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King Kong (2005)

King Kong (2005)
This list was started on 27th March 2012 by qwkslvr
There are 29 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 5th August 2014

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Apparently the power of love is so strong it compels a man with little or no relationship with a woman to go through hell's half-acre to get her back.
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    Posted, 9th April 2012
    by UsernameTed
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    A rickety old boat is good enough to carry a 1000 ton animal.
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      Posted, 27th March 2012
      by qwkslvr
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      If you are a pilot trying to shoot a giant gorilla, be sure to fly within the reach of his claws.
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        Posted, 6th April 2012
        by pocketg99
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        It's never good idea to use flash bulbs when the King is around.
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          Posted, 27th March 2012
          by qwkslvr
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          It's a good idea to chain up a 30 foot gorilla in the middle of New York City. What can really go wrong?
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            Posted, 27th March 2012
            by qwkslvr
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            When you're running with a dinosaur stampede, the dinosaurs will conveniently step around you. You might not even notice the dinosaurs either cause they're post production CGI.
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              Posted, 2nd April 2012
              by agentdc7
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              Native children don't like chocolate.
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                Posted, 3rd April 2012
                by agentdc7
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                Yanking a woman tied to a post will not snap her arms off.
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                  Posted, 3rd April 2012
                  by agentdc7
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                  All giant animals want to eat tiny humans more than anything.
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                    Posted, 3rd April 2012
                    by agentdc7
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                    Chrome steel is like super strong...
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                      Posted, 3rd April 2012
                      by agentdc7
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                      When you chain up a giant, dangerous gorilla for a show be sure to have no extra security just in case it gets loose.
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                        Posted, 6th April 2012
                        by agentdc7
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                        It was not the planes that killed the beast; it was the beauty.
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                          Posted, 27th March 2012
                          by qwkslvr
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                          King Kong eats T-Rex for breakfast.
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                            Posted, 27th March 2012
                            by qwkslvr
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                            Kong's got a thing for white chicks.
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                              Posted, 2nd April 2012
                              by Max
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                              A giant wall will keep the monsters away, but it won't stop Kong from leaping right into the cheap wooden door.
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                                Posted, 2nd April 2012
                                by agentdc7
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                                Gollum is a chef.
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                                  Posted, 3rd April 2012
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  There's only one creature capable of leaving a ginormous foot print. The abominable snow man.
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                                    Posted, 3rd April 2012
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Ann Darrow is immune to nausea.
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                                      Posted, 3rd April 2012
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Because your guns have done so much for you, and got you this far, why don't you just lug them around some more.
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                                        Posted, 9th April 2012
                                        by UsernameTed
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                                        Chocolate means war.
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                                          Posted, 27th September 2012
                                          by FilmSavvy
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                                          The nice black guy will always die.
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                                            Posted, 2nd December 2012
                                            by Arielle139
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                                            judging by how small an average gorilla's penis is king kong could successfully bone that chick if she got on top
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                                              Posted, 3rd August 2014
                                              by smartguy360
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                                              King Kong can skate on a frozen lake.
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                                                Posted, 27th March 2012
                                                by qwkslvr
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                                                King Kong is surprisingly easy to handle, especially if you are a hot chick.
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                                                  Posted, 27th March 2012
                                                  by qwkslvr
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                                                  The tribals did manage some cool-looking and elaborate setups.
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                                                    Posted, 27th March 2012
                                                    by qwkslvr
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                                                    Really nasty bugs live in the trenches.
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                                                      Posted, 2nd April 2012
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      A Tyranosaurus-Rex will be cheeky and coy, standing on it's tiptoes to get a look at you before it eats your face.
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                                                        Posted, 9th April 2012
                                                        by UsernameTed
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                                                        King Kong does NOT like cartwheels.
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                                                          Posted, 8th June 2013
                                                          by SPCAndyJ
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                                                          The actor for King Kong was clearly Fifty Cent, judging from facial similarities.
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                                                            Posted, 5th August 2014
                                                            by nee
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