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Men in Black 3

Men in Black 3
This list was started on 7th July 2012 by KungFuMasterLarry
There are 34 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 19th August 2013

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An alien so evil and incredibly dangerous that a prison was built ON THE MOON SPECIFICALLY FOR HIM is still allowed to have visitors.
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    Posted, 7th July 2012
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    Nobody still seems to realize a time machine allows you to go back as many times as you want until you accomplish your goal.
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      Posted, 7th July 2012
      by KungFuMasterLarry
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      Agent J was cool with using the time machine to save the world and his grump of a partner, but when it comes to going back again and saving his own father from his death at the hands of an alien, nooooooo.
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      • 20th September 2012 by darksoul
        hence the quote by griffin their is one possibility to save agent K, but where there is death there will always be death. its either save the world by saving agent K or let the world go in ruins just to save his father.
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      Posted, 7th July 2012
      by KungFuMasterLarry
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      A shift in history will make you crave chocolate milk.
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        Posted, 7th July 2012
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        Even in his late 20s, Agent K looked older. Maybe K was just born old.
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          Posted, 7th July 2012
          by KungFuMasterLarry
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          Boris the Animal's impaling hand-daggers that instantly kill everyone hit with them are no match against one man: WILL SMITH.
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          • 20th September 2012 by darksoul
            he headshot those other people he killed with pin point accuracy but movie laws state when a villain tries to hit the stars their accuracy sharply declines from 100% accuracy to -10%
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          Posted, 7th July 2012
          by KungFuMasterLarry
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          If Will Smith was able to rewind time to defeat Boris, why didn't he do it more often?
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            Posted, 13th July 2012
            by catmunch
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            Back in the 60's, black people were discriminated against, yet Will Smith's father made it to an army Colonel!!
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            • 24th January 2013 by IcyNeko
              There were some people who made it in high positions... just look at Red Tails. The armed forces did have black officers. They were often put in out-of-view places though. I'm surprised he was assigned to the apollo moon launch, since it's so high priority.
            • 3rd September 2012 by agentdc7
              I really scratched my head at that one.
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            Posted, 7th August 2012
            by jonathanthexxx
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            Alien spiders the size of your palm can shoot an unlimited amount of alien daggers. It works logically because they're aliens.
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              Posted, 3rd September 2012
              by agentdc7
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              You can use a time machine to travel back in time and retain 2 copies of yourself in the same timeline. You can also use it to travel back in time a few seconds and replace one version of yourself, retain knowledge of the future, and reverse injuries. And you can also make sure the guy you're holding onto doesn't travel back with you too.
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                Posted, 3rd September 2012
                by agentdc7
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                If Agent K was killed in 1969, Agent J will still be recruited in the future.
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                  Posted, 3rd September 2012
                  by agentdc7
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                  Aliens & Asian Food is a long running theme
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                    Posted, 3rd January 2013
                    by TiffYG2133
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                    Sometimes, if you don't leave a tip, the world will be destroyed by an asteroid. So, you know, leave a tip at the diner.
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                    • 20th September 2012 by darksoul
                      ahaha the world would be destroyed by an asteroid but an arquillan battle cruiser's (in men in black 1) laser canon doesn't even leave a mark
                    • 3rd September 2012 by agentdc7
                      Yes, an asteroid so small a satellite can block its path.
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                    Posted, 7th July 2012
                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                    Boris the Animal has one interesting laugh.
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                      Posted, 7th July 2012
                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                      If there's a shift in the timeline, you will remember the old timelines as long as you're the main character.
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                        Posted, 3rd September 2012
                        by agentdc7
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                        Time travel has been around for a long time. But no one has ever used it until the 3rd movie because it's universally illegal. Being illegal will deter everyone and alien from using unless you're a very very evil bad guy.
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                          Posted, 3rd September 2012
                          by agentdc7
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                          The only way you can get a shield outside of the earth's atmosphere in 1969 is by putting on the space shuttle going to the moon. You are not allowed to use any of the other countless spacecrafts that MiB has or knows of from visiting aliens.
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                            Posted, 3rd September 2012
                            by agentdc7
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                            If millions of people and hundreds of cameras are watching a space shuttle go to the moon, no one will notice 2 men and 2 aliens fighting around it.
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                              Posted, 3rd September 2012
                              by agentdc7
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                              If the timeline gets restored to its natural state with the exception of Agent K being less grumpy, everything else will remain exactly the same.
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                                Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                by agentdc7
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                                If evil aliens have some sort of weakness, it's making them angry to distract them. It worked in the first one too.
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                                  Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  Moon alien prisons don't have very good scanning policies or guards with any logic for that matter.
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                                    Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    If you're a colonel's son, you get to watch the moon launch in a lone car on the lonely beach. Completely unguarded too.
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                                      Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      If a known character like Zed cannot return to a sequel, write them off by killing them off.
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                                        Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        A meteor strong enough to destroy the earth is puny enough to be destroyed by a satellite.
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                                          Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          Moon gravity only works once you realize the setting is on the moon.
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                                            Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            In 1969, the neuralizer was a giant cat scan-like tube in a giant room. But they also have personal pen-sized ones that can do the exact same thing.
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                                            • 21st September 2012 by agentdc7
                                              Oh ok, for some reason I thought he was holding a microphone or something. He never got to use it then. In that case, I'll rephrase the learning.
                                            • 20th September 2012 by darksoul
                                              he tried to use his pen size neuralizer earlier in that scene when they were seized by the guards. the neuralizer still with a cable and a big ass battery connected to it that needs to be heated up before you can use it
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                                            Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            The 2012 Ford Taurus is the current Ford POS.
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                                              Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              In 1969, hippie is a good disguise for an alien.
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                                                Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                If Boris the evil alien used timetravel to execute his plans, he won't think to ever use it again when he finds out Agent J is trying to stop him.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  Mothers don't care if a stranger comes to their doorstep and steals their child's chocolate milk. They just get confused and that's it.
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                                                    Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    In 14 years, Agent J has never thought about asking why Agent K is so grumpy all the time until it becomes relevant to the current plot and K's past.
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                                                      Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      Apparently suicide from the stock market crash is funny for some reason. :-/
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                                                        Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        Let's agree to disagree.
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                                                          Posted, 29th December 2012
                                                          by Nokitron
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                                                          The death sentence is too immoral to use on even the worst destroyer of worlds alien. Just lock'em up, but not too good...
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                                                            Posted, 19th August 2013
                                                            by Loyd Mongo
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