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Dredd 3D

Dredd 3D
This list was started on 22nd September 2012 by AshBlaze
There are 27 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 22nd December 2013

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If Judge Dredd asks you to wait... don't.
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    Posted, 22nd September 2012
    by AshBlaze
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    Karl Urban is the law.
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      Posted, 22nd September 2012
      by AshBlaze
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      If it's your fucked up head vs. Olivia Thirlby's fucked up head, she will win and make you pee your pants.
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        Posted, 22nd September 2012
        by AshBlaze
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        If two skinned dead guys fall to the ground in front of you, get out of the way because there's probably a third coming.
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          Posted, 22nd September 2012
          by AshBlaze
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          Unlike Stallone you can understand this Judge.
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          • 21st December 2012 by agentdc7
            I em duh law!
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          Posted, 27th September 2012
          by john2012
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          Even though there are millions of crimes a day and only enough Judges to respond to a fraction of them, Dredd is still the law.
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            Posted, 18th February 2013
            by indubitably
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            Even when she's scarred up, psychotic, has rotten teeth, and is known for biting off dicks, Lena Headey is still hot.
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              Posted, 20th March 2013
              by AshBlaze
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              A Judge won't be harmed by three gatling guns, even though everyone and everything else is completely destroyed around him.
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                Posted, 22nd September 2012
                by AshBlaze
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                If a Judge lets you off with a warning, and you don't take it, you'll be crushed by an automated door.
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                  Posted, 22nd September 2012
                  by AshBlaze
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                  He said, HOT SHOT.
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                    Posted, 22nd September 2012
                    by AshBlaze
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                    The price for Judges to betray their own kind is one million credits, split 4 ways... Well, 3 ways...
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                      Posted, 22nd September 2012
                      by AshBlaze
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                      Taking a hit of Slo-Mo seems to be just an effective way to make dying last a whole lot longer.
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                        Posted, 22nd September 2012
                        by AshBlaze
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                        If you think Judge Dredd is going to stand in a terminal booth, not move, and let you shoot at him, you're an idiot.
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                          Posted, 21st December 2012
                          by agentdc7
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                          If your budget for a big futuristic sci fi movie isn't big enough, have most of the movie take place inside a building.
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                            Posted, 21st December 2012
                            by agentdc7
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                            If you're going to attach a detonator rigged to your heartbeat to protect yourself from getting killed, make sure it has a decent range too.
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                              Posted, 21st December 2012
                              by agentdc7
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                              When you use slo-mo, video effect filters will pollute your vision.
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                                Posted, 21st December 2012
                                by agentdc7
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                                There is one architect in the future
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                                  Posted, 25th January 2013
                                  by ADevine
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                                  A helmet can interfere with one's psychic abilities. A bullet might interfere, more...
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                                    Posted, 29th April 2013
                                    by AshBlaze
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                                    Can't execute a perp on 99%.
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                                      Posted, 29th April 2013
                                      by AshBlaze
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                                      It's probably better to use HI-EX on the 72nd floor of the building you're trying to escape instead of using it on the ground floor
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                                        Posted, 18th May 2013
                                        by Splicer
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                                        Sarah Connor has lost it completely this time.
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                                          Posted, 22nd December 2013
                                          by hustyx
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                                          If there is a shooting from miniguns, still feel obliged to push a cart with plastic bottles instead of, say, running for your life. Recycling before living.
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                                            Posted, 22nd December 2013
                                            by hustyx
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                                            If you enter a building on a bright sunny day, you might lose track of time and when you escape to a skatepark, it will be a winter night already.
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                                              Posted, 22nd December 2013
                                              by hustyx
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                                              Judge Dredd in this movie is probably bound to keep his helmet on all the time, so you must wait for the ending credits to find out, who was the actor. For part of the movie, I thought it is just a mouth with no face above.
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                                              • 27th December 2013 by hustyx
                                                Wow, thanks for the update. I was never really into Dredd comic books, so yeah, that was a bit confusing to me.
                                              • 23rd December 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                He was indeed bound to do so since Judge Dredd never took his helmet of in the comics and the shitstorm after Stallone couldn't resist to show his "pretty" face was to big to ignore for the revival.
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                                              Posted, 22nd December 2013
                                              by hustyx
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                                              Dredd can change his voice tone from austian accent of Terminator to crimefighting accent of a giant bat.
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                                                Posted, 22nd December 2013
                                                by hustyx
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                                                If you're shot through a wall to back, piercing your lung \ livers, just put some teeth glue in the wound and use an office stapler. You'll be okay, with no problems with moving, breathing or living. Even at the end, don't consider looking for paramedic attention .
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                                                  Posted, 22nd December 2013
                                                  by hustyx
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                                                  Well, when Judge Dredd reloaded his weapon, he couldn't just stun Ma-Ma like the kids before. Granted, he wanted to do it precisely the way he did it, but he risked her dying before leaving signal radius.
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                                                    Posted, 22nd December 2013
                                                    by hustyx
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