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Snow White and the Huntsman

Snow White and the Huntsman
This list was started on 4th June 2012 by bourbonphantom
There are 42 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 5th August 2014

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The talents of the huntsman were put to good use. He walked 10 feet into the dark forest and pulled Snow White out from under a tree trunk. Incredible.
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    Posted, 4th June 2012
    by bourbonphantom
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    If you don't trust someone, teach them how to murder another person.
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      Posted, 4th June 2012
      by bourbonphantom
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      A few marks on the face of a beautiful woman will make them way too ugly for Charlize Theron to eat.
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        Posted, 18th July 2012
        by ShadowLion137
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        The best way to get a job as a bowman is to kill an existing bowman.
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          Posted, 4th June 2012
          by bourbonphantom
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          Staying in dungeons can naturally turn you into a brunette instead of blonde
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            Posted, 8th June 2012
            by esqwe
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            The kiss from a crying, random stranger is more powerful than a kiss from a crying, loyal young man who has known and thought about you every day since you were a child.
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              Posted, 16th November 2012
              by spawn1963
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              If you don't trust someone, make a deal with them anyway.
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                Posted, 4th June 2012
                by bourbonphantom
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                When assaulting a castle, group your troops closely together so they make an easy target for catapults and archers.
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                • 8th June 2012 by esqwe
                  Yeah, and don't bother using the shields for protection!
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                Posted, 4th June 2012
                by bourbonphantom
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                If you're going to war and you have a talent for bonding with all creatures, don't bother summoning up the dangerous trolls and other wild animals that you've befriended.
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                  Posted, 4th June 2012
                  by bourbonphantom
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                  A heavy iron nail will only cause minor injury when jabbed in someone's head.
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                    Posted, 4th June 2012
                    by bourbonphantom
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                    You would think that Thor and the Vampire Chick could take out Aeon Flux.
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                      Posted, 10th June 2012
                      by john2012
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                      If you want to put a love triangle in a movie, at least let it be with more arguments or something...
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                        Posted, 1st July 2012
                        by Alaurien
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                        It isn't considered cheating when the guy you just made out with is really your stepmother in disguise.
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                          Posted, 7th August 2012
                          by tfab
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                          If there's one thing that Kristen Stewart tends to be very good at, it's acting like she's having a seizure while some deadly vampire venom - I mean, magical poision - goes through her.
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                            Posted, 16th September 2012
                            by Keely
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                            Bella still likes cliff-diving.
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                              Posted, 16th September 2012
                              by Keely
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                              Bathe in milk; keeps the skin looking younger.
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                                Posted, 26th June 2012
                                by markeata
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                                Even if you give her a legit chance, Kristen Stewart will prove to you that she is a terrible actress.
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                                  Posted, 18th July 2012
                                  by ShadowLion137
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                                  Pricking your finger on a rose will make you wish you had a baby.
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                                    Posted, 16th November 2012
                                    by spawn1963
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                                    When your life is being protected by a multitude of capable individuals, it's usually a good idea to run off every morning to look at nature alone.
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                                      Posted, 16th November 2012
                                      by spawn1963
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                                      You are a kind queen if you let your poor subjects fight over a taste of your milkbath drainage.
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                                        Posted, 16th November 2012
                                        by spawn1963
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                                        A person with very pure and innocent heart may still maim and kill people.
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                                          Posted, 16th November 2012
                                          by spawn1963
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                                          If you set free a female captive of a glass army, marry her the next day.
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                                            Posted, 16th November 2012
                                            by spawn1963
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                                            A village of women with bows and arrows constantly harassed by a mad queen have no need for a nightwatch and are completely defenseless against five guys.
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                                              Posted, 16th November 2012
                                              by spawn1963
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                                              Never take white horses into swampy forests. Ever.
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                                                Posted, 20th November 2012
                                                by Arielle139
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                                                Continue defenselessly kissing a woman who is not responding to your advances and is talking of vengeance.
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                                                  Posted, 20th November 2012
                                                  by Arielle139
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                                                  It makes sense to marry a woman that was the captive of a dark army even hough you don't know anything about her
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                                                    Posted, 5th August 2014
                                                    by smartguy360
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                                                    Huntsmen bathe in muddy troughs.
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                                                      Posted, 4th June 2012
                                                      by bourbonphantom
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                                                      You can easily take over the throne by openly killing your husband the king on the wedding night. No counsellor would oppose you.
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                                                        Posted, 8th June 2012
                                                        by esqwe
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                                                        When your horses cannot keep solid footing when entering the Black Forest, try entering the next day. Their footing will be fine.
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                                                          Posted, 16th November 2012
                                                          by spawn1963
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                                                          If you can only find one person in the kingdom that knows the Black Forest (beaten up, drunk, and in a muddy trough), the next day you can find six more that are well-equipped.
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                                                            Posted, 16th November 2012
                                                            by spawn1963
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                                                            Having buck teeth does not exclude you from being "the fairest of them all".
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                                                              Posted, 16th November 2012
                                                              by spawn1963
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                                                                Posted, 20th November 2012
                                                                by Arielle139
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                                                                      Posted, 20th November 2012
                                                                      by Arielle139
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                                                                      When you're becoming queen the love that brought you back from the dead is hardly worth mentioning.
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                                                                        Posted, 20th November 2012
                                                                        by Arielle139
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                                                                        The fact that someone came back from the dead can be forgotten about only minutes after if battle is on your mind.
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                                                                          Posted, 20th November 2012
                                                                          by Arielle139
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                                                                            Posted, 20th November 2012
                                                                            by Arielle139
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                                                                            Charlize Theron really wanted another Oscar
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                                                                              Posted, 14th April 2014
                                                                              by RumeursRTru
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                                                                              They stole the stag God from Princess Mononoke
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                                                                                Posted, 5th August 2014
                                                                                by smartguy360
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