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The Avengers

The Avengers
This list was started on 29th April 2012 by Dora11740
There are 135 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 10th February 2015

The Things I Learned . . .

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Gamma radiation turned Edward Norton into Mark Ruffalo.
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  • 13th November 2012 by RoC77
    Gamma is one hell of a radiation!
  • 10th May 2012 by Alaurien
    also eric bana turned into edward norton....and as a final result it comes...as you said...mark ruffalo
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Posted, 29th April 2012
by Dora11740
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Spider man apparently does take time off; all hell breaks out in his backyard and he's nowhere to be seen.
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  • 9th May 2012 by agentdc7
    Yeah, he unfortunately had to stay inside his apartment cause Sony told him to.
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Posted, 5th May 2012
by Bombay Sapphire
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If you survive a beating from the Hulk, you DESERVE a drink.
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    Posted, 4th May 2012
    by AshBlaze
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    Agent Coulson's first name is Phil. Not Agent.
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      Posted, 5th May 2012
      by agentdc7
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      If you jump into the sky full of speeding alien bikes, chances are you can catch one if you hold your hands out. And it won't tear your limbs off either.
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        Posted, 5th May 2012
        by agentdc7
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        Agent Coulson's Captain America trading cards got all bloody even though they were locked inside a locker. Nick Fury probably took them out after his death, went to Coulson's dead body and scoured them to it until they got all wet by his blood. From a certain point of view that is pretty disgusting.
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        • 20th February 2015 by PurpleTabby
          OR, Director Fury put FAKE blood on it!
        • 23rd July 2014 by smartguy360
          they needed the push
        • 7th June 2012 by kvn8907
          You will find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
        • 5th May 2012 by agentdc7
          Yeah... good catch
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        Posted, 29th April 2012
        by Dora11740
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        If the gamma monster, super soldier, tech-genius, God of Thunder, and explosive-arrow-wielding-master archer all fail against the otherworldly army, at least we got Black Widow and her trusty glock to back us up!
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        • 7th June 2012 by kvn8907
          I was thinking the same thing. She could at least get an assault rifle or sniper rifle or something. At least she picked up an alien energy weapon after a few minutes.
        • 5th May 2012 by agentdc7
          That's all I ever think about when they circle around all of them.
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        Posted, 4th May 2012
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        Hulk has Impossibly stretchy pants, but the shirt is always the first one to be torn.
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          Posted, 4th May 2012
          by qwkslvr
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          A mind controlled Hawkeye prefers to shoot at your bullet proof vest rather than your face.
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          • 4th August 2013 by Creamlord666
            Someone already tried to pull that stunt on Nick Fury and obviously didn't live to tell - In other words "No one f#cks with Samuel L. Jackson!"
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          Posted, 5th May 2012
          by agentdc7
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          When it looks like the end of the world, it's usually in Manhattan.
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            Posted, 4th May 2012
            by Movie Genius
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            Steve Rogers doesn't need a stronger punching bag. He just needs more of them.
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            • 2nd August 2014 by Krwzprtt
              So Captain America < Bruce Lee
            • 2nd August 2014 by Krwzprtt
              Bruce Lee needed stronger punching bags
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            Posted, 5th May 2012
            by agentdc7
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            Putting on the Iron Man suit takes a variable amount of time. Sometimes it takes really long for the dramatic effect, and sometimes it's really fast when Stark's ass is on line.
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            • 30th July 2012 by Movie Genius
              Somehow it feels the suit has a brain of its own. Stark was so intelligent, he managed to build a suit with its own brain.
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            Posted, 9th May 2012
            by qwkslvr
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            Even Iron Man knows who Legolas is.
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            • 7th June 2012 by agentdc7
              For the longest time, I thought he said "lip gloss" and I was wondering why everyone laughed around me. This makes more sense now.
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            Posted, 12th May 2012
            by Sweet dee
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            Even after meeting Tony Stark twice, getting gamma poisoning from drinking a soda, wrecking his truck towing an inmovable hammer, and almost meeting a super soldier 70 years ago, Stan Lee finds the idea of superheroes in New York ridiculous.
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              Posted, 30th May 2012
              by agentdc7
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              Black Widow can outwit the god of deception.
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                Posted, 31st May 2012
                by FilmSavvy
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                You can communicate with your entire team instantly - even the people who came to help you last minute - without an earpiece of any kind.
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                • 24th June 2015 by scannerhead
                  super hero telepathy in action !
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                Posted, 5th October 2012
                by Keely
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                You promise your girlfriend you would come back for her. Then you get into a situation where it's impossible to get in contact with her. Then miraculously you can return to her realm, but you won't even attempt to meet her. In other words, Thor must have totally missed Jane --- out of his calculations.
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                • 23rd August 2012 by eddytheking
                  Was thinking about this....but then again...MWdeNio has a good explanation.
                • 1st July 2012 by Dora11740
                  It's not that I could not recall that scene; I just still thought that it was rather weird of Thor not even trying to contact her. (mostly after that highly sensitive goodbye of theirs in the movie Thor - otherwise it would have been fine)
                • 27th June 2012 by MWDeNio
                  They addressed this in the movie. They moved her to safety at some conference. I presume Thor tried to get in touch after the movie events.
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                Posted, 29th April 2012
                by Dora11740
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                Harry Dean Stanton has seen a lot of crazy things in his life, so a naked Hulk crashing to the ground doesn't even faze him.
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                Posted, 4th May 2012
                by AshBlaze
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                Tony Stark never gets dizzy.
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                  Posted, 5th May 2012
                  by agentdc7
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                  If you're going to mind control a scientist, random SHIELD agent, and Hawkeye to do your bidding, don't bother mind controlling the director of SHIELD to help your evil plot. Give him a bullet and assume he's not wearing armor.
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                    Posted, 5th May 2012
                    by agentdc7
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                    When you tie someone to a chair, don't bother tying their legs.
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                      Posted, 5th May 2012
                      by agentdc7
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                      When arguing about your brother, remember to say he's adopted.
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                        Posted, 6th May 2012
                        by Kikia
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                        A giant flying armored alien whale coming straight at you is in no way a "party."
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                          Posted, 10th May 2012
                          by AshBlaze
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                          When someone kidnaps key people from your super secret organization, dont bother to change passwords, block their access or even move your super flying fortress.
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                            Posted, 14th May 2012
                            by Aleric
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                            It's easier to break out of a super-prison while it's falling from the sky than it is while it's sitting in place.
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                              Posted, 20th May 2012
                              by Adam
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                              If CPR doesn't work, let Hulk scream at you to wake you up.
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                                Posted, 30th May 2012
                                by agentdc7
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                                Samuel L Jackson's contract clearly states that he must have some sort of outburst in every movie he is in.
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                                  Posted, 4th June 2012
                                  by FilmSavvy
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                                  One day Hulk almost kills one of his comrades just because, but the following day he's pretty cooperative and acts like a natural team-player.
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                                  • 4th August 2012 by agentdc7
                                    I guess it's fair to say his first transformation was involuntarily triggered by shell shock.
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                                  Posted, 29th April 2012
                                  by Dora11740
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                                  The Hulk isn't trying to hear any of your monologuing; he'll just deal you a good and thorough thrashing instead.
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                                    Posted, 4th May 2012
                                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                    When Mark Ruffalo tries to eat a bullet, the other guy spits it out.
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                                      Posted, 4th May 2012
                                      by AshBlaze
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                                      Hulk doesn't want to share the spotlight with Thor.
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                                        Posted, 5th May 2012
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        If you can catch an arrow, good for you. Too bad it's probably a trick arrow.
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                                          Posted, 5th May 2012
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          Although he seems mild-mannered Bruce Banner is always angry.
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                                            Posted, 5th May 2012
                                            by Bombay Sapphire
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                                            Loki is a god, you dull creature. He will not be bullied by-------nevermind.
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                                              Posted, 6th May 2012
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Iron Man always has a plan of attack - attack.
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                                                Posted, 9th May 2012
                                                by roxii
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                                                If a potentially big alien war is coming and you need a new uniform for the captain, base your design off of a USO show rather than a WWII outfit cause that makes more sense.
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                                                • 16th May 2012 by agentdc7
                                                  Yeah, this is probably the one thing that really bothers me out of the whole film.
                                                • 15th May 2012 by howler
                                                  Agreed. I certainly liked his look from the Captain America film better.
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                                                Posted, 13th May 2012
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                If you're around a guy named 'Hawkeye' always make as many bird puns as possible.
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                                                  Posted, 20th May 2012
                                                  by Adam
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                                                  Kids, in the summer of 2012, your Aunt Robin took an internship at S.H.I.E.L.D.
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                                                  Posted, 31st May 2012
                                                  by FilmSavvy
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                                                  You won't break every bone in your body while falling at terminal velocity as long as the Hulk catches you.
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                                                  • 2nd October 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                    Indeed, particularly when the Hulk is not known for his gentle touch.
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                                                  Posted, 2nd October 2012
                                                  by JohnJL3
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                                                  The fall off of Stark's building gives you enough time to put on your Iron Man suit before you hit the ground.
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                                                  • 15th June 2012 by Movie Genius
                                                    It would've been worse if he wasn't a billionaire then. They seem to have quite the advantage.
                                                  • 15th May 2012 by ekedolphin
                                                    But just barely. Good thing the tower's so high.
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                                                  Posted, 4th May 2012
                                                  by Movie Genius
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                                                  Always believe the guy in a tight blue suit holding a shield.
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                                                    Posted, 4th May 2012
                                                    by Movie Genius
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                                                    The Avengers themselves always survive because they're in the film's title.
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                                                      Posted, 4th May 2012
                                                      by Movie Genius
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                                                      When a nuclear missile is shot at you, use it to your advantage.
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                                                        Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                        by AshBlaze
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                                                        After all is said and done, go get something to eat.
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                                                          Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Thor falls for the same Loki trick twice.
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                                                            Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            Loki is a puny god.
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                                                            • 23rd August 2012 by eddytheking
                                                              haha..best scene of the movie...priceless
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                                                            Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            Alien carrier ships will gladly open their mouth if you want to play Jonah.
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                                                              Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              Long hair can be used as a whip.
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                                                              • 27th June 2012 by agentdc7
                                                                Black Widow fighting off her interrogators while tied to a chair. It's when she does a backwards head butt.
                                                              • 27th June 2012 by MWDeNio
                                                                I saw the movie again last night and still missed it. Where was that?
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                                                              Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              Even after a huge chaotic battle, Shawarma Restaurants will still be open afterwards.
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                                                                Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                If you play Galaga in a SHIELD control room with the sound on, only Tony Stark will notice you.
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                                                                  Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  The Mark VII suit was going to have spinning rims.
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                                                                    Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    Next time you decide to call on the Avengers, you may just want to try shooting a nuke into the wormhole where all the bad guys are coming out of first. Might be worth a shot.
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                                                                      Posted, 6th May 2012
                                                                      by dionysios
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                                                                      Tony Stark without his big powerful suit is just a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
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                                                                        Posted, 13th May 2012
                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                        Thor laughs at Tony's self-description as a 'genius billionaire playboy philanthropist', but has NO IDEA what 'the government's dancing monkey' means.
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                                                                          Posted, 18th May 2012
                                                                          by RedZorua
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                                                                          Negotiating with a boot never ends well.
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                                                                            Posted, 20th May 2012
                                                                            by Adam
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                                                                            Tony Stark has an app for that.
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                                                                              Posted, 20th May 2012
                                                                              by Adam
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                                                                              The Hulk can wake up the dead.
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                                                                                Posted, 31st May 2012
                                                                                by Max
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                                                                                If hulk, a god, Super soldier and a genius billionaire can't save your ass, you can count on the chick with a handgun to help you out.
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                                                                                • 3rd June 2012 by agentdc7
                                                                                  Umm, someone already wrote that...
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                                                                                Posted, 3rd June 2012
                                                                                by qwkslvr
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                                                                                Only Captain America will notice it is suspicious that Loki allowed himself to get captured and did not bother to simply walk away when Ironman was distracting Thor.
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                                                                                  Posted, 9th June 2012
                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                  I love how Stan Lee is still appearing in these movies as a senile old dude.
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                                                                                    Posted, 26th June 2012
                                                                                    by markeata
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                                                                                    Jane Foster's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe has officially been downgraded to the status of (what seems eerily like) a Facebook profile picture.
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                                                                                    • 2nd January 2013 by PitchJackLoki1531
                                                                                      I mean yeah, I kind of thought it was stupid but she'll be back in Thor: The Dark World, where, from the spoilers, she'll have another major role to play
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                                                                                    Posted, 22nd July 2012
                                                                                    by Keely
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                                                                                    Nick Fury isn't above pulling some weird shit involving bloody corpses and their trading cards to motivate The Avengers to assemble.
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                                                                                    • 23rd August 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                                                      Shady indeed. He should have just said that Loki was hiding weapons of mass destruction.
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                                                                                    Posted, 22nd August 2012
                                                                                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                    If you ever need an idea for repelling an alien attack, just watch old movies on the subject...like Independence Day.
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                                                                                      Posted, 2nd October 2012
                                                                                      by JohnJL3
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                                                                                      All super heroes have magical ear pieces to talk to one another. They cannot be seen or even described that they put them on.
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                                                                                        Posted, 3rd December 2012
                                                                                        by Dazs
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                                                                                        It took a banishment for Thor to learn how to tolerate and work with Midgardians, learn how to stay calm in most situations and appreciate simple things, but as soon as he is allowed to return to Asgard he becomes just as stubborn and aggressive as he was before his banishment.
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                                                                                        • 5th May 2012 by agentdc7
                                                                                          A lot like Stark in Iron Man 2.
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                                                                                        Posted, 29th April 2012
                                                                                        by Dora11740
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                                                                                        An army of shapeshifting alien species is easier to defeat than Nazis. It also takes a way shorter period of time.
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                                                                                        • 5th May 2012 by agentdc7
                                                                                          Well, if you have 1 Avenger and then 6 the next time...
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                                                                                        Posted, 29th April 2012
                                                                                        by Dora11740
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                                                                                        Howls of the Hulk bring people back to life. It's lucky that the enemy was sort of immortal so he couldn't take advantage at least of that.
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                                                                                        • 4th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                          That scene would have been definately awesome if someone REALLY kissed Tony...muhahaha!
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                                                                                        Posted, 29th April 2012
                                                                                        by Dora11740
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                                                                                        One of the cool guys always has to die.
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                                                                                          Posted, 4th May 2012
                                                                                          by Movie Genius
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                                                                                          Arc reactors have one of those advantages where you are unable to be mind controlled by a villainous god.
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                                                                                            Posted, 4th May 2012
                                                                                            by Movie Genius
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                                                                                            Some people still haven't learned that bullets DO NOT WORK ON THE HULK.
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                                                                                              Posted, 4th May 2012
                                                                                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                              Jarvis always makes sure to cue up AC/DC when he knows Tony is about to make an entrance.
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                                                                                                Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                by AshBlaze
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                                                                                                Jeremy Renner doesn't need to see that he's kicking ass. He just knows it.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                  by AshBlaze
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                                                                                                  Don't make Banner angry. You wouldn't like him what he's angry. But he's always angry. And I like him!
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                                                                                                    Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                    Thanos is watching you leave the theater.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                      Stan Lee plays chess in Central Park.
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                                                                                                      • 15th May 2012 by howler
                                                                                                        And after all his cameos, still doesn't believe in superheros in NYC
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                                                                                                      Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                      Agent Coulson was a Captain America fanboy.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                        Acuras are everywhere.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                                          RIP Agent Coulson.
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                                                                                                          • 24th July 2014 by agentdc7
                                                                                                            Well, he was dead when this movie came out. I'm not gonna change a learning because a newer show/movie tells a newer story.
                                                                                                          • 23rd July 2014 by smartguy360
                                                                                                            he didn't die see agents of shield
                                                                                                          • 15th May 2012 by howler
                                                                                                            Not really an emotional movie, but that scene was hard to swallow. It hurt a little.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                                          Steve doesn't know computers. All he sees is stuff with electricity in it.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                                            Bad guys will not fire at you until all your planning is done. And when Hulk leaps at you.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                              Somebody left a movie camera in a New York taxi.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                "Red" in your file is NOT good.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                                  by Bombay Sapphire
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                                                                                                                  If Loki ever gets out Tony Stark can make a fortune selling little arc-reactor necklaces as they are all it takes to keep him from controlling your mind.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                                    by Bombay Sapphire
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                                                                                                                    The Hulk does not like Gods.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 6th May 2012
                                                                                                                      by Kikia
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                                                                                                                      Always judge a god by how well he dresses.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th May 2012
                                                                                                                        by Adam
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                                                                                                                        Even in a modern/futuristic setting people still play Galaga.
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                                                                                                                        • 20th May 2012 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                          Probably should have been Angry Birds or something.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th May 2012
                                                                                                                        by Adam
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                                                                                                                        "Kneel Before Loki!" doesn't sound as cool as "Kneel Before Zod!"
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th May 2012
                                                                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                                                                          Figures Agent Coulson would get Whedon'd.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd May 2012
                                                                                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                            Agent Coulson wears sunglasses at night.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th May 2012
                                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                              I don't think the first thing to say to a supernatural being that has just appeared in a wormhole is "Please put down your weapon."
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 15th June 2012
                                                                                                                                by Movie Genius
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                                                                                                                                Ok, at least Hawkeye learned that shooting a grappling hook and going through a GLASS window HURTS.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th July 2012
                                                                                                                                  by Lil
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                                                                                                                                  Since when is an iron dude and the Norse God of Thunder fighting in the woods *Shakespeare in the park* ?
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 7th July 2012
                                                                                                                                    by Lil
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                                                                                                                                    Even though your brother has the ability to spontaneously vanish and make himself a mirage in various places at one time, taking a go at him by attempting to tackle him in utter anger is still worth a try.
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                                                                                                                                    • 4th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                                                      Thor was never knowm for his smarts. I myself was tricked twice into watching Prometheus - you never trick me trice!
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd July 2012
                                                                                                                                    by Keely
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                                                                                                                                    Loki has an army, but Robert Downey Jr. has a Hulk.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd July 2012
                                                                                                                                      by Keely
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                                                                                                                                      If you hit a Vibranium shield with a magic Hammer, it will create a large feedback. It also creates a vacuum that pulls everyone in the vicinity within 5 feet of each other.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st September 2012
                                                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                        Well-placed grenades on only 2 heli-carrier engines are all it takes to take out S.H.I.E.L.D.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd October 2012
                                                                                                                                          by JohnJL3
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                                                                                                                                          Loki is the only one that wants to be here.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd December 2012
                                                                                                                                            by Dazs
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                                                                                                                                            Tony Stark has seen the movie Reindeer Games.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 13th December 2012
                                                                                                                                              by JohnJL3
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                                                                                                                                              Loki lectures German people in English. In related news, English is the official language of Asgard.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd July 2013
                                                                                                                                                by Longobongo
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                                                                                                                                                The Hulk really should have swallowed the tesseract. Loki's space travel would have come to an uncomfy exit.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 28th July 2013
                                                                                                                                                  by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                                                                  Bifrost is quite dispensable after all.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 29th April 2012
                                                                                                                                                    by Dora11740
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                                                                                                                                                    Only your superskilled archer and amazing scientist could be around at the wrong time when the god Loki appears from a wormhole.
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                                                                                                                                                    • 4th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, lucky for Shield they haven't brought in Dr. Banner at this time to work on the tesseract - the whole movie would have been "slightly" different then.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                    by Movie Genius
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                                                                                                                                                    The best place to be arguing is in a giant ship above the Earth.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                      by Movie Genius
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                                                                                                                                                      Hulk is always angry.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 4th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                        by qwkslvr
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                                                                                                                                                        Don't open up to an evil night god if you're afraid of his reply.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                          by AshBlaze
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                                                                                                                                                          The top ten floors of the Stark building are all R &amp; D.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                            by AshBlaze
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                                                                                                                                                            Thor winds up, but Hulk makes the catch.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                              by AshBlaze
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                                                                                                                                                              What does a large prototype Destroyer gun do? Probably fires a beam like the Destroyer.
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                                                                                                                                                              • 4th August 2013 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, good point. They just "saw" it.
                                                                                                                                                              • 4th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                                                                                Even better - Shield scientists developed a ray-gun after they "saw" what the Destroyer was capable of and then put it in the armory without a manual because Shield Agents are awesome.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                              Stark traded his Audis for Acuras after going with SHIELD.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                Captain America doesn't like shawarma. But Thor does. Another!
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                  When you are making your entrance into a film it's best to rappel one story down as opposed to taking the stairs a la "Hawkeye".
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                                    by Bombay Sapphire
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                                                                                                                                                                    next time you decide to call on the Avengers, you may just want to try shooting a nuke into the wormhole where all the bad guys are coming out of first. Might be worth a shot.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 6th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                                      by dionysios
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                                                                                                                                                                      Captain America looks so well for being an old person he may be doing Pilates.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 10th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                                        by Alaurien
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                                                                                                                                                                        Never take the opportunity to escape, even when your captors are fighting amongst themselves.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                                          Stark knows Loki's personality a little too well.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • 28th July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                                                                                            Well, when someone with the attitude of a self-centered mind, arrogance and narcism is outfitted with a limitless energy source he didn't like to share you would call him a super-villain...but sometimes it is just Tony Stark.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                                          ALL the best moments in Avengers were of the Hulk and all the former Hulk movies were the worst of the bunch that made up Avengers
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                                                                                                                                                                          • 7th June 2012 by kvn8907
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th May 2012
                                                                                                                                                                          by Nreid276
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                                                                                                                                                                          In moments of desperation, Samuel L. Jackson puts together a bad-ass team of superheroes.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd June 2012
                                                                                                                                                                            by AshBlaze
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                                                                                                                                                                            There is a device that can chomp out and grind a person's eyeball and perfectly replicate it digitally.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • 4th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                                                                                              It's standard Shield technology Agent Barton brought in...y'know just in case Loki might need it somehow.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 9th June 2012
                                                                                                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                            We all know that Bruce Banner knows how to steal a bike.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2012
                                                                                                                                                                              by zirtx
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                                                                                                                                                                              The Hulk doesn't need to explain why he's a deranged force of destruction one minute then suddenly level headed and helpful the next. What? He's The Freakin' Hulk.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th June 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                by Nizwiz
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                                                                                                                                                                                Vibranium shields back in the 1940's liked to absorb energy blasts. 70 years later, it likes to bounce energy blasts back.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, what a pity. The famous shield was made out of Adamantium (kind of) in the original comics but he got later the Vibranium version from Tony Stark after he quit Goverment service and became a freelancer. He had to give up his costume and shield and another Captain America was born. But enough of this geekiness.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th August 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                                Instead of actually interrogating an evil villain (or at least being cautious around him), have an emotional tell-all with him about your past. I'm sure he'll be extremely kind, caring, and understanding about such sensitive matters. (Not...)
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                                                                                                                                                                                • 4th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                                                                                                  I would have told her to stfu and make me a sandwich - but I'm not from Asgard.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 16th October 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                by Keely
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                                                                                                                                                                                We still don't know if Captain America is a greater or lesser threat than angry bees.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Definately greater - He can give morale lessions ontop of his daunting boldness
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd November 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                by Flesh and Blood
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                                                                                                                                                                                Come on Coulson; get with it. Everybody knows what a bilgesnipe is. You are letting the team down.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th March 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                  by mr cool
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                                                                                                                                                                                  There are no men Loki.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 21st March 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                    by mr cool
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                                                                                                                                                                                    An alien race invades Manhattan, but isn't able to shoot one sincle person.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      A lot of people died as you can see in the deleted scenes on youtube and the BlueRay but to make more cash they left it out for the magic PG-13 rating. Imagine they had done that to "Saving Private Ryan" for the same reason.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd July 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                    by Longobongo
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                                                                                                                                                                                    The Fantastic Four were busy fighting Dr. Doom on the other side of the globe, otherwise they would have jumped in. Seeing Chris Evans in two different roles in the same movie would be funny, but not as funny as Hulk having some clobbering time with the Thing.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 28th July 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                      by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                                                                                                      "You won't like it when I get angry." Everyone loves it when he gets angry.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                        by Lane
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Scarlett Johansson is really hot
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 23rd July 2014
                                                                                                                                                                                          by smartguy360
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                                                                                                                                                                                          British cinema-goers cannot tell the difference between a film with Marvel characters in it and one based on a 1960s UK TV show, without using the word Assemble.
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