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The Master

The Master
This list was started on 15th September 2012 by Adam
There are 12 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 15th September 2012

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Adding "Pig f-ck" to the end of your argument gives you an automatic win.
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    Posted, 15th September 2012
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    They don't make sand castles like they used to.
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      If a girl opens her jacket and says "49.95" in a department store, she may not be a prostitute.
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        When near a cult leader, never drink the lemonade.
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          Why see a therapist when you can just repeat your name 30 times in a row?
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            I want Philip Seymour Hoffman to officiate my wedding, too.
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              Joaquin Phoenix needs no fancy pick-up lines.
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                Paint thinner is the new cough syrup.
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                  It's hard to get your verbs right when writing holy texts.
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                    When speaking with the most unpredictable and violent zealot in the room, always give your honest opinion about his mentor's teachings.
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                      In photography it's very hard to get the lighting just right.
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                        Girls will move on if you promise to come back and never do.
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