate's during copulation. That would create implied sexualization of all of the times you plugged it into animals.
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  • 14th January 2010 by midievallady
    Agreed. so philosophical. Brilliant!
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Posted, 23rd December 2009
by brownox
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"The humans sent a dreamwalker to infiltrate our community and learn about us, let's teach him everything about us."
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  • 29th June 2011 by Random
    Well it's not like they knew that at the time.....
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Posted, 24th December 2009
by crosshairs
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The villain is always an evil military man or an evil businessman. In this case, they join forces.
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    Posted, 18th December 2009
    by Adam
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    The most suitable name you can give a resource you want , which is very hard to obtain and commands a high price is Unobtainium
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    • 28th July 2013 by Creamlord666
      Was once used in the movie "The Core" too. Looks like it isnt so difficult to obtain at all!
    • 26th July 2011 by kvn8907
      Hey, it could be Stupidnamium or Robertium!
    • 29th June 2011 by Random
      Yeah it's basically a science fiction meme. He didn't name it that because he couldn't come up with any better ideas.
    • 13th January 2010 by dandv
      Unobtainium is a reference to a fictional material. See the Wikipedia entry for it.
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    Posted, 22nd December 2009
    by uday
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    The first female you meet on a new planet will automatically be the one you fall in love with, that's just how it works.
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    • 29th June 2011 by Random
      Well let's see, he met Grace and Trudy and a few other females before her. They just weren't tall and blue.
    • 22nd January 2010 by nuknuk
      yeah, that's always what gets to me when i watch these movies, always the first person that you see.. It mmust be "kismet" then =)
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    Posted, 19th December 2009
    by tenshi
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    The hero is always the untrained, impulsive muscle-head, never the fully trained Ph.D.
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    • 11th October 2013 by catmunch1
      and Independence day!
    • 22nd January 2010 by nuknuk
      But, in the most widely known movies, that is in fact the point.. sadly
    • 14th January 2010 by midievallady
      I beg to differ! I bring to bear the case of District 9. ;)
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    Posted, 22nd December 2009
    by Kidoushuu
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    No matter how alien or savage the species, some human will find a way to have sex with it.
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      Posted, 4th January 2010
      by Oak
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      The most optimistic name to bestow upon a mysterious planet is "Pandora."
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        Posted, 18th December 2009
        by Adam
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        If the sacred seeds like you...you're in!
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          Posted, 18th December 2009
          by Adam
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          Always make sure the gas masks in your facility are accessible to the disabled.
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            Posted, 18th December 2009
            by Adam
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            There's no fat or sick natives in Pandora.
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            • 24th May 2010 by ZOOTSUTRA
              @onan And we can't have our aliens be anything less than perfect, right?
            • 17th May 2010 by ZOOTSUTRA
              Worse, there is the implication that the sick or weak members are simply "removed" from the population....
            • 28th January 2010 by onan
              Of course not, that might show an ugly side of the native population that might contribute to making the plot morally ambiguous.
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            Posted, 30th December 2009
            by Kamus
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            If you're the General of the army, and in charge, you will be stupidly hard to kill.
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            • 4th March 2010 by Rin
              Even if you are against a physically superior being. ;3
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            Posted, 21st December 2009
            by Manga Cheapskate
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            Slow motion attacks always foreshadow death.
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            • 4th March 2010 by Rin
              This one's true for all movies with action (and slow motion).
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            Posted, 18th December 2009
            by Adam
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            Learning an alien language is roughly the same as learning another human language.
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              Posted, 18th December 2009
              by Adam
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              If the banshee tries to kill you, it has chosen you.
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              • 11th April 2011 by ZOOTSUTRA
                So Harry is "Voldemort Makto?"
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              Posted, 19th December 2009
              by tenshi
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              Talking to your prey after you have fired an arrow into its heart makes it feel better dying in your arms.
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              • 24th May 2010 by ZOOTSUTRA
                Unless you're Colonel Quaritch.
              • 4th March 2010 by Rin
                It's just about respecting nature, I think.
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              Posted, 24th December 2009
              by crosshairs
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              Trees are the new web servers.
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              Posted, 18th December 2009
              by Adam
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              Despite the Earth being devoid of anything green in 2154, Sigourney Weaver (a scientist, mind you) will still smoke cigarettes regularly.
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              • 28th July 2013 by Creamlord666
                It's Pandora weed! Doesn't seem to have the same effect on humas?
              • 22nd January 2010 by nuknuk
                nice catch.. her smoking is even more impressive given the factr that they cant grow tobaccos anymore
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              Posted, 22nd December 2009
              by SonOfLiberty
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              If you've been studying an alien race for practically your whole life, there will always be a charismatic paraplegic to overshadow you and befriend the natives.
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                Posted, 22nd December 2009
                by James
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                No matter where you are in the universe, there's a human "chosen one" who will make things better.
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                • 28th July 2013 by Creamlord666
                  Yeah, it always ends up to have a white human doing morale lessions - but a human with morale is a paradoxon in itself. The Nav'i should have asked the Predetaors instead for help - at least they are experienced in genocide.
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                Posted, 27th December 2009
                by Adam
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                Arriving on a Turok is like driving up to the club in a Ferrari Enzo...You get mad street cred.
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                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                  by Amsterdam
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                  When you go rogue, you must take the time to warpaint your helicopter.
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                  • 15th November 2010 by Meushell
                    It could have been a sign to the Na'vi to not attack her helicopter. She probably figured her people would start shooting at her as soon as she started firing at them anyway.
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                  Posted, 30th December 2009
                  by KayDee
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                  If you are a beefy military general you can hold your breath for a looooong time.
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                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
                    by Brambles
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                    The Na'avi are extremely hard to kill, until you try to kill thousands of them.
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                      Posted, 23rd December 2009
                      by DeadComedian
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                      You can a light a match on fire in the middle of the jungle where there is no oxygen on the planet for humans to be able to breathe on.
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                      • 13th January 2010 by dandv
                        There might be not *enough* oxygen for humans. After all, humans have masks with filters, but no air cylinders, which suggests that there is oxygen in the atmosphere, but also some other gases or particulates that need to be filtered out.
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                      Posted, 30th December 2009
                      by jaden
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                      If you introduce yourself by your first and last name, the aliens will automatically assume it's one name. Always.
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                        Posted, 30th December 2009
                        by KayDee
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                        When running through the most dangerous planet in the universe, without any training or prior knowledge to what you're doing, touch all the plants on said planet. These will be harmless.
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                        • 23rd May 2010 by RequiemLestat
                          And eat the first fruit-shaped-like thing that's thrown in your face!
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                        Posted, 1st January 2010
                        by UsernameTed
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                        The government doesn't have any sort of regulations against the treatment of alien civilizations.
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                          Posted, 18th December 2009
                          by Adam
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                          Double agents will always join the other side, whether they're infiltrating the scientist treehuggers or the alien species.
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                            Posted, 18th December 2009
                            by Adam
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                            Blue chicks aren't just for Shatner anymore.
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                              Posted, 23rd December 2009
                              by brownox
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                              Every businessman is a sleezebag, almost everyone in the military are callous dirtbags, and every scientist is a caring, bleeding heart liberal.
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                              Posted, 24th December 2009
                              by kvn8907
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                              If you see a ferocious alien sneaking up behind your friend, only tell him to "run!" at the very last second.
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                                Posted, 18th December 2009
                                by Adam
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                                For a publicly traded company, bad press is always preferable to a bad quarter.
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                                  Posted, 18th December 2009
                                  by Adam
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                                  Getting into a tanning bed in the year 2154 might get you more than what you bargained for.
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                                    Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                    by Coltrain
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                                    Sigourney Weaver has it in all her contracts that she must appear in underwear. I'm not complaining - not yet.
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                                      Posted, 28th December 2009
                                      by DigitalMorgan
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                                      If a military force invades a distant planet, harms the natural ecosystems, and starts a war with the natives all over a few valuable rocks, they are American by default.
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                                      • 7th June 2010 by Hakkeboef68
                                        Well, of course they are?! They would be..
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                                      Posted, 29th December 2009
                                      by smile4me
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                                      If you need ongoing counseling for the dangerous and alien mental adventures you must take every day, don't expect help from a professional, video blogging should suffice fine.
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                                        Posted, 18th December 2009
                                        by Adam
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                                        A tree where some of your ancestors spirits are resigned to, psh! It is totally NOT awkward or wrong to have alien sex under it!
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                                          Posted, 29th December 2009
                                          by JinxSpaz
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                                          Telling people that 'you see them' is deep, meaningful and heartwarming, not stalker-ish at all.
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                                            Posted, 10th January 2010
                                            by vaccuum
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                                            Rocks float but there are waterfalls. It has to do with the low gravity and high helium content trapped in the rocks.
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                                            • 8th December 2011 by Kura
                                              the Floating Mountains are kept up by the Flux Vortex.. so yes magnetism, the rocks are made of some metallic substance and the magnetic fields that surround Pandora keep them afloat.
                                            • 2nd August 2010 by ryan corderman
                                              James Cameron has a really great dealer.
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                                            Posted, 19th December 2009
                                            by rednekroketsci
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                                            Despite being conceived in the mid-19th century, revolvers will still be carried as a sidearm in the year 2154.
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                                              Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                              by SonOfLiberty
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                                              Sacred seeds have a lot in common with jellyfish.
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                                                Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                by Coltrain
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                                                Instead of pulling the plug and asking the operator where his lost avatar is, a brilliant scientist fliess around looking at the woods with binoculars from a helicopter.
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                                                  Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                  by Pfft
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                                                  Long-distance guided missles and bombs will not exist in the future.
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                                                    Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                    by Pfft
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                                                    Stanford manufactures and sells a XXXXXXL tank top.
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                                                    • 18th January 2010 by nvidia2010
                                                      This is BRILLIANT! Ha!
                                                    • 17th January 2010 by miquonranger03
                                                      Darn you, I was going to say that! :)
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                                                    Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                    by Pfft
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                                                    It never rains on jungle planets.
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                                                    • 17th May 2010 by ZOOTSUTRA
                                                      I beg to differ. During one of Jake's video blogs in the scientist's shack, it is clearly raining outside.
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                                                    Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                    by sherlockhomeboy
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                                                    Taking Jake Sully's avatar into the forests full of beasties as the security guard without spending five minutes explaining to him what creatures lurked was a great idea.
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                                                      Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                      by truthseeker
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                                                      When a thanator shows up early in the movie, several hammerhead titanotheres scatter in fear. But by the end of the movie titanotheres are able to mow down and kill troups in AMP suits, while a thanator is easily defeated by one guy, the colonel, in an AMP suit.
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                                                      • 28th January 2010 by onan
                                                        Well yeah, it's Pandora-style Rock, Paper, Scissors.
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                                                      Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                      by evs
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                                                      Even a highly disciplined former marine must go absolutely crazy and disobey every order given him upon entering his new body.
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                                                        Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                        by Adam
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                                                        The steak is a lie.
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                                                        • 18th February 2010 by Sassy
                                                          Wait I don't get it?? Help lol
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                                                        Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                        by Adam
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                                                        Getting shot will ruin your whole day.
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                                                          Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                          by Adam
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                                                          One can use their keycard to help high value prisoners escape, communicate with the escapees while their are in hiding using the company's communication system, and still not be suspected of anything.
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                                                            Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                            by SonOfLiberty
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                                                            If your brother is a Phd, you are likely to be a jarhead.
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                                                              Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                              by crosshairs
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                                                              "Is this animal Na'vi connectable?"
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                                                                Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                by crosshairs
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                                                                Are all animals on Pandora like USB devices?
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                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                  by Manlo
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                                                                  Sigourney Weaver is the only na'avi with a human nose.
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                                                                  • 8th December 2011 by Kura
                                                                    oh wow she does lol
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                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                  by Amsterdam
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                                                                  The cliche "white man's guilt" script works even in space.
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                                                                    Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                    by Cramscam
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                                                                    Don't mess with the trees, Mother Nature will take you down with Hammerhead Rhinos.
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                                                                      Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                      by KayDee
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                                                                      Flux will incapacitate all manner of electronic devices, but human-to-avatar links work perfectly and seamlessly every time.
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                                                                        Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                                        by gk
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                                                                        Books that look just like those of today are still being printed in 2154.
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                                                                        • 7th July 2010 by blogger de niro
                                                                          hha
                                                                        • 17th May 2010 by ZOOTSUTRA
                                                                          And where do they get the wood pulp if there are no trees on Earth?
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                                                                        Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                                        by gk
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                                                                        Apparently the biggest predator on Pandora does not indeed expect an enemy to come from above.
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                                                                        • 16th May 2010 by ekedolphin
                                                                          As Jake pointed out, that's probably the security that comes from knowing you're on top of the food chain.
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                                                                        Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                        by Gavin
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                                                                        It doesn't matter how amazing your life is, nothing is so courageous, beatiful, romantic, sexy and cool as a ten foot tall dragon riding blue cat with breasts.
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                                                                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                          by reese5alive
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                                                                          Send in the foot soldiers, but leave the gigantic bulldozer on remote control.
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                                                                            Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                            by crosshairs
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                                                                            When the guys in suits say you'll get paid a lot, you should probably get suspicious.
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                                                                              Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                              by wolfgirl92
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                                                                              All military leaders drink out of a metal cup during combat.
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                                                                                Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                by DigitalMorgan
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                                                                                On Pandora, ordinary tree sap is as combustible as kerosene...
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                                                                                • 15th January 2010 by DDWinters
                                                                                  And worse, it is somehow automatically known to humans who didn't do their studies...
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                                                                                Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                by oleza
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                                                                                Never toss and turn while in an alien hammock.
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                                                                                • 13th August 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                  I wonder what happens when a Navi has to pee in the middle of the night.
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                                                                                Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                                by Adam
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                                                                                Extremely tight-ass military commanders won't require some of their men to shave their redneck mustaches or groom themselves.
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                                                                                • 11th April 2011 by ZOOTSUTRA
                                                                                  Those were miners, not soldiers. But still necessary to pain the human side as ignorant, gun-totin' goodoleboy trailer trash.
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                                                                                Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                                by Adam
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                                                                                The Meals on Wheels program will survive at least to the year 2154.
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                                                                                  Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                                  by Adam
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                                                                                  If a fully trained Ph.D. who's spent her whole life studying the planet and its life starts telling you that it's scientifically verifiable that all the life is interconnected, you should just accuse her of using drugs.
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                                                                                  • 17th August 2010 by SainaTsukino
                                                                                    actually, all that "life is interconnected" was a rip-off of a sci-fie short story.
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                                                                                  Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                  by kvn8907
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                                                                                  Everyone sees Jake as a moron.
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                                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                  by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                  Anything that hovers sounds like a Viet Nam era helicopter.
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                                                                                    Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                    by DigitalMorgan
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                                                                                    Even on other planets, eye protection for flights always makes you look cool.
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                                                                                      Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                      by DigitalMorgan
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                                                                                      Once you get intimate with the natives of a planet, you'll forget which side your own.
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                                                                                        Posted, 1st January 2010
                                                                                        by UsernameTed
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                                                                                        The Nav'i may grow to hate your guts, but they'll still carry your unconscious Avatars around when your plug gets pulled by your superiors.
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                                                                                          Posted, 8th March 2010
                                                                                          by ekedolphin
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                                                                                          By plugging your ponytail into some vines you can listen to your dead relatives.
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                                                                                            Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                            by WG
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                                                                                            Why should the Na'vi use their native jungle environment to their advantage when wave attacks work so well?
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                                                                                              Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                              by SonOfLiberty
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                                                                                              Taking samples is EVERYTHING.
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                                                                                                Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                by crosshairs
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                                                                                                Evidently, computer screens in the future will be mostly-transparent for some odd-ass reason and difficult to read.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                                  by DigitalMorgan
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                                                                                                  all the avatars need to be clothed unlike the natives cause they are humans after all?
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                                                                                                    Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                                                    by plastiqueusa
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                                                                                                    If John Smith had joined Pocahontas like Jack joined the Na'vi, America would be a very different place.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                                                      by KayDee
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                                                                                                      It's a great idea to connect the Main Command Station directly to the shuttle bay without so much as an air lock.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 4th January 2010
                                                                                                        by Oak
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                                                                                                        At least now we know where Luke's blue milk comes from.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 18th January 2010
                                                                                                        by nvidia2010
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                                                                                                        Plot > Logic. Period
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                                                                                                          Posted, 26th January 2010
                                                                                                          by DanniBoy
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                                                                                                          The daughter of the leader will be the hottest girl on the planet and the leader will let ONLY her and not any Na'vi bad-ass guy to teach the stranger (who can most probably be a spy from the enemy).
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                                                                                                            Posted, 5th February 2010
                                                                                                            by Sarang
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                                                                                                            It's okay to have sexual relations with another species so long as your mind is in a creature of that same species.
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                                                                                                            • 4th March 2010 by Rin
                                                                                                              Only half.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 19th December 2009
                                                                                                            by Adam
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                                                                                                            No matter how advanced military technology becomes, when you need to kick some alien ass in an inhospitable environment, a gun and a tee shirt is all you need!
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                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                                              by Orbital
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                                                                                                              All females have boobs. Smurfs are the exception. Blue or not.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                by crosshairs
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                                                                                                                Hair can grow naturally into braids.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                  by kvn8907
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                                                                                                                  If you are a scientist, you must always take samples.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                                                                    by valiumaddict
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                                                                                                                    It's better to have no healthcare at all, than healthcare that can only fix SOME people's legs.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                                                                      by Kamus
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                                                                                                                      When you get shot in the stomach, you say "crap," but when you get an injection from a needle you say "ouch."
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st January 2010
                                                                                                                        by KayDee
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                                                                                                                        When you're mining a rock that floats, don't bother getting it from the huge floating mountains full of the stuff, blow up the biggest tree you can find instead.
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                                                                                                                        • 11th April 2011 by ZOOTSUTRA
                                                                                                                          The Activist's Survival Guide lists an attempt to mine a floating mountain, which worked well until they took out too much unobtanium. Like a balloon leaking helium, the mountain could no longer float and it crashed, killing the mining crew.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                                                                                        by gk
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                                                                                                                        Despite travelling lightyears across the galaxy there will always be distinct parallels between humans and the aliens they come across.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                                                                          by Gavin
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                                                                                                                          Mecha can't win EVERY fight.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                                                                                            by Red
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                                                                                                                            Future robots will have built in ankle knives just in case!
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                                                                                                                            • 21st October 2010 by BlackHayate
                                                                                                                              Instead of maybe another gun..
                                                                                                                            • 11th February 2010 by Sassy
                                                                                                                              Lmao so true, I was like wait where did he get that from!
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th February 2010
                                                                                                                            by Ricky
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                                                                                                                            Even if you don't think it's paying attention, the sacred tree is in fact listening to you.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                                                                              by Adam
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                                                                                                                              You leave your avatar when you go to sleep but once back in your own body, you don't need to ever really go to sleep even though you talk about it.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                                                                by Coltrain
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                                                                                                                                The biggest mothership is always the last to get downed.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                  by crosshairs
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                                                                                                                                  The periodic table left out some things like Adamantium and stuff.....
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                                                                                                                                  • 21st October 2010 by BlackHayate
                                                                                                                                    Does not exist, cannot obtain it.
                                                                                                                                  • 1st April 2010 by UsernameTed
                                                                                                                                    The model of the periodic table was dsigned to have spaces open for future discoveries. Who knows, Onobtanium may fit into the periodic table, if it's an alkali metal, or a noble gas, or etc.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                  by crosshairs
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                                                                                                                                  Sigourney Weaver has it in all her contracts that she must appear in underwear. I'm not complaining - not yet.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                                                                                                    by DigitalMorgan
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                                                                                                                                    In the year 2152, strapping explosives together and dropping them out of planes is more devastating that low-yield tactical nukes.
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                                                                                                                                    • 28th January 2010 by onan
                                                                                                                                      In their defense, they were just trying to kill a tree, not trying to irradiate an area within walking distance of the place they expected to spend the next few months mining...
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                                                                                    by valiumaddict
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                                                                                                                                    The Na'vi have one sacred tree on their planet, where were all the other clans before the end battle? Do they not need the tree's powers?
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                                                                                                                                    • 17th May 2010 by ZOOTSUTRA
                                                                                                                                      And why did no one think to pray to the tree before Jake came along?
                                                                                                                                    • 22nd April 2010 by Chrissy
                                                                                                                                      I wondered this same thing...
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                                                                                    by truthseeker
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                                                                                                                                    To learn to become one with Eywa, loincloths are a necessity.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                                                                                      by Gavin
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                                                                                                                                      Techniques for fighting enemies who inhabit a jungle almost two hundred years before will not be applied to a jungle-wide planet.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                                                                                        by Gavin
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                                                                                                                                        On some planets, "betrothed" doesn't really mean anything...
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                                          by oleza
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                                                                                                                                          How is it that humans always make mistakes in a thirst for power that they always regret later?
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                                                                                                                                          • 16th May 2010 by ekedolphin
                                                                                                                                            We call it human nature.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 13th January 2010
                                                                                                                                          by Sen Katimi
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                                                                                                                                          Even the Na'vi don't like listening to their parents!
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                                                                                                            by Sharkboy
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                                                                                                                                            Hair is the new FireWire.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                                                                                                              by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                                                              Walking in the forest makes you feel as if you are in the "Billie Jean" video.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 19th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                by deadangst
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                                                                                                                                                The colonel may be evil, but he laughed at the 'Jarhead clan' comment, so at least he has a sense of humour.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st January 2010
                                                                                                                                                  by jimbob
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                                                                                                                                                  When you create a surrounding in "outer space" and generate enough special effects, you can resell the story of "Pocahontas" for billions of dolars
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                                                                                                                                                  • 5th May 2010 by cortex
                                                                                                                                                    So true in every relation and aspect. I saw no difference and do think its a poor excuse to rip off Pocahontas's story to make profit.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                                                                                                  by nuknuk
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                                                                                                                                                  You're in the future, you know enough of Na'vi biology to not only recreate their bodies but to create workable Na'vi/human hybrids yet a bio-weapon solution to your na'vi problem that would spare you resources and manpower completely escapes you.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 26th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                    by DanniBoy
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                                                                                                                                                    Giant robot suits are only effective against Aliens, not Na'vi.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st February 2010
                                                                                                                                                      by beatbox
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                                                                                                                                                      When you are on the way to the mission of your lifetime, you can shave a few minutes off by taking your morning cup of joe with you on the flight to the battle scene!
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th February 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by Mogipbob
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                                                                                                                                                        The real estate value of land below a suspended-in-air chunk of land will be low, especially if a waterfall is constantly raining on you!
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                                                                                                                                                        • 8th February 2010 by Adam
                                                                                                                                                          Sucks to be on the bottom.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th February 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by Mogipbob
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                                                                                                                                                        The Na'vi national basketball team will probably beat Earth's national basketball team!
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                                                                                                                                                        • 16th May 2010 by ekedolphin
                                                                                                                                                          In addition to the fact that the Na'vi are ten feet tall, how about that basketball hoop? It's got to be 15 feet high.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 9th February 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by Mogipbob
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                                                                                                                                                        The moral of this movie...change into an alien if you don't have a leg to stand on!
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 9th February 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by Mogipbob
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                                                                                                                                                        Who know smurfs would eventually evolve into giant people.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                                                                                                                                          by daveyboy189
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                                                                                                                                                          The best way to take on an advanced battle plane, twice your size, twice the armor and twice the fire power is head first, then when you run out of ammunition you stay in front of it, fly side to side hoping it misses you and wait to die. (Michelle Rodriguez (Trudy) in her helicopter losing to Stephen Lang (Colonel Miles) in his war ship at the end)
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                                                                                                                            by cortex
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                                                                                                                                                            Apparently, in the future it costs a lot of money to heal someone who's paraplegic, but there is money to go around for building a device that transfers your mind/soul into an Avatar...go figure.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                              by izzysirius
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                                                                                                                                                              Blue or not, Zoe Saldana is hot... and don't get me started on the tail...
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                                                Beating a technologically superior advanced force is fine. It totally won't result in them coming back later with more guys.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th October 2010
                                                                                                                                                                  by no
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                                                                                                                                                                  Military benefits won't even pay for a soldier's legs to get healed.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • 15th February 2010 by HermanoBluth
                                                                                                                                                                    Or Wal-Mart must own the military in the future
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 18th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                  by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                                  Despite millennia worth of evidence to the contrary, it is best to leave the governing of distant worlds up to privately owned corporations.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                    by SonOfLiberty
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                                                                                                                                                                    If you pray hard enough, Eywa will listen to you.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                    by CyborgCoralian
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                                                                                                                                                                    Pony tails have more uses than just simply keeping your hair out of your face.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                    by Coltrain
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                                                                                                                                                                    An appreciation of nature prevents you from cooking up a plate of the world's largest Buffalo wings.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                      by Coltrain
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                                                                                                                                                                      All bipedal sentient beings will invent the bow and the arrow, but only aliens will shoot them with fingers pointing outwards.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                        by crosshairs
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                                                                                                                                                                        It will do what you tell it to do if you think it out loud.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                          by crosshairs
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                                                                                                                                                                          WoW can step aside.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                            by crosshairs
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                                                                                                                                                                            Breaking the sensors of a bulldozer is a capital offense, and will land you in a maximum security prison.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                              by kvn8907
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                                                                                                                                                                              When humans venture out to explore other solar systems, they'll find that the closest star to our sun has earthlike planets around it. And that those planets will have rich, intelligent life. And something extremely valuable to humans. And on it, you'll be able to walk around on it wearing jeans and a tank top, just so long as you bring an oxygen mask.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                by kvn8907
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                                                                                                                                                                                If you want to sneak up on a Na'vi tribe, it's best to use a fleet of humongous tractors.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                  by bones
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                                                                                                                                                                                  When your species has four fingers, you just trust a bunch of five fingered people who want to learn EVERYTHING about you...
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                    by Finnegan
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                                                                                                                                                                                    On Pandora, everything is so eco-friendly and evolved that it only needs 10 species of animals.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • 28th January 2010 by onan
                                                                                                                                                                                      That's true on Earth too, the only animals I see around here are dogs, cats, and pigeons.
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 28th January 2010 by onan
                                                                                                                                                                                      That's true on Earth too, the only animals I see around here are dogs, cats, and pigeons.
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 28th January 2010 by onan
                                                                                                                                                                                      That's true on Earth too, the only animals I see around here are dogs, cats, and pigeons.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                    by valiumaddict
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Where did all the other avatars go?
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • 28th January 2010 by onan
                                                                                                                                                                                      Some of them stayed at the end, you can see at least one in Navi form wearing human clothes and wielding a gun to make sure the departing humans don't get out of line. If you mean where were they during the events in the movie, well, it's a pretty big planet, and they were a research team, not a summer camp (contrary to what you'd expect given the cabin on the military base... okay, you know what? Never mind, total summer camp.)
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                    by plastiqueusa
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                                                                                                                                                                                    A white american male must always save the poor natives from the destruction of their world.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                      by truthseeker
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                                                                                                                                                                                      EVERY plant glows in the dark.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                        by KayDee
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                                                                                                                                                                                        When deciding whether or not to kill your enemy, take the advice of the floating jellyfish of your ancestors.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                          by KayDee
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                                                                                                                                                                                          No one will notice that the Australian playing an American still sounds a lot like an Australian as long as he's the good guy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                            by KayDee
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                                                                                                                                                                                            On Pandora most of the species have six legs.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                              by UsernameTed
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                                                                                                                                                                                              In order to truly learn from an alien culture, your cup must be empty.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • 11th April 2011 by ZOOTSUTRA
                                                                                                                                                                                                That's why Quaritch couldn't understand the Na'vi culture. His cup was full of coffee.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                              by gk
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                                                                                                                                                                                              "Lag" and "server space" are not ever a factor when sending and receiving data on the order of Terabytes per second over WiFi.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • 18th January 2010 by nvidia2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                Ha! Zero ping on an alien planet over vast distances. Which probably meant they have the tech to obliterate the Na'vi at the flick of a switch.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                              by Oak
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                                                                                                                                                                                              First Roger Clemens and the "Boys of Summer" and now the Smurfs! Why oh why must all our heroes turn to steroids?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                by CowgirlJ
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Playing dramatic music whilst copulating among all your tribal ancestors and their mother constitutes as marriage.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                  by vaccuum
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Only tell someone to run from a monster that wants to chew on their vital organs as a midnight snack if they ask nicely.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                    by vaccuum
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    There is no more green on earth and Pandora is full of it, but people (humans) dont want to live there. Those damn oxygen masks are a big investment in the future!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Though they conceal nothing and thus have no practical function, knitted and crocheted tops are all the rage with the Na'vi ladies.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                        by DDWinters
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Even though you're very wary of a stranger coming into your world, trust your daughter's words about floating seeds without question and be sure to teach that suspicious stranger absolutely everything practical and sacred about your tribe. What could it hurt?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 15th January 2010 by DDWinters
                                                                                                                                                                                                          How was this posted twice? And I spelled 'you're' wrong. D'oh!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        The avatar body can just lie around on the planet for days and days while the human is awake, and nobody will ever touch it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 15th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          As the audience, we learn one Na'vi word, scoun, which means moron. Possibly the most useless thing to walk away from the film with.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • 28th January 2010 by onan
                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, I really wish they had taught us more useful words to know in a fictional language like "bathroom" and "water". What if I get lost? Name-calling won't help anyone.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 17th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's apparently very hard to come up with any answers to ruthless invaders other than "THIS IS OUR LAND!" since the dawn of history (of the film industry) and for ages to come.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                            by lazy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            When given bad news, tough-chick mercenary pilots will react with the bad-ass phrase...'freaking daisy cutters!'
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 21st January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                              by jimbob
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Just like in Iraq, Vietnam, and Afghanistan, if you can win one battle against a technologically superior force, they will admit defeat and leave immediately.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 1st February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                If you do not know how it works, just attach it to your hair.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  When Sigourney Weaver gets out of her Avatar link, she wants her cigarette, goddammit.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 15th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Why didn't they place subcutaneous tracking devices inside each of the Avatars? Then when Jake got separated from the group when he escaped the predator, they'd be able to find him almost instantly.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Turns out there is not that much music in Pandora.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        by BusterBah
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        When you are are a solider holding a big gun you must shout "get some"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 27th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        by Darkmolerman
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The logical explanation to every movie plot-hole that could ever be created is that a new metal known simply as "Unobtainium" can do anything, ever.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Key aspects of a bombing operation include: 1. Deploying ground troops in a hostile and claustrophobic jungle for no reason. 2. Using an incredibly slow, clunky, and vulnerable bomber that moves at half a mile per hour and has an open hangar bay. 3. Manually pushing the explosives out, like its 1914 all over again.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 21st June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The 20,000 Na'vi already amassed will undoubtedly overrun the perimeter, as traditional military rules of the defenders having an advantage does not apply to fortified compounds protected by an air fleet still at full strength and surrounded by a vast asphalt killing field.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 21st June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Cryo is like a 5th of tequila and getting your ass kicked... shit. Ol' Teddy Williams has got a surprise coming...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah - always impress the mother first. If the mom's happy, dad will follow. After that, it's easy street to get the daughter into the shadow of the sacred tree...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If these are the Smurfs... I don't want to see how freaking tall garmamel is
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 17th August 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    by SainaTsukino
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That long braided hair is the new unobtainium.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 26th September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pocahontas would have made a lot more money had it been in 3D. Or directed by James Cameron.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 21st October 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        by Danny
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If earth is in such bad shape, let's move to Pandora!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 28th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Unobtanium should be renamed DifficultButNotImpossibleToObtanium.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wheelchair technology will not advance much in the next few hundred years, but giant robots that soldiers can use to walk around will be amazing!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              When you need to bomb a military stronghold, NUKE THEM FROM ORBIT...it's the only way to be sure!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The addition of a tail makes it much easier to keep your loincloth on.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 23rd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you can't ride on land, you are born for flying on the back of an aerial beast.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Four legs good, no legs better.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      "Jake to JealousDude, sensors don't work here, only line of sight. Over."
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        by crosshairs
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        At last - a tree run planet with no gawd-damn Ewoks on it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 28th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Every culture should have an alien to non-alien mind transfer device. You never know when it could be handy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 31st December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Guns don't kill people, oversized Rhino beetles on an unexplained rampage kill people.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st January 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              by UsernameTed
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dances with wolves - big mean ass nasty wolves!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                In the year 2154 liberals will still be in charge, and George Bush's two consecutive terms will still be remembered, so every bad guy will be required to utilize the phrase "shock and awe" and will threaten to "terrorize the terrorists," when the terrorists are but a peaceful, indigenous life-form.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ceasing fire on the indigenous population's big damn tree against direct orders will have no consequences whatsoever. Furthermore, you will also retain full access to your fully equipped gunship just in case you decide to switch sides again.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 16th May 2010 by ekedolphin
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    She never fired to begin with, and no one apart from the guy she was in the chopper with seemed to even notice.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  When you see the messengers tied up and ready to be executed, it is safe to say that 'diplomacy has failed.'
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 27th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The fine print of the military code of conduct on alien planets states that there will be zero consequences for disobeying direct orders if said orders involve shooting a tree. Just make sure you don't accidentally break a camera while doing so, or else you will be put into a maximum security prison along with anyone who was within five yards of your unconscious physical body at the time.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 28th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Do not accept the woman who speaks your language, educates your children and understands your culture into your society. Instead, offer that honor to the lunkhead stumbling through the forest.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 29th June 2011 by Random
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You missed the point entirely. "It is hard to fill a cup which is already full." They accepted him because he had no idea what he was doing, and thus they could basically start from scratch. That's the whole point. And given their history, it makes sense.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 11th April 2011 by ZOOTSUTRA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This made me rage so hard.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Having Sex with a hot Navi Chick in ur dreams doesnt result in a wet dream
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A film director can reinforce the casual disdain with which military leaders view their pitiful enemies by simply having them pose in the cockpit with a cup of coffee while directing a major attack.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 25th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          When you're out of Jujubes, human eyes make a decent substitute.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 15th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Apparently there are no black people in the future
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Girls AND entire alien civilizations will always love you if you get a cool red car!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 21st June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Something big went down in Venezuela... that was some mean bush...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  In 200 years, golf and putter technology hasn't seemed to progress much... Funny, 'cause my R7 is already obsolete after 2 years.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    One idiot in the bush with a gun is enough for Augustine... with all the predators running around ready to take a bite outta those Avatars, you'd think she'd be a little more appreciative.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Nothing like an old school safety briefing to put your mind at ease...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        When the entire planet is fighting a war against the alien invaders, that cat-like predator will let you ride it like Seabiscuit into a major fight instead of just tearing out your gut and having a last supper.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That Pandora gravity will make you soft. On the flip side, it adds a good 100+ lbs to your bench press.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Don't try to shake hands with the chief...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Don't thank... don't thank for this... stupid jarhead.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Pandora has magical plants just like in Fern Gully.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 19th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    If the plants are like the internet and the big tree can SEE YOU, don't have sex under it and expect nobody to notice. They probably were all watching.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 17th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Just cause the Computers don't work they pack explosives on a skid and push it out of a plane?? 1. Bomb it from space 2. Use an Avatar to Kamikaze a FAST ship into it (why didn't the military have ANY Avatars with them?) 4. THEY ALREADY HAD HOME TREE, WHO CARES ABOUT A COUPLE HUNDRED NATIVES MILES AND MILES AWAY.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 28th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You think the head general would have made an Avatar for himself so he can do recon himself, its not like you can die!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, the RDA did attempt to create an Avatar of Quaritch right before he shipped out to Pandora. Three days later, the lab exploded from the concentrated awesome.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 28th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        In James Cameron's futures, companies tend to be outlandishly evil.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Since there are no restrooms on the giant tree, Na'vi poo should be falling everywhere!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th October 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When an alien looks at your face all it sees are two delicious, blinking jujubees.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 18th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              "Keeping the balance" means letting an alien species come in, destroy as much as possible, and steal your resources.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 18th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                How exactly did Grace teach the Na'vi English in the first place?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • 28th January 2010 by onan
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's a pretty good question. If we ever figure out the answer, we can go see if we can't apply it to finally communicating with the Native Americans. I bet they have a fascinating culture.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 19th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Saving a life is like ghosting a computer.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 23rd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Going to a 3D movie is like going to a Roy Orbison impersonators' convention.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 23rd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    When attempting to plunder resources from natives, use diplomatic solutions.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If one of the alien natives starts acting human, rather than checking to see if there are any human avatars in the field, you should just ignore it and keep driving.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 11th October 2013 by catmunch1
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        wasn't like they would actually kill the human anyway.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If you're a military commander tasked with wiping out a hostile population centre located in a treacherous environment covered in dense foliage and filled with giant tigers, it might be better to do it via orbital bombardment - or even just old school WWII style carpet bombing - than by sending in low flying helicopters and ground troops through the jungle where their equipment won't work.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If you add enough special effects, no one will notice your story ripped off a crappy Kevin Costner movie.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 28th January 2010 by onan
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Not true. See "Waterworld". It's a crappy Kevin Costner film with enough special effects, and EVERYONE noticed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 11th January 2010 by Freeman
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So Damn Righ!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Exactly how many movies did Cameron rip off? Let's see. "Dances with Wolves", "Jurassic Park", "Top Gun", "Braveheart", "Pocahontas", and "Waterworld" Did I miss any?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 17th May 2010 by ZOOTSUTRA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Freeman Princess Mononoke, and also Nausicaa while we're at it.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 17th January 2010 by lazy
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          the last rain forest
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 13th January 2010 by dandv
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          This is not phrased as a "thing I learned"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 11th January 2010 by Freeman
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Princess Konoko, or something like that. Uhmm... and Battle for Terra
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 30th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        When a thanator shows up early in the movie, several hammerhead titanotheres scatter in fear. But by the end of the movie titanotheres are able to mow down and kill troups in AMP suits, while a thanator is easily defeated by one guy, the colonel, in an AMP suit.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Watching a giant tree collapse is very traumatic to watch.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • 11th April 2011 by ZOOTSUTRA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If the tree's inhabitants were actual humans instead of CGI aliens, the movie definitely would have earned an "R" rating.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Blue aliens have feline qualities.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • 13th August 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Gotta make the cat lovers happy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          5 fingered Na'vi DNA mixed with 5 fingered Human DNA will result in a 4 fingered Avatar... ALWAYS!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • 8th May 2010 by Meushell
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The Na'vi had four fingers. The Avatars had five fingers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 10th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          While your out in the wilderness for the first time, you will somehow make the animals around you mad, or make them think your something to eat.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I learned that Smurfs aren't the only cool guys anymore.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 12th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's not weird or creepy that when you first go to Hometree for the girl's mother, whom you've just met, to stab you and lick your blood.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 13th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Tiny breasts are 100% attractive on a female if she is blue, has big eyes, and is five times taller than you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 18th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If some element is called “unobtainium”, why the hell would you even try to obtain it? Go look for something called “maybeobtainium” or “definitelyobtainium.” You might stay alive.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 19th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    When night time comes in Pandora, don't create a fire
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Arrows that were completely ineffective against military vehicles while they were bombing your tree will be devastatingly effective in the final battle.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 26th January 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Not to ruin your comment, but if you watched closely, they shoot the arrows while diving w/ their dragons toward their targets. Thus more velocity and power.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 26th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      When you disagree with your commanding officer on an alien planet, the best choice of action is to flee with the tiny box of breathable atmosphere and spend your days babysitting an unconscious Jane Goodall. Friends, family, and foresight are entirely overrated.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 28th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Idyllic, peaceful societies always manage to deliver a major ass-kicking.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 1st February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Having Sex with a hot Navi Chick in ur dreams doesnt result in a wet dream
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You never call a movie one name if there is going to be another movie of the same name. I tought it was about Ang and Katara...not blue people.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • 11th April 2011 by ZOOTSUTRA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And thanks to the Airbender TV show, James can't name the inevitable TV series spinoff "Avatar!" Ironic, isn't it?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • 13th August 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Actually, the reason Airbender wasn't titled "Avatar" was because James got to it first.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Na'vi are possible giant Smurf ancestors.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Amazingly aliens can move around in a loin cloth and bead top without showing any of their privates. Must be the tails.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Every discovery of a new awesome place will start out with a Pocahontas story.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't play with that, you'll go blind!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 25th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Turns out there is not that much music in Pandora.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Turns out there is not that much music in Pandora.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Freakin' Pandora dingo ate my baby!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Cat face and mouse ears? There's some weird genetics going on on Pandora...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The forests of Pandora at night look an awful lot like a wicked disco club I once went to. Love the blacklight...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Am I the only one that thought it wrong that Tsu'tey and Neytiri are brother and sister, but were still betrothed? Apparently, southern Alabama and Pandora share a lot of customs...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • 9th January 2011 by ToniG
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Could have done without the Alabama reference...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The Smurfs LIVE on Pandora!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                If you wanna create a crazy inventive alien creature give it an extra set of legs and paint it blue.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 25th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Being tall and thin with high cheekbones qualifies to be navi.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    They killed off Sigourney Weaver damn it!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 11th October 2013 by catmunch1
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      alien vs avatar
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    CGI isn't really as believable as James Cameron thinks.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If your home is around a big tree you should name it Hometree.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I learned it is impossible to dig for unobtainium.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Inter species sexual relations, despite being mediated by a device, is just plain gross! You are one sick man Mr.Cameron.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The writer(s) were creative enough to come up with an alien language but named the unobtainable rock 'unobtanium'.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 13th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              In the future, all monitors are transparent holographic displays, but the technology for desktop webcams has not improved at all.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th October 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When you want to gather a rare and valuable mineral from a distant world, only bring scientists and mercs for that task...not miners or construction workers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 28th September 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you ended up in a wheelchair and your twin brother died, just burn him instead of asking nicely to the doc "Can I have his legs?"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 28th September 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pandora was stuck in the matrix, with the Na'vi neo avatar plugged in to save them!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th October 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The Avatars should have been named Neo, Trinity, and Morpheus.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th October 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If your the military leader and you can ask Jake everything you want for 3 months , like what weapons do they use, etc ... you will look surprised when they shoot arrows at your metal ship when you arrive , also in those weeks of time , you will not come up with a strategy to attack them , where arrows can't kill your troops . A tank , which na'vi's could NEVER destroy EVER , will not be used here .
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          All you need for your film to be hailed as the best in history is different (not good) CGI. No need for an original, strongly-written plot or interesting, three-dimensional characters.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 23rd August 2015
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