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John Carter

John Carter
This list was started on 26th March 2012 by NateSean
There are 19 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 1st December 2014

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White boyz can jump.
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    Posted, 2nd April 2012
    by Max
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    John Carter was actually Edgar Rice Burrough's uncle.
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      Posted, 26th March 2012
      by NateSean
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      After nearly escaping from custody three or four times, it won't occur to a trained Union soldier that his prisoner is goading him by peeing outside the cell.
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        Posted, 26th March 2012
        by NateSean
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        Drinking the water of Mars will give you the ability to understand Mars languages.
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          Posted, 26th March 2012
          by NateSean
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          Some Mars aliens look like...well, aliens while others look like humans from Earth except their blood is blue!
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          • 18th March 2013 by Max
            Human blood is blue inside .
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          Posted, 3rd January 2013
          by TiffYG2133
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          Shapeshifters can turn into anyone except your lawyer, doctor or nephew.
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            Posted, 14th April 2014
            by RumeursRTru
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            All worlds eventually fall. It just helps to have a semi-omniprescent species managing it.
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              Posted, 26th March 2012
              by NateSean
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              On Mars, ordinary Earth people will have superhuman jumping abilities.
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                Posted, 26th March 2012
                by NateSean
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                It was absolutely John Carter's fault that his wife and child burned to death in their log cabin. It wasn't, you know, his wife's fault for being so careless to begin with.
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                  Posted, 26th March 2012
                  by NateSean
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                  Always jump at the opportunity to fight a savage tribe of Tharks as it will redeem your alleged shortcoming of not saving your family from a burning cabin.
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                    Posted, 26th March 2012
                    by NateSean
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                    All that matters in the end is that you take up a cause.
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                      Posted, 26th March 2012
                      by NateSean
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                      Another Successful late winter release by Disney. Just like Mars Needs Moms.
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                        Posted, 2nd April 2012
                        by john2012
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                        If you introduce yourself to a person who speaks another language, don't mention your hometown or home state.
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                          Posted, 19th April 2012
                          by DoubleUK
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                          If you find yourself on Mars, the lower gravity will allow you to leap great bounds. You'll also be stronger because the density will also be weaker. Now what leap of science is keeping you from freezing your balls off?
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                            Posted, 26th April 2012
                            by NateSean
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                            If you watch the movie in reverse, the studio gets all it's money back and will stop making bad decisions.
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                              Posted, 26th May 2012
                              by Nreid276
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                              You can breathe on Mars!
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                                Posted, 9th July 2012
                                by catmunch
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                                While you can kill local talking bugs with a single punch, you will refrain out of your way from taking out the two most annoying of them; the ones that drive you and everyone else crazy.
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                                  Posted, 1st December 2014
                                  by IndigoBalls
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                                  Noone can really understand how ships on Mars fly. They just do.
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                                    Posted, 1st December 2014
                                    by IndigoBalls
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                                    Barsum blondes do not exist.
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                                      Posted, 1st December 2014
                                      by IndigoBalls
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