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Wreck-It Ralph

Wreck-It Ralph
This list was started on 19th November 2012 by Anon
There are 43 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 18th December 2013

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Even though you're only playing the bad guy, your co-workers take it seriously and make you sleep in a dump.
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    Posted, 19th November 2012
    by Anon
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    When you're trying to convince your co-workers that you're not really bad and just want a piece of cake, it's probably not a good idea to lose your temper and smash said cake.
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    • 1st March 2013 by Movie Genius
      Yeah, but it's also not a good idea to frustrate him since he is much bigger than everyone else and will likely beat the hell out of you.
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    Posted, 19th November 2012
    by Anon
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    Don't use a hammer made to magically fix things to break out of a jail cell.
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    • 1st March 2013 by Movie Genius
      Fixing things isn't the solution to everything, remember that.
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    Posted, 19th November 2012
    by Anon
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    When you play a first person shooter, you're actually controlling a portable monitor inside the game.
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      Posted, 19th November 2012
      by Anon
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      Putting mentos in diet coke causes a hot enough explosion of cola to vaporize monsters.
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        Posted, 19th November 2012
        by Anon
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        If an arcade game breaks, the owner of the arcade won't try to fix it or get someone to fix it. He will just put an "out of order" sign on the game and wait to see if said game fixes itself by the next day.
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        • 27th May 2013 by bigred3002
          Actually a guy did come to fix it the next day.
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        Posted, 19th November 2012
        by Anon
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        All games in an arcade are connected through power cables and outlets.
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          Posted, 19th November 2012
          by Anon
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          Kids these days love 80's video game references.
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            Posted, 15th March 2013
            by Max
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            Even though the guy you just met is terrified to go back into his game, and you don't regenerate if you die in a game other than yours, it's nothing to go try and win a medal in said game.
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              Posted, 19th November 2012
              by Anon
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              Mutant bugs make it a point to crash weddings.
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                Posted, 19th November 2012
                by Anon
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                When the king of Sugar Rush who's hellbent on keeping one character from racing tells you if said character races she'll cause the game to be turned off, believe him.
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                  Posted, 19th November 2012
                  by Anon
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                  Even though when a certain character crosses the finish line in a race it's supposed to reset the whole game, it won't fix said character's glitch.
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                    Posted, 19th November 2012
                    by Anon
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                    In a game where the point is to race candy race cars around a candy track, the developers felt it necessary to make candy trees where the branches with double bars disappear when touched.
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                      Posted, 19th November 2012
                      by Anon
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                      Clutch pedals will never not be confusing to kids.
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                        Posted, 25th November 2012
                        by Anon
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                        Do not, under any circumstance, try to perform a "Goin' Turbo" aka game jump. If you do you might just get your game unplugged as well as the one you jumped to.
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                          Posted, 5th December 2012
                          by Thefinalchap
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                          Princess? No! She was thinking more on the lines of President Vanellope Von Schweetz. That's better....right?
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                            Posted, 5th December 2012
                            by Thefinalchap
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                            Zangief is a bad guy, but it doesn't mean he's a bad guy.
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                              Posted, 29th December 2012
                              by agentdc7
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                              Glitching can be controlled.
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                                Posted, 19th November 2012
                                by Anon
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                                You know a game as cutesy and hyperactive as "Sugar Rush" is from Japan.
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                                  Posted, 19th November 2012
                                  by Anon
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                                  The Japanese girl group AKB48 records music for videogames.
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                                    Posted, 19th November 2012
                                    by Anon
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                                    If Fix-It Felix's magic hammer can fix anything, including his face when someone punches it, couldn't it have fixed Vanellope's glitch?
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                                    • 1st March 2013 by Movie Genius
                                      Surely that's the type of thing that can't fix everything. I mean, just because it's a magic hammer it can suddenly fix everything? Maybe her glitch was more than just her physical appearance.
                                    • 29th December 2012 by agentdc7
                                      I thought about that myself at one point.
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                                    Posted, 19th November 2012
                                    by Anon
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                                    Sonic the Hedgehog is all about safety.
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                                      Posted, 19th November 2012
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                                      It's good to be bad.
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                                        Posted, 25th November 2012
                                        by Anon
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                                        You can definitely get drunk on root beer.
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                                          Posted, 25th November 2012
                                          by Anon
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                                          Mario is always late.
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                                            Posted, 25th November 2012
                                            by Anon
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                                            Cammy has to wear camo pants since this is a PG movie.
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                                              Posted, 29th December 2012
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              After a hard days work of Street Fighter II, Ryu hits the bar.
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                                                Posted, 29th December 2012
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                When M. Bison warns you about "going Turbo" don't confuse it with going Street Fighter II Turbo... like I did.
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                                                  Posted, 29th December 2012
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  In a candyworld, cops will most likely be donuts, of course.
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                                                    Posted, 29th December 2012
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    It's funny to hit someone hard, but it's not that funny to hit someone lightly.
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                                                      Posted, 29th December 2012
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      Ralph does not look like Lara Croft.
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                                                        Posted, 30th December 2012
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        The password to the mainframe of your gameworld is probably the Contra 30 lives code.
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                                                        • 15th March 2013 by Max
                                                          You know, because kids these days love the NES.
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                                                        Posted, 30th December 2012
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                                                        Sourhead announcers are really bored with life.
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                                                          Posted, 30th December 2012
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Hero's Duty is not that kind of doody.
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                                                            Posted, 6th January 2013
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            Felix becomes much less narcissistic when he realises that his nemesis has run off and abandoned his game and the fact he's not getting any more pie.
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                                                              Posted, 22nd February 2013
                                                              by Movie Genius
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                                                              It is possible that many of these characters in this film have psychological disorders.
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                                                                Posted, 22nd February 2013
                                                                by Movie Genius
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                                                                Sour Bill had fun once. It was awful. He suddenly reminded me of Marvin the depressed robot.
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                                                                  Posted, 1st March 2013
                                                                  by Movie Genius
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                                                                  "Let's just eat the cake!" - Exactly. Stop arguing incessantly and listen to Felix instead. Who doesn't like cake?
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                                                                    Posted, 1st March 2013
                                                                    by Movie Genius
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                                                                    Random security checks involve targeting the same kind of people. Just like today.
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                                                                      Posted, 19th April 2013
                                                                      by Movie Genius
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                                                                      "Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair?"
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                                                                        Posted, 17th December 2013
                                                                        by Lane
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                                                                        It's okay if people think you're bad, that is good. You may never be seen as good, and that's not bad. There shouldn't be anyone you would rather be than yourself.
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                                                                          Posted, 18th December 2013
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                          Security gate agents only exist to inconvenience normal travelers and are completely ineffective at stopping actual threats and psychopaths.
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                                                                            Posted, 18th December 2013
                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                            You can build an internal combustion engine from scratch by mixing sugar and mini-games with a musical montage.
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                                                                              Posted, 18th December 2013
                                                                              by Anon
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