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The Matrix Revolutions

The Matrix Revolutions
This list was started on 21st December 2009 by matthijstieleman
There are 39 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 9th January 2016

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When there's world peace, the sunset will be really ugly and computer-generated.
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    Posted, 21st December 2009
    by matthijstieleman
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    If you're blinded by a electrical wire, don't worry because everything that is your enemy you can see in gold.
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      Posted, 21st December 2009
      by matthijstieleman
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      If you want to destroy your arch enemy and you have thousands of clones who listen to you, don't let them kill the enemy instead just let them watch.
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        Posted, 21st December 2009
        by matthijstieleman
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        Being the gunner on a ship is the closest thing to playing a first person shooter a citizen of Zion will get to, so of course, the best gunner has to be an Asain
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          Posted, 4th February 2010
          by jimbob
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          The Council in Zion is primarily dressed in traditional African clothes.
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            Posted, 21st December 2009
            by matthijstieleman
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            There is no need to give the AMP suits some form of protective visor
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              Posted, 4th February 2010
              by jimbob
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              Even though the Machines are a constant threat no one thought to put any sort of protective cover around Zion even after being alerted to the attack when the robots are 3 miles away.
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                Posted, 30th April 2011
                by Sandman47
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                When you have a hovercraft ship, it's quite easy to go to the main electrical lines of the machines, but for some reason no one in Zion thought of the idea to destroy those electrical lines since electricity is the one necessity of machines.
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                  Posted, 21st December 2009
                  by matthijstieleman
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                  All of a sudden, people can walk on the ceiling too!
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                    Posted, 21st December 2009
                    by matthijstieleman
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                    If you think you love someone and you feel it, don't believe it, because it's just a word.
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                      Posted, 21st December 2009
                      by matthijstieleman
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                      Machines are smart enough to speak English, yet they are not smart enough to know who is the leader of the APU's and kill him first, instead he's almost the last they kill.
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                      • 14th March 2013 by qwkslvr
                        That's the theme in most sc-fi movies.
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                      Posted, 21st December 2009
                      by matthijstieleman
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                      It's remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.
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                        Posted, 18th March 2010
                        by tenshi
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                        Computer programs have Indian accents.
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                          Posted, 25th March 2012
                          by qwkslvr
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                          Sentinel's method of attack is to fly in circles and OCCASSIONALLY flying straight into the target.
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                            Posted, 23rd March 2014
                            by agentdc7
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                            Every ship has EMP, but Zion isn't bristling with them.
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                              Posted, 4th April 2015
                              by nee
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                              If you have the technology to build hand-held energy weapons which prove to be highly effective against the machines, don't make bigger version of them. Instead go for old mechanical projectile weapons like machine guns that require a shit-load of ammunitions, constantly need reloading and jam.
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                                Posted, 9th January 2016
                                by Garga
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                                It's emotional to say goodbye to Morpheus.
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                                  Posted, 21st December 2009
                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                  The Merovingian likes S&M parties.
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                                    Posted, 21st December 2009
                                    by matthijstieleman
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                                    When you go to an S&M party, you have to give up your guns.
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                                      Posted, 21st December 2009
                                      by matthijstieleman
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                                      When you're a director and your actress dies in the middle of a trilogy, just make up a nonsense story about her face being changed.
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                                        Posted, 21st December 2009
                                        by matthijstieleman
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                                        Programs speak of "love."
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                                          Posted, 21st December 2009
                                          by matthijstieleman
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                                          When you see a train heading to "Mobil Ave" don't go there because it is the world between the Matrix and the machine world.
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                                            Posted, 21st December 2009
                                            by matthijstieleman
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                                            The Merovingian likes olives.
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                                              Posted, 21st December 2009
                                              by matthijstieleman
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                                              Knuckle up! Huh?
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                                                Posted, 22nd March 2014
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                When you fly straight up past the storm clouds and see the sun, you can see the beautiful sun. It's so beautiful, you don't need to squint.
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                                                  Posted, 23rd March 2014
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  Zion's fashion design was inspired by the Jedi from Star Wars.
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                                                    Posted, 4th April 2015
                                                    by nee
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                                                    You can fix jammings with a good kick.
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                                                      Posted, 9th January 2016
                                                      by Garga
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                                                      You can open a gate by cutting it's counterweights.
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                                                        Posted, 9th January 2016
                                                        by Garga
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                                                        Somethings never change until they do.
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                                                          Posted, 9th January 2016
                                                          by Garga
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                                                          You know the world is really fucked up when you see computer programs marry, copulate, have kids, send them to Ms. Oracle boarding school by bribing some other computer program to smuggle them and talk about love in an Indian accent.
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                                                            Posted, 9th January 2016
                                                            by Garga
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                                                            Jumping on the ceiling upside down gives bouncers a better chance to shoot the intruders to their club.
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                                                              Posted, 9th January 2016
                                                              by Garga
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                                                              You can call the citizens of Zion as Zionians but somehow Zionists seems more appropriate as they elders seem equally fucked up.
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                                                                Posted, 9th January 2016
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                You are not insensitive if you talk about how beautiful the sun is right now while sitting next to someone which lost his eye sight a few minutes ago, you are an ass hole!
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                                                                  Posted, 9th January 2016
                                                                  by Garga
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