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Dark Shadows

Dark Shadows
This list was started on 28th May 2012 by john2012
There are 18 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 5th February 2015

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Johnny Depp playing a weird loner who is out of place in his surroundings and really needs a tan. Haven't seen that before.
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    Posted, 28th May 2012
    by john2012
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    Tim Burton really wants his wife to hook up with Johnny Depp.
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      Posted, 11th June 2012
      by ShadowLion137
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      Helena Bonham Carter in another Tim Burton film. As long as she stays married to him she can always get parts in weird movies.
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        Posted, 28th May 2012
        by john2012
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        Johnny Depp, Robert Pattinson, Kate Beckinsale and Brad Pitt should form a Vampire version of the Avengers.
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        • 26th June 2012 by vfxfan
          And Bela Lugosi as the Nick Fury of Vampire Avengers.
        • 26th June 2012 by vfxfan
          And Gary Oldman
        • 15th June 2012 by Movie Genius
          And Tom Cruise. Don't forget Tom Cruise.
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        Posted, 28th May 2012
        by john2012
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        Johnny Depp playing a vampire version of Willy Wonka
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        • 15th June 2012 by Movie Genius
          That just makes Charlie and the Chocolate Factory sound even more creepy.
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        Posted, 28th May 2012
        by john2012
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        A vampire who does not sparkle or drive little girls crazy. I like this movie.
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        • 3rd January 2013 by TiffYG2133
          What are you talking about...Johnny Depp will always drive girls crazy! ;)
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        Posted, 28th May 2012
        by john2012
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        Alice Cooper plays a modern day version of himself that has traveled back to the 70s.
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          Posted, 16th August 2012
          by broham
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          I think Barnabas could kick Edwards sparkly butt.
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            Posted, 28th May 2012
            by john2012
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            Never piss off a witch
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              Posted, 28th May 2012
              by john2012
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              Apparently getting stoned in the 17th century meant something entirely different.
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              Posted, 28th May 2012
              by john2012
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              After 200 years, the keys to being successful in the Fishing Business are exactly the same.
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              • 9th March 2013 by NateSean
                Go to sea. Catch fish. Can fish. Sell fish. Not terribly complicated.
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              Posted, 11th June 2012
              by ShadowLion137
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                Posted, 11th June 2012
                by ShadowLion137
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                Don't steal Barnabas's blood
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                • 5th February 2015 by zikzak393
                  So, it's OK for a Vampire to drink his own blood if it passes through someone else first?
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                Posted, 15th August 2012
                by Hufflepuffinder
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                Die Hippie Die. Barnabas would make Eric Cartman proud.
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                  Posted, 28th May 2012
                  by john2012
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                  If you have 2 choices, one being to stay with your son and being a better parent to him, and the 2nd to take money to live selfishly in your stupid life, always take the money.
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                    Posted, 1st July 2012
                    by Alaurien
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                    Barnabas moved on to found the Bounty paper towel company.
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                      Posted, 9th March 2013
                      by NateSean
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                      On breaking you out of a coffin and finding you wrapped in chains, David will only be curious about the panties you got stuck in your mouth.
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                        Posted, 9th March 2013
                        by NateSean
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                        So, it's OK for a Vampire to drink his own blood if it passes through someone else first?
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                          Posted, 5th February 2015
                          by zikzak393
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