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Super Mario Brothers

Super Mario Brothers
This list was started on 4th February 2012 by john2012
There are 27 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 3rd December 2012

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When you have actors the quality of Dennis Hopper and Bob Hoskins maybe you should write them a script worthy of their talent.
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  • 12th February 2012 by agentdc7
    Both of them said this was the worst thing they ever did.
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Posted, 4th February 2012
by john2012
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Don't end a movie on a cliff hanger if you cant make a sequel.
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    Posted, 4th February 2012
    by john2012
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    Yoshi is too small to ride on.
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      Posted, 21st March 2012
      by Max
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      Maybe the producer, director and writers should have actually played Super Mario Brothers before making the movie.
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      • 12th February 2012 by agentdc7
        From what I read, I heard the directors spent the whole time fighting with everyone else, including extras.
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      Posted, 4th February 2012
      by john2012
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      Sorry Mario, a good movie is in another script.
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      • 12th February 2012 by agentdc7
        Oh man! That was a good one!
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      Posted, 4th February 2012
      by john2012
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      You start at Super Mario Bros movie with a Super Mario Bros theme, then you completely forget about it for the rest of the film.
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        Posted, 12th February 2012
        by agentdc7
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        After killing the evil tyrant King Koopa, everyone will be happy and a good person instantly.
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          Posted, 12th February 2012
          by agentdc7
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          In the words of Bob Hoskins, this movie "was a f*ckin' nightmare!"
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            Posted, 12th February 2012
            by agentdc7
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            If your son's last name is Mario, the best first name to give him is also Mario.
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              Posted, 22nd March 2012
              by Adam
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              This movie is perfect for Jon Leguizamo's talent.
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                Posted, 4th February 2012
                by john2012
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                Movies make bad video games. Video Games make bad movies. Super Mario Brothers, Doom, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat Annilation, Final Fantasy, Resident Evil....
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                • 20th February 2012 by bourbonphantom
                  No love for Silent Hill?
                • 19th February 2012 by agentdc7
                  Max Payne, anything by Uwe Boll, Wing Commander...
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                Posted, 4th February 2012
                by john2012
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                Bob-ombs wear Reeboks.
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                • 14th July 2013 by agentdc7
                  Wow, for the longest time, I wrote Nike even though I just found out that were Reebok instead.
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                Posted, 12th February 2012
                by agentdc7
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                When Mario is sneaking into a prison room and wants you to be quiet when you see him, just scream "HI MARIO!!!!!!!!"
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                  Posted, 12th February 2012
                  by agentdc7
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                  There used to be Dodgers in Brooklyn.
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                    Posted, 19th March 2012
                    by Max
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                    Everyones got tap water.
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                      Posted, 21st March 2012
                      by Max
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                      Sea turtles can navigate through thousands of miles on pure instinct.
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                        Posted, 21st March 2012
                        by Max
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                        Bob Hoskins, this is beneath you. Dennis Hopper, this is beneath you. Jon Leguizamo, this is above you.
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                          Posted, 2nd April 2012
                          by Max
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                          When making a movie based on a video game maybe you should make it look like the video game.
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                          • 12th February 2012 by agentdc7
                            One of the worst video game movies ever made. I was hoping someone would do a SMB list. I was also glad the first comment I read was something like this.
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                          Posted, 4th February 2012
                          by john2012
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                          Still waiting for a Zelda movie where Link does not go after his girl friend.
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                            Posted, 4th February 2012
                            by john2012
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                            Should have used the guys from the Mario Brothers TV Show.
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                              Posted, 4th February 2012
                              by john2012
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                              When you fall down an elevator shaft, you will be teleported to the ceiling and suspend from fungi in an instant.
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                                Posted, 12th February 2012
                                by agentdc7
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                                Mammals are disgusting to handle but make great pizza toppings.
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                                  Posted, 14th February 2012
                                  by NateSean
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                                  Sitting on your butt playing video games means you can easily hack computers in other dimensions.
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                                    Posted, 21st March 2012
                                    by Max
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                                    Luigi sure knows his mushrooms.
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                                      Posted, 21st March 2012
                                      by Max
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                                      The designers for the goombas went out of their way to make sure they look nothing like they did in the video game.
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                                        Posted, 2nd April 2012
                                        by Max
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                                        Bob Hoskins did not know this was based on a video game.
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                                          Posted, 2nd April 2012
                                          by Max
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                                          Where are the coins?
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                                            Posted, 3rd December 2012
                                            by Dazs
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