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Django Unchained

Django Unchained
This list was started on 26th December 2012 by Adam
There are 36 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 17th May 2016

The Things I Learned . . .

1
Nothing freaks out 19th century Southerners more than black people on horses.
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    Posted, 26th December 2012
    by Adam
    6
    2
    Don't volunteer to make the masks if you're a KKK member's wife.
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      Posted, 26th December 2012
      by Adam
      5
      3
      "The 'D' is silent."
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        Posted, 26th December 2012
        by Adam
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        4
        Just because it's emphasized that a character was formerly a dentist doesn't mean he'll ever actually use his dentistry skills.
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          Posted, 26th December 2012
          by Adam
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          Even as an elderly servant, Samuel L. Jackson is a scary mofo.
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            Posted, 26th December 2012
            by Adam
            4
            6
            "White cake" is the preferred dessert of slaveowners.
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              Posted, 26th December 2012
              by Adam
              3
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              When someone dies, make sure to carefully preserve their skull; it might make an excellent presentation prop one day.
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                Posted, 26th December 2012
                by Adam
                3
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                Quentin Tarantino still can't act.
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                  Posted, 11th January 2013
                  by ikeaboy
                  3
                  9
                  No one treated slaves worse than the Australians.
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                    Posted, 26th December 2012
                    by Adam
                    2
                    10
                    Alexander Dumas wasn't white.
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                      Posted, 26th December 2012
                      by Adam
                      2
                      11
                      If you one-up a dangerous opponent who hates losing, don't rub it in.
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                        Posted, 26th December 2012
                        by Adam
                        1
                        12
                        A mentor isn't responsible for the way his student dresses.
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                          Posted, 26th December 2012
                          by Adam
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                          13
                          When questioning whether two slaves know each other, don't look at the "r" they have scarred on their cheeks in the same spot. It would just ruin the plot of any movie if someone found out about that sooner.
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                            Posted, 6th January 2013
                            by Viva la Bambi
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                            Humans in the 19th Century bled out more than the average person.
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                              Posted, 6th January 2013
                              by Viva la Bambi
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                              15
                              Given a choice between bringing in a suspect 'dead' or 'alive', a morally responsible man will always choose 'dead', especially if it means killing an unarmed man in front of his child.
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                                Posted, 11th January 2013
                                by ikeaboy
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                                Uncle Ben had an evil twin.
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                                  Posted, 11th January 2013
                                  by ikeaboy
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                                  17
                                  Apparently, an eldery black slave can't stand the fact that a fellow slave will be freed.
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                                    Posted, 20th January 2013
                                    by Faar
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                                    18
                                    According to Tarantino, all large conversations at a table have to end in a blood-bath.
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                                      Posted, 20th January 2013
                                      by Faar
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                                      19
                                      Just accept your defeat and shake the other guy's hand. Won't get you and about 50 others killed.
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                                        Posted, 11th February 2013
                                        by Faar
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                                        20
                                        If you're positive, that means you're sure.
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                                          Posted, 12th January 2013
                                          by AshBlaze
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                                          21
                                          Quentin Tarantino should never, under any circumstances, attempt an Australian accent.
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                                            Posted, 15th January 2013
                                            by Joeduncan
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                                            Django is one uppity son-of-a (shut your mouth.)
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                                              Posted, 17th January 2013
                                              by AshBlaze
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                                              23
                                              As soon a Django puts on them shades, he becomes a bad motha (shut your mouth)...
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                                                Posted, 29th April 2013
                                                by scannerhead
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                                                If Dr. Shultz had shot Butch instead of Candie, then between he and Django they could have fought off the rest of those guys without the need for the movie to drag on another 30 minutes.
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                                                  Posted, 12th June 2013
                                                  by bourbonphantom
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                                                  So if Candie was willing to sell Brun Hilda for 12,000 why didn't they just offer 12,000 to buy her in the first place instead of this whole mandingo fighter charade?
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                                                    Posted, 12th June 2013
                                                    by bourbonphantom
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                                                    26
                                                    ''Kill white people and get paid for it? What's not to like?'' Apparently nothing, you racist shit!
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                                                      Posted, 17th May 2016
                                                      by Garga
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