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Lockout
This list was started on 2nd September 2012 by MusicManD
There are 30 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 4th April 2013

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All science-types wear lab coats. All the time.
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    Posted, 2nd September 2012
    by MusicManD
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    Nonsensical gravity generators are nonsensical.
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      Posted, 2nd September 2012
      by MusicManD
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      You want me to believe a prison full of men would leave the women alone because of one guy?
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        Posted, 25th September 2012
        by catmunch1
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        Wouldn't a needle through the eye blind her?
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          Posted, 25th September 2012
          by catmunch1
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          When designing a prison, make sure that one person under duress can easily release all the prisoners.
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            Posted, 2nd September 2012
            by MusicManD
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            A prison's sleeping gas should be kept under a keypad system. After all, if the prisoners escape, there will be plenty of time to type it in.
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              Posted, 2nd September 2012
              by MusicManD
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              Prison regulations don't need to be followed. What are the odds that a prisoner will find the gun tucked in your sock?
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                Posted, 2nd September 2012
                by MusicManD
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                If you're a kidnap victim in a prison and a guy in tactical armor breaks in, he must be a criminal. Go ahead and attack him.
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                  Posted, 2nd September 2012
                  by MusicManD
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                  Inertia is optional when weightless in space.
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                    Posted, 2nd September 2012
                    by MusicManD
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                    When all of your oxygen has been depleted, shoot yourself in the head. It will magically create more oxygen for the other person in the room.
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                      Posted, 2nd September 2012
                      by MusicManD
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                      Nitrogen poisoning can only be corrected with a needle through the eye into the brain.
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                        Posted, 2nd September 2012
                        by MusicManD
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                        When you come across a device labeled "voice sensor," be sure to say something, you know, just to see if it blows up.
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                          Posted, 2nd September 2012
                          by MusicManD
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                          Little transmission fairies cut transmissions. Just so you know.
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                            Posted, 2nd September 2012
                            by MusicManD
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                            All supermax prisons have secret escape pods that nobody but the hero knows about.
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                              Posted, 2nd September 2012
                              by MusicManD
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                              You're in space now. It's not north. It's port and starboard.
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                                Posted, 2nd September 2012
                                by MusicManD
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                                Engine oil and coffee are effective hair dyes.
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                                  Posted, 2nd September 2012
                                  by MusicManD
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                                  When you come across a locked door, just bash it with something.
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                                    Posted, 2nd September 2012
                                    by MusicManD
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                                    It's still effective to use a blowtorch on the middle of a door, even when there's nothing there to cut.
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                                      Posted, 2nd September 2012
                                      by MusicManD
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                                      Space age technology aside, they still need a guy constantly tweaking to keep the satellite prison in the sky.
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                                        Posted, 2nd September 2012
                                        by MusicManD
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                                        Secret escape pod bays always have huge windows and loud announcements proclaiming their launches.
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                                          Posted, 2nd September 2012
                                          by MusicManD
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                                          Is anyone hiding? Because the crazy guy will find you!
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                                            Posted, 2nd September 2012
                                            by MusicManD
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                                            You should ask for a secure channel only after you start calling.
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                                              Posted, 2nd September 2012
                                              by MusicManD
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                                              Maggie Grace gets kidnapped a lot.
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                                                Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                                by MusicManD
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                                                Base jumping from space? No problem!
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                                                  Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                                  by MusicManD
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                                                  Mirrors are the cause of wrongful imprisonment the world over.
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                                                    Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                                    by MusicManD
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                                                    Because "space marine fights the bad guys" isn't enough of a plot, it's always a good idea to tack on a shoddy extra plot involving espionage.
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                                                      Posted, 3rd September 2012
                                                      by MusicManD
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                                                      They both could have gotten into the escape pod together. She could have just sat in his lap.
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                                                        Posted, 25th September 2012
                                                        by catmunch1
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                                                        Dementia happens only to the important guy. The rest of the prisoners are fine.
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                                                          Posted, 2nd December 2012
                                                          by Wujek Spenser
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                                                          Even when you're a hibernated prisoner, you still get the haircut of your choice.
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                                                            Posted, 2nd December 2012
                                                            by Wujek Spenser
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                                                            Weapons technology is so advanced in the future that you only need to drop your gun on the floor to kill someone
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                                                              Posted, 4th April 2013
                                                              by kumar
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