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Prometheus

Prometheus
This list was started on 8th June 2012 by Dora11740
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This list was last updated on 25th May 2015

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Some people vomit after sleeping for two years. Other people simply do pushups. And those who sleep for 2,000 years just murder everything in sight.
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  • 17th February 2015 by nee
    that dumbass husband of Shaw drank milk.
  • 31st July 2014 by agentdc7
    Maybe that engineer was pissed someone messed with his alarm clock. The black goo probably tampered with it.
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Posted, 14th June 2012
by bourbonphantom
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Janek is referred to as being a "shit pilot" so his presence aboard the 1 trillion dollar deep space expedition may be the result of an affirmative action lawsuit.
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    Posted, 2nd July 2012
    by bourbonphantom
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    The science behind androids is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more advanced than the science behind Weyland's assistive prosthetic exosuit. So we can make androids that almost completely mimick us but when it's time to help an old man walk we resort to tinkertoy robotics?
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      Posted, 3rd July 2012
      by bourbonphantom
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      In order for Shaw to access the surgery room and make her own custom caesarian, she had to hit 2 other crew-members on the head with a blunt metal object. Those two crew-members will 2 hours later join Shaw for another mission in the alien cavern and none of them will ever mention that Shaw used to have an alien baby in her stomach, that they were savagely attacked, or that they can’t walk straight anymore since their brains started to leak from their nostrils.
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      • 16th August 2012 by agentdc7
        Really shitty writing or a whole bunch (and I mean a lot) of missing scenes.
      • 10th July 2012 by bourbonphantom
        I know that in the theatrical release of Alien, Ridley Scott took out a scene where Lambert slaps Ripley after they get back from the alien ship. Wanted there to be an unspoken tension between the two. I was going to say this was a similar thing but I think it's really just shitty screenwriting.
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      Posted, 9th July 2012
      by catmunch
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      Androids take care of humans while in hyper sleep, operate the ship, read alien languages, communicate with aliens, save human lives, don't need life support, have super human abilities, can't get infected, can fly alien ships, don't need sleep, perform medical task, even still help you after their head gets ripped off! Why only bring one when you go across the galaxy?
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        Posted, 11th June 2012
        by catmunch
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        If someone who is supposed to be dead shows up at your door, it's reasonnable to open it.
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          Posted, 15th June 2012
          by Anterak
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          Infected contortionist zombies are ideal for killing unimportant, irrelevant characters off all in one scene.
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            Posted, 17th June 2012
            by rogerflaps
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            A trillion dollar mission, the lives of the entire crew, the success of the entire mission, and the ship's well being. All of these things based on one fact, that a single man-made android didn't malfunction or break during the humans two-year hyper sleep.
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            • 19th June 2015 by Xynauzer
              Just disappointing...So fragile
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            Posted, 5th July 2012
            by catmunch
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            The "alien" at the end is a result of a man infected with black stuff that had sex with a woman who gave birth to a squid alien that face raped an engineer.
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            • 19th February 2013 by bourbonphantom
              They come from a completely different portfolio of intellectual property.
            • 18th February 2013 by bigred3002
              So where do Predators come from then?
            • 16th July 2012 by catmunch
              How did the alien turn black when all it's parents were white!
            • 16th July 2012 by RoC77
              That's exactly where I thought aliens came from.
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            Posted, 9th June 2012
            by agentdc7
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            Giving up your life to ram an alien ship seems to be no big deal for the crew.
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              Posted, 11th June 2012
              by catmunch
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              If it's clear that someone was planning on destroying your planet, they're probably okay with you waking them up to discuss it.
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                Posted, 25th June 2012
                by bourbonphantom
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                The two copilots would rather die in a horrible ship crash than live 2 more years with a hot and vaguely promiscuous blonde.
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                  Posted, 3rd July 2012
                  by bourbonphantom
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                  The scientist lady cries about not being able to get pregnant. When she finally gets pregnant, she has an abortion! Go figure.
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                  • 4th August 2014 by catmunch1
                    That's just racist, what you got against squids!
                  • 30th July 2014 by smartguy360
                    squid baby doesn't count
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                  Posted, 5th July 2012
                  by catmunch
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                  Too bad the the engineer that woke up didn't call home. Hey, this is George from 2000 years ago. Guess what?
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                    Posted, 5th July 2012
                    by catmunch
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                    What ever the engineers were running from 2000 years ago couldn't hurt them once they were asleep!
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                      Posted, 5th July 2012
                      by catmunch
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                      If a crashing ship is about to roll on you, run parallel with the path it's going rather than off to the side.
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                      • 8th June 2015 by smartguy360
                        to be fair their was debri flying at bullet like speeds on both sides of her but i would've chanced it than keep running with a giant space ship right behind me
                      • 1st May 2013 by Meushell
                        I love how she tripped, then got away by rolling over a few feet.
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                      Posted, 8th June 2012
                      by agentdc7
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                      Flute. Because.
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                      • 3rd July 2012 by catmunch
                        They were using the willy wonka security system.
                      • 21st June 2012 by bourbonphantom
                        Totally.
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                      Posted, 21st June 2012
                      by Anterak
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                      The dead engineers failed to complete their mission of destroying the earth 2000 years ago. The Promethius destroyed the engineer's ship that tried to fullfill the mission of killing the humans when they woke him up. So the earth is safe once again, since it seems the other engineers think the earth was probally destroyed. They haven't sent any other engineers to check on the mission. So now the scientist lady decides to go to the engineer's home planet. Wait! Now they will know for sure the "Destroy Earth" mission wasn't completed. Maybe they forgot about the Earth mission? Thanks lady, for putting the Earth back in danger!
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                        Posted, 5th July 2012
                        by catmunch
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                        It's alright and totally possible to run and jump around like some kind of G. I. Jane after your 5 minutes long stomach surgery.
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                        • 8th June 2012 by agentdc7
                          Yeah I kept wondering about this constantly till the end of the film.
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                        Posted, 8th June 2012
                        by Dora11740
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                        The scientist with the digital mapping tool cannot find his way out of a cave.
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                        • 19th June 2015 by Xynauzer
                          I think that was the most ridiculous part of the movie, simply unacceptable...
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                        Posted, 9th June 2012
                        by agentdc7
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                        A crew of androids and a couple of humans would have been a better choice.
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                          Posted, 11th June 2012
                          by catmunch
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                          When an alien engineer fails to do a mission, no other engineers will come to help or replace him.
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                            Posted, 11th June 2012
                            by catmunch
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                            When you are a very advanced alien race its very important to never have any automated security systems on a facility that has biological weapons on it.
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                              Posted, 12th June 2012
                              by HEX357
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                              Best place to set up camp? Find a creepy tomb with black shit oozing all over the floor.
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                                Posted, 12th June 2012
                                by bourbonphantom
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                                The geologist's contribution to the expedition is pushing the ON button on his automated survey orbs.
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                                • 17th November 2013 by agentdc7
                                  This one made me laugh pretty hard.
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                                Posted, 13th June 2012
                                by bourbonphantom
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                                Trillion dollar spaceships in the future have no missiles.
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                                • 22nd June 2012 by rogerflaps
                                  There was an artificial person,an elderly CEO of the richest Corporation in this fictional universe,biologists,Scientists,and a miltary captain onboard...they were not civilian dude.
                                • 22nd June 2012 by catmunch
                                  It wasn't a military mission or ship, even today civilian craft are not allowed to mount weapons.
                                • 15th June 2012 by catmunch
                                  the don't need missles, the captain will just ram a threat with his own ship killing everyone aboard. Seemed like no big deal to him or the crew. They didn't even stop to think the lady might have been wrong?
                                • 13th June 2012 by rogerflaps
                                  True dat.
                                • 13th June 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                  OOOOOOOOOOOOO Burn! The ship is carrying the CEO of probably the largest corporation ever, and no onboard defense. For Shame!
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                                Posted, 13th June 2012
                                by rogerflaps
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                                There was a crew of 17 people on the ship. What happened to the rest of the poeple? Was Jose and Leroy cleaning the kitchen before they died in the ship ramming?
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                                • 14th June 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                  Hahahahah, wow that's awesome. Maybe they died in the director's cut.
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                                Posted, 14th June 2012
                                by catmunch
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                                Some scientists are so spoiled that finding aliens isn't worth their time unless the aliens are still alive.
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                                  Posted, 18th June 2012
                                  by bourbonphantom
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                                  When the mutant scientist came back and killed half the crew, 5 minutes later no one on the ship seemed to care.
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                                    Posted, 18th June 2012
                                    by catmunch
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                                    Don't try to pet space snakes!
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                                      Posted, 11th June 2012
                                      by catmunch
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                                      You do not need to ask the location of someone if their location is clearly indicated by a giant holographic 3D map on a big ass table right in front of you.
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                                        Posted, 12th June 2012
                                        by bourbonphantom
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                                        While you're working with dead organic alien matter, it's okay to let random people walk in and out of the medical research laboratory without proper attire or sterilization.
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                                          Posted, 12th June 2012
                                          by bourbonphantom
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                                          Biologists are only creeped out by giant dead aliens, not slithering live ones.
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                                            Posted, 12th June 2012
                                            by bourbonphantom
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                                            Yes, a green crystal. At the back of a tomb. Let's just not use that anywhere else in the movie.
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                                              Posted, 14th June 2012
                                              by bourbonphantom
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                                              In the future, everyone acts like an asshole toward androids. These days, only iPhone users do that.
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                                                Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                by bourbonphantom
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                                                This film is missing a manual.
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                                                  Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                  by bourbonphantom
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                                                  Alien user interfaces use alot of hard-boiled eggs and marshmallows.
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                                                  Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                  by bourbonphantom
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                                                  The captain of a trillion dollar mission smokes in the ship, sexually harrases other crew members, leaves his post to have sex, and then takes the word of one crazy scientist lady who just had a squid baby to destroy the ship and kill everybody on board. Do they do background checks in the future?
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                                                    Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                    by catmunch
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                                                    Vickers does not know what a Christmas tree is.
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                                                      Posted, 15th June 2012
                                                      by bourbonphantom
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                                                      If you encounter some dead aliens on an alien planet, you should assume that there is no possibility that other aliens might be alive elsewhere on the planet.
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                                                        Posted, 18th June 2012
                                                        by bourbonphantom
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                                                        Have engineers created anything that is'nt a defect?
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                                                        • 3rd July 2012 by rogerflaps
                                                          They Just forgot to activate shields then???
                                                        • 3rd July 2012 by catmunch
                                                          The space ship worked fine after sitting for 2000 years!
                                                        • 3rd July 2012 by Anterak
                                                          Stasis devices. This stuff can last for 2000 years without a reboot or something!
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                                                        Posted, 25th June 2012
                                                        by rogerflaps
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                                                        The first thing an archaeologist does during a cave discovery is ruin the atmosphere and break everything.
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                                                          Posted, 3rd July 2012
                                                          by bourbonphantom
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                                                          David must have said something really insulting to the engineer.
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                                                            Posted, 16th August 2012
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            In future terms, the best way to get a woman to sleep with you is asking her if she was a robot or not.
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                                                              Posted, 8th June 2012
                                                              by Dora11740
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                                                              If you're a secondary character and a ship is about to fall on you, you're dead. If you're the main character and a ship is about to fall on you, the rock next to you will save you.
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                                                                Posted, 8th June 2012
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                It is important to show a secondary character make it into an escape pod successfully so she can die idiodically in the following scene.
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                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2012
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  Robot surgery machines do not hold you down or numb you just in case you move and writhe in pain during operation.
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                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2012
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    What is the black liquid? It can completely dissolve your DNA to make a human race. It can mutate a maggot and turn into an alien cobra. It can also make your sperm have alien squid gene in there too. And it can also turn you into a super zombie.
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                                                                    • 30th July 2014 by smartguy360
                                                                      step right up folks and behold the black alien goo, it slices it dices
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                                                                    Posted, 9th June 2012
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    Digital projectors in the 2090's look like Rubik's cubes.
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                                                                      Posted, 9th June 2012
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      Meridith Vickers will have sex with you if you ask her ridiculous questions.
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                                                                        Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                        by rogerflaps
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                                                                        Don't invite David to a bar; He will spike you.
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                                                                          Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                          by rogerflaps
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                                                                          Space cobra monsters will not come out of a room and bother no one else in the facility.
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                                                                            Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                            by catmunch
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                                                                            When landing on a strange planet, you will come straight to an alien building by chance.
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                                                                              Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                              by catmunch
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                                                                              When you're on a ship with advanced monitoring capabilities it's very important to tell your expedition team about a deadly storm only minutes before it hits.
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                                                                                Posted, 12th June 2012
                                                                                by HEX357
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                                                                                If an alien placental sack bursts over your open wound, make no attempt to clean or sterilize yourself.
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                                                                                  Posted, 12th June 2012
                                                                                  by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                  People will forget to quarantine you if you hit them in the head a few times.
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                                                                                    Posted, 12th June 2012
                                                                                    by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                    Squid aliens can grow very large very quickly... with very little food. I mean no food.
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                                                                                    Posted, 12th June 2012
                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                    In all Alien movies, if there is an android somewhere you can be sure it will be dismembered or decapitated or otherwise severely damaged.
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                                                                                    • 14th June 2012 by catmunch
                                                                                      Why do they always only bring one? The android always saves everyone.
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                                                                                    Posted, 13th June 2012
                                                                                    by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                    In the future you can hire top notch scientists for 2 years to travel billions of miles from Earth without giving them an explanation, and then at arrival they are happy with a "Because I believe" reason.
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                                                                                      Posted, 15th June 2012
                                                                                      by Anterak
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                                                                                      Top-notch automated medical systems can be configurated for only one gender.
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                                                                                        Posted, 15th June 2012
                                                                                        by Anterak
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                                                                                        I want my own drive-thru surgery machine.
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                                                                                        • 19th June 2015 by Xynauzer
                                                                                          Looks like Elysium has some competition.
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                                                                                        Posted, 26th June 2012
                                                                                        by vfxfan
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                                                                                        Futuristic painkillers only last for a few seconds.
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                                                                                          Posted, 2nd July 2012
                                                                                          by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                          Robots can be tricked into performing abortions.
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                                                                                            Posted, 3rd July 2012
                                                                                            by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                            A non-believer scientist will surely have a cross tattooed on his arm.
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                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2012
                                                                                              by Dora11740
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                                                                                              The aliens on the other planet will surely be happy to welcome Dr Shaw. After all it's not like they were going to destroy humanity the last time.
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                                                                                              • 1st May 2013 by Meushell
                                                                                                Lol. It could have been a rouge group. She's probably doomed though.
                                                                                              • 3rd July 2012 by catmunch
                                                                                                When she arrives the planet will send the landing code. The operator will say it's an older code but I was going to clear them.
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                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2012
                                                                                              by Dora11740
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                                                                                              If an android encourages you to drink more, there's probably something suspicious going on. But go ahead and drink up anyways.
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                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2012
                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                If you're bringing a dying CEO to talk to the Engineer about an alterior motive, let the rebelious scientist woman come along too just for the heck of it.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2012
                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                  No one is interested in any sort of living life form found on another planet other than 10 foot tall dead engineers.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2012
                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                    Engineer ships will keep a digital record of what happened earlier so we know what the plot is about later. Or not.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2012
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                                                                                                      When you surgically remove a squid baby from yourself, no one will care anymore until the plot needs it later.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2012
                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                        An invincible contortionist rage mutant cannot be killed by bullets, fire, or being run over twice. You have to do all 3, and in the right order.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 12th June 2012
                                                                                                          by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                          If the aliens breathed oxygen but were running around in environment suits, you might want to consider leaving your helmet on too.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 12th June 2012
                                                                                                            by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                            The Engineers will give different Earth cultures a star map to their military base that wants to destroy us. They want us to come visit them.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 12th June 2012
                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                              If you're space ship got totaled by a suicide spacecraft, don't go and grab another one to finish your mission; go and try and to kill that non-threatening female scientist cause that's more important.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 12th June 2012
                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                Ridley Scott can't do classic Sci fi anymore.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 13th June 2012
                                                                                                                  by rogerflaps
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                                                                                                                  Engineers run like frightened old ladies when fleeing unknown organisms on a hologram
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                                                                                                                  • 16th July 2012 by RoC77
                                                                                                                    They were running from the predators! Engineer vs Predator next movie. ~ catmunch THIS!
                                                                                                                  • 16th June 2012 by rogerflaps
                                                                                                                    That will be shite.
                                                                                                                  • 15th June 2012 by catmunch
                                                                                                                    They were running from the predators! Engineer vs Predator next movie.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 13th June 2012
                                                                                                                  by rogerflaps
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                                                                                                                  No one in the cinema cared about Janek's co-pilots dying at the end.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 13th June 2012
                                                                                                                    by rogerflaps
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                                                                                                                    Androids are obsessed with Laurence of Arabia.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 13th June 2012
                                                                                                                      by rogerflaps
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                                                                                                                      The engineers' 2000 year old space craft still worked like new!
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                                        by catmunch
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                                                                                                                        I can't believe the Xenomorph didn't have time to get into the landing gear of the spaceship before she took off!
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                                          by catmunch
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                                                                                                                          For 2000 years nobody really cares if your "Eradicate Earth" mission was a success or not.
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                                                                                                                          • 18th June 2012 by catmunch
                                                                                                                            You would think the engineers would have checked on the others by then!
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 15th June 2012
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                                                                                                                          You would think that a trillion dollar mission would have a probe explore before humans went in.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 18th June 2012
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                                                                                                                            If you kill one guy for trying to board the ship while infected, it makes a lot of sense to just open the door for another guy who you assumed was killed or perhaps also infected.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 19th June 2012
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                                                                                                                              The engineer that woke up didn't seem worried that whatever killed all of them might still be there!
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd June 2012
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                                                                                                                                In 2093 weapons manufacturers still have not figured out how to make flamethrowers smaller.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 25th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                  A grand piano is a necessary component of any lifeboat.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 25th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                    In the future, surgery can be performed with lazers but your wounds will still be held together with staples.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 25th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                      Our first contact with a highly superior humanoid alien race will be riddled with violent melee.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th June 2012
                                                                                                                                        by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                                                        David 8 sure likes touching things.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 28th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                          The floating, flying, mapping orbs seemed a little too advanced even for this future. Nothing else in the movie had anti-gravity technology. The promethius used rockets to land. Even the engineer's ship used rockets. They got around in wheeled vehicles. The scientist in the movie claimed to have invented the floating orbs. Wow, he discovered ant-gravity and engineless propulsion. He kept one heck of a secret. He should have been the richest man in the world!
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                                                                                                                                          • 13th December 2012 by photogamer
                                                                                                                                            They had artificial gravity on the ship, did they not?
                                                                                                                                          • 2nd July 2012 by catmunch
                                                                                                                                            My first thought when I saw the movie is how did he get lost?
                                                                                                                                          • 2nd July 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                                            I also thought the same thing about the holographic rubix cube.
                                                                                                                                          • 2nd July 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                                            Yeah that's a bad mistake to make in a scifi. I think they could have closed that WTF gap if they gave the orbs some obvious propulsion characteristics. Like smoke or propellers or something. Still doesn't offset the fact that the owner/inventor isn't able to use their survey data to navigate himself out of a cave that has very few intersections.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                          When you're assembling the crew for a group meeting, do it in the gym and have presenters bring portable projection devices with no external power needs because your ship does not have a briefing room.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                            The expedition team serves no purpose. David does everything. Prometheus could have landed with only David and Weyland aboard, with maybe 1 or 2 pawns.
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                                                                                                                                            • 3rd July 2012 by Anterak
                                                                                                                                              Man, that completely destroys everything left in this movie. Great one!
                                                                                                                                            • 2nd July 2012 by catmunch
                                                                                                                                              Thats what im saying, a crew of androids and a couple of humans.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                            To fly a ship in a straight line over a distance of 1 or 2 miles, you need 3 guys in the cockpit.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                              It took multiple gunshots, fire, and being run over for the infected Fifield to be killed, whereas infected Holloway dies very easily just from a little flame damage. In the lab they saw that cells were still active in the 2000 yr old dead alien head, so in all likelihood Holloway would have still recovered from the fire and came back zombified.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd July 2012
                                                                                                                                                by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                                                                Nobody notices a giant alien thermos full of bio death in the cooler.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                  Shaw will have a hard time trying to get her suit recharged with oxygen on the Engineer ship, and likewise none of the Engineer suits will fit her.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd July 2012
                                                                                                                                                    by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                                                                    It seems like there's alot of rooms in that tiny lifeboat.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd July 2012
                                                                                                                                                      by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                                                                      This prequel needs a prequel.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                        Shaw does not need food when she travels through space.
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                                                                                                                                                        • 13th December 2012 by photogamer
                                                                                                                                                          Or they went to the lifeboat and grabbed all the supplies that would last 2 years before they went and hijacked a second ship.
                                                                                                                                                        • 9th July 2012 by catmunch
                                                                                                                                                          The engineer planet might be really close.
                                                                                                                                                        • 4th July 2012 by Anterak
                                                                                                                                                          She'll stay in Engineer's stasis device while David watches. Her. Dreams. Not Creepily At All.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                        The movie "powder" was about a lone engineer stranded on Earth.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                          If history has taught us anything, it's that if you made a successful science fiction film in the 70's or 80's, DO NOT try to explain said film with a modern-day prequel.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                            The killer mutants, engineers, and aliens have nothing on Janek. He killed a whole crew of people at one time in a few seconds.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 13th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                              If Calloway was white, Shaw was white, the engineer was really white. How did the alien turn black?
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                                                                                                                                                              • 9th December 2014 by IndigoBalls
                                                                                                                                                                It cheated with Janek somehow
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                                                                                                                                                                hahahahha
                                                                                                                                                              • 16th July 2012 by catmunch
                                                                                                                                                                Maybe the captain was hitten with shaw too!
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 13th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                              The black goo made worms evil killer vagina cobras, made Calloway into a sad emotional zombie, made the geologist into an evil super ninja zombie, made Shaw's baby into a squid, made engineers into dust, made life on earth. 10,000 uses for black goo to fill writers block in movies!
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 13th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                I dont know about you guys but whenever I visit alien planets 500 million light years away I know exactly where their remote bio weapons engineering facility is.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd July 2012
                                                                                                                                                                  by Kalion
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                                                                                                                                                                  Peter Weyland doesn't like toenail clippers.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                                                                                                                    by rogerflaps
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                                                                                                                                                                    Scientists of the future aint very smart.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                                                                                                                      by rogerflaps
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                                                                                                                                                                      There are no female Engineers.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th June 2012
                                                                                                                                                                        by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                                                                                        Plastic melting on your face will turn you into an invincible contortionist rage mutant.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th June 2012
                                                                                                                                                                          by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                                                                                          80 years from now Americans are still invading some foreign land and claiming they found weapons of mass destruction.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 13th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                            It doesn't occur to anyone to make the android explore the holographic surveillance footage and try to play back other events. Wouldn't that be simpler than trying to fly to the alien homeworld for answers?
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 13th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                              Lifeboats use ineffective automated landing systems.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 13th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                The black goo takes nearly 10 hours to start affecting a human, whereas the Engineers become disintegrated from it almost instantly.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, if you compare one drop to a whole bowl of the stuff....
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 15th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                Why did the mutated people turn evil? Where did the evil part come from?
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 15th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Stringer Bell likes Christmas and white chicks.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                    The engineer kills Ford with a punch to the chest, kills Jackson by hurling him against the wall, but the old decrepit Weyland is still alive after the engineer hits him in the head with the android's head in a double-handed swing.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 19th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                      2 years in hypersleep makes scientists act like idiots.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                        The Engineers created and hate us for the same reason we created and hate David, because we are constantly messing with shit and being a general nuisance with our curiosity.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                          All the containers begin to ooze out black stuff, that is except for the one David brings aboard the ship.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                            After digging a small hole in the wall, Shaw tells someone to get Holloway. In the 60 seconds or so that it takes Holloway to get up to the cave, Shaw has apparently already dug a hole large enough to walk through, put up a plastic wind cover, and has thoroughly explored and carbon dated the cave.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                              There's two guys standing outside Weyland's room when David is installing the tinkertoy robo suit. Yeah that's the last time the film, or the suicidal captain mentions them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd July 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                                by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                                                                                                                It didn't raise any eyebrows that Weyland had his own bedroom on the ship the whole time.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Fifield's helmet goes from being totally melted on the front to just broken when he shows up at the ship.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    The ship was supposed to leave for earth 2000 years ago, which indicates that the Engineers were not happy about Jesus getting crucified.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      When your archaeologist companions call you in an excited state while you are on an investigative cave mission, you should initially react with irritation because what the hell could they possibly want to tell you?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        A giant head sculpted into a mountainside is a good way to, uh, well just put it by your military installation or something.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Non-reproductive sex is an effective way to distract a distraught female from her inability to conceive a human baby.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Space jizz is some bad shit,yo.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              If you ask a surgery device to remove an "alien body" from inside a man, it doesn't consider uterus, ovaries and the whole female reproduction system to be out of place.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, that's one of our 2000 year-old ships that was sent to destroy that earth planet. That planet was destroyed, wasn't it? Somebody is in trouble on the engineer planet.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 5th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Did the scientist and David play the flute before taking off in the alien ship?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  When exploring the facility the team found no kitchen, restrooms, living quarters, not even dropped weapons or extra space suits or anything? Just a bunch of dead engineers piled up.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    How did Shaw not turn into a zombie if her baby turned into a squid?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Any geologist worthy of being brought along on a trip to what could be the home of the creators of man kind just to map out structures, should also being the one person you worry about getting himself lost a half an hour after landing.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A geologist can't tell from a distance whether a rock structure is man-made or natural, but somehow he can tell whether or not it's hollow.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th March 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's ironic that Holloway yells at Shaw for "endangering the mission" when she gets hit by the storm, considering Holloway's the one who rushed everyone out to the facility once they landed, instead of waiting until morning, and then took off his helmet in an alien atmosphere and likely triggered the activation of the biological elements in the black goo.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The movie never really answers ANY question clearly - in general. I still suffer from infinite head-shaking-syndrome (IHSS).
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • 17th November 2013 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That almost could be an explanation to why the black goo started leaking, even though the film never really answers that question clearly. Or any question for that matter.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th March 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The Engineers had high hopes for the humans. That's why they kept leaving maps. "Hey if you guys ever get the chance, you should come visit our biotech weapons research facility in this star system over here. You better hurry though . . . in case we change our minds and decide to just annihilate your entire species. Laterz!!!"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 15th July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If you had sex with someone that was infected with black stuff the previous night and got pregnant, you're now 3 months pregnant with a squid.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              In the future there is technology that can display your dreams. This is considered standard so android butlers can know more about your private life while you hypersleep.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 9th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                If you're pregnant with an alien baby, you will only feel pain when you find out about it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dr. Manhatten has really let himself go..
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    They could have landed the ship closer to the building.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The space engineers could have used some androids too.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        After making the most significant discovery in human history it's still easy to get emotionally distracted by your own infertility issues.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Do not reanimate a 2,000 year old severed head; chances are it could explode.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If your creations don't get smart enough to come visit your death planet after you give them a map to it, just bring the death to them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 12th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The Engineers only needed environment suits back in the old days, but now they can run around without a rebreather if their ship happens to crash.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 13th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Keep your biological weapons on the ground floor of your 20-floor rock facility. Leave the rest of the facility empty.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 13th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why was the engineers' space craft hidden underground? Who were they hiding from?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The black captain died with a big smile on his face! He finally scored with a white woman!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The holographic surveillance playback system uses old, low res technology. Whereas the celestial navigation system operates in HD retina display.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why were there containers in the tomb that weren't in the alien ship's cargo hold?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The stacking technique of the containers in the alien cargo hold is totally legit. No way that stuff will shift when the ship takes off at an angle or enters zero gravity.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The rest of the expedition crew wanted Calloway to die because nobody tackles him to keep him from getting flamethrowered.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            After a take off followed by a collision and a brutal crash, an android's head always fall close to its body.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 15th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Having a 2 years long life support facility makes perfect sense when it would take more than 2 years for a rescue team to reach you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • 16th July 2012 by RoC77
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Unless you were the owner of the company. He might've had one prepared while everyone was still sleeping.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • 16th July 2012 by RoC77
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Unless you were the owner of the company, he might have had one already ready.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • 5th July 2012 by catmunch
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't think they would spend another trillion dollars to save anyone! It takes two years travel time, not to mention the time to assemble a crew and build another ship, etc.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 15th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The captain and copilots should have autopiloted Prometheus into the alien ship. This would leave some human fodder for the inevitable sequel.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 15th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Weyland's magic number of matching cave drawings before he'll drop a trillion dollars on a bonkers space expedition is 7.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 15th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It sucks to be a minority in alien movies! Always follow the brunette white lady if you want to live.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 15th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    An accordion can simultaneously create irritation and sexual arousal.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 18th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Holographic recordings can trigger your navigation system.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 13th December 2012 by photogamer
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Only in concert with a flute.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 19th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        By the time David delivers the drinks to Holloway and Shaw, the conversation is over between the scientists and Vickers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 25th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          In the future, Carbon Dioxide is as deadly as Carbon Monoxide.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 25th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's easy to hear people talking thru AIR-SEALED doors.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 25th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Engineers are pretty much gay alien BIO terrorists...no females and constantly messing with dangerous chemicals.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • 3rd July 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ahh that's why they wanted to destroy us, because they accidentally created women.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • 3rd July 2012 by catmunch
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                They probally reproduce themselves in test tubes!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 26th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I was disappointed to see Holloway die before he was able to do a keg stand or some other frat party stunt.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When you're looking for a place to store your bio weapons, use the art gallery first; there's plenty of room in there except for the giant head that we put in there for no reason.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If the engineers REALLY wanted an effective bioweapon they would have made it airborne.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The two guys stuck in the cave have enough oxygen in their suits that there's no apparent harm in them staying inside the cave all night, whereas Shaw's suit runs out of oxygen after a short visit to the cave.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 10th July 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Correct, the cave air was breatheable, but the captain did tell them to put on their helmets anyway because it was going to be extremely cold all night.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 9th July 2012 by catmunch
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The didnt need oxygen in the cave.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The Engineer base is a carved out rock structure, instead of an actual constructed building, but just for fun they have an enormous, elaborate steel mechanical door that opens up like a kaleidoscope to let a spaceship out.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Any time the Engineers need to select a destination or change course, they have to retract the telescope chair back into the floor, go to the copilot chair, and kick on the holographic universe map.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A girl playing a violin is a common screensaver in the future.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Shaw walks right to the med pod to remove her unwanted spawn without going thru Vickers' nightclub bar area. So there's multiple doors that connect the lifeboat to Prometheus? That's brilliant ship design right there.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do not tell Vickers to try harder, or else you might as well talk to the hand.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Being a wiseass does not require having a soul.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                For all of David's capabilities, and he doesn't know how to perform a Cesarian. Shaw's not even a doctor and manages to get it done with the help of a robot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The hired mercenaries aren't able to kill the zombified Fifield but the apathetic captain and gentle copilot combine to make a Voltron death squad.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The massive indestructible alien ship only generates enough thrust to mildly shunt Shaw down a hallway when it begins to lift off.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Steel wine bottles and billiards balls, it must be the FUTURE!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        As big as that xenomorph is that bursts out of the Engineer's chest, there would have been no room leftover inside for the Engineer's organs.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Being an android created by humans means you have no soul. Being a human created by engineers means you have a soul.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do the xenomorphs breathe oxygen? It only has two years to survive in the life boat.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • 6th July 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, they do not appear to need oxygen. In both Alien and Aliens, a xenomorph is ejected into space with no apparent consequences.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 5th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A soothing piano concerto is the worst possible music for the ending credits of a SCI-FI HORROR film.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 19th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              As insane as the script is, this film somehow has much fewer learnings than Avatar. However I want to thank every one who helped put Prometheus at #2.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd August 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                After Shaw aborts the squid she walks down the hallway coming to Weylan's room, and she just opens the door and walks in. Why would Weylan's door be open and how did she know to go to that room?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • 15th October 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  She was just wandering, and heard their muffled voices behind the door. Since this was on the escape vessel she was probably only expecting to see Vickers, if anybody, in that part of the ship.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th October 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Instead of orbiting an alien planet until you identify a logical place to set down, you should drop your massive, heavy spaceship into the atmosphere where it uses up tons of fuel just staying in the air.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 10th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jackson, who has his name plastered across his helmet, and who is called out by name by one of the other characters during the film, is listed in the credits as "Mercenary 1."
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 27th February 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Stanley Kubrik was the only "Old School" director who was smart enough to hit the stairs before he became too senile to make decent movies anymore. Meanwhile - Ridley Scott, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg founded the Triumvirat of Evil Directors (TED) to ruin every childhood memory they once created.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 28th July 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The Engineer had no trouble figuring out how to open the airlock on the lifeboat.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 26th August 2014 by catmunch1
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        He's an engineer!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 15th October 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Scientists, with the help of an android, can within two minutes, figure out how to fly alien space crafts they did noteven knew existed an hour or so earlier.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dr.Shaw will likely start a gyno practice on the alien planet.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Charlize Theron just wanted to get laid.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The engineers made life on Earth, but we don't know who made the engineers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's no wonder the Engineer was so pissed at Shaw. After those damn humans crashed his ship his space vehicle insurance would likely go through the roof! Not to mention he was probably behind the last 2000 years of premium payments.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Scientist like to play with alien snakes
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 31st July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The extended director's cut of the movie, shows the xenomorph getting in the landing gear of Shaw's ship before take off.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 26th August 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Scientists of the future are archeologists led by blind faith, archeologists that are frat jerks and don't take no orders, biologists that don't mind touching reactive space worms, and tobacco smuggling geologists that don't know their way around abandoned, tunnelling structures.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The secret password to a woman's junk is to ask whether she's a robot. Even an accordion won't stop her.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A Flute is the most important parts of the Engineers' spaceships. If the flute is lost the ship and her whole crew are screwed!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 25th May 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Super-strong helmets of the most cutting-edge future technology created for space travel will easily be broken by a punch of a mere human being.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • 8th June 2012 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, he was mutated. He even took a quite a few bullets and keep going.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sorry Alien fans, but the Space Jockey you're looking for is on another planet.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mr. Weyland's theme music is Alien by Jerry Goldsmith.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              An engineer will still give a chestburster at the very end even though it's not the same engineer from the LV-426.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Since this movie is in the same universe as Alien, there must be a "xenomorph" (or something that kind of looks like it) at the end of the film.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The trailers always show too much.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    If you're going to ask an Engineer, that you know nothing about, to possibly prolong some VIP's life, bring him along too. There's not much chance the 10 foot tall monster won't kill you instead after all that's happened, right?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The alien ship crashes but doesn't appear to have any damage on the outside where it was struck by Prometheus.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        They found the alien version of Bad Luck Bryan when reanimating the head of an Engineer who got decapitated, just to have his head explode.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 15th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It is possible to determine how old a perfectly preserved head is. Almost immediatly.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • 6th July 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah doesn't carbon dating only work on Earth?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 15th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The engineers were running from the predators! They need to look for a chrome spear tip stuck in the wall somewhere.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 15th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A ship captain knows nothing about alien anthropology project management but is an expert at identifying alien weapons installations.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 18th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The alien ship generates a lot of smoke when it starts up, but doesn't appear to generate any smoke or fire while it's hovering in front of Prometheus.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 18th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Heavy breathing and body movement should be paused while CG flesh lasers are operating.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 18th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The CEO of the richest corporation in the universe employs an inept, slow, and poorly-trained head of security. He only manages to fire 1 shot into a non-vital organ, and waits to do this AFTER the Engineer decapitates David and whacks Weyland.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 25th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pilots are useful for hastily conveying the entire plot of a movie when the movie failed to do that on its own.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 2nd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The expedition heads immediately to the most desolate planet in the system without even doing surveillance on the other planets to scan for life or transmissions or whatever.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        There's no high speed winds outside the gigantic dust storm of death. But the moment the cloud hits the ship, it's death wind city.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The helmet cameras are about 20x larger than they ought to be for technology from 2089.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There were 4 or 5 bases presumably each with their own ship, but the only base with Engineers left in it was the one with the biohazard outbreak?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Without a body it's still easy to rotate your severed head around and look at stuff.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • 4th July 2012 by Anterak
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Lucky David, after a take off and a crash (and what a crash), its head landed near its body!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              David must have told the Engineer that Shaw was responsible for Prometheus crashing his ship, otherwise how would he have known that the Engineer was coming after her?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                David goes into the airlock with a basketball while the ship is travelling thru space. The scene ends abruptly but it is obvious that he is going outside to slam dunk baskets on the outside of the ship with no tether, no hazard suit, no magnetic boots, and no personal thrusters of any kind.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 25th February 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Worms can crawl around aimlessly with no food or water, and won't die or multiply for 2000 years.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 7th March 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alien spaceships don't follow the same laws of physics as human ships do. When one is flying away and has to be caught but another ship that strikes it from behind (pushing it in the same direction it is going) it will inevitably come crashing down a few miles in the opposite direction . . . . where the two surviving human females just happen to have also landed. Talk about your bad luck!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 15th July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You know what would be a great invention for humans to have in the Alien universe? Instead of all these humanoid android robots . . . just make some robot robots. You know, the kind that simply takes orders and does what they are told. Maybe you can armor and arm one of those for security too. I bet they would be more accurate, durable and deadly than a bunch of expendable security goons.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If a squid eats the black goo will it have a human baby?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th August 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If one of the disturbed scientists tells that ''she knows, because she knows'', abandon everything you were doing and act along. Because it *must* be true, if she feels this.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 9th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Colossal collapsing alien ships always fall on bad blondes.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 9th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's okay to drink to the point of hazed drunkenness when scientists are carefully analyzing newly discovered genetic material. And then casually walk away after a dramatic event with no need to decontaminate.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This movie is proof why space exploration must never involve civilians that are too cool for rules. Go ahead and take off the helmet to everyone else's objections.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No scientific mission ever needs weapons. Especially ones involving new potentially hostile planets, inhabited by what could be potentially hostile lifeforms.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Over a hundred years after Alien, no one learned a thing about spacecraft safety involving infestation of dangers alien lifeforms.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Watching Vickers perform a lapdance to the copilots, or answer the captain's question of whether she's really a robot, would have turned this movie into rated X and cause its popularity to skyrocket.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You'd think that for a generation that produced high-quality projections in tiny metallic cubes, androids capable of understanding language of lifeforms they have never encountered, spaceships lavish enough to accomodae secret hypersleep chambers, and globes of spinning lasers able to propel and remain suspended for hours without energy, can't produce exploratory probes and remote-controlled drones either with or before human explorers move in.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Musical tunes are the passwords of the future, particularly aboard spacecraft designed to deliver biological weapons of mass destruction.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            We need more movies featuring Charlize Theron with her hair tied back wearing slim space suits and wielding weapons. That's like a combination of weapon, blond and space porn all in one.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              There's no such thing as security in the year of our Lord, 2094.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Want to make a scary movie? Combine profound levels of human stupidity with encountering alien lifeforms.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The black captain had no qualms ramming a colossal alien warship. I mean he banged Charlize Theron, life's complete after that.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 17th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pioneering scientists give briefings only after you've spent two years sleeping before arriving to your destination. Not before. Because you know, you don't ever need to pitch your ideas to people whose lives will be at stake.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Those copilots must have incredible sexual restraint, seeing as they have arguably the hottest South African woman on board and only casually mentioned her lapdancing for them after a unlikely bet. And being alone with her in the bridge.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Waking up a 9 foot tall Engineer that's been asleep for 2,000 year will get your android head ripped CLEAN OFF!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Joining a space expedition for money and being nice (or not being rude) to others are two completely different things that can not be mixed.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If somebody shoves his finger in your drink right in front of your eyes don't pay any attention. Not to mention you hear the clear blip sound. Go ahead and drink the whole glass with a stupid smile on your face. Bottoms up!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If you can upgrade a very expensive piece of medical equipment with a software so that equipment can operate on both male and female humans, well, DON'T!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You can trick the male only MedPod to operate on females as well, just instead of saying cesarean say remove alien body from the abdomen. It's a miracle the stupid pod doesn't remove the uterus, ovaries and other female organs, as they're alien body to males.
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