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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
This list was started on 27th December 2012 by Adam
There are 34 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 4th November 2014

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When there's something strange, in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Not the elves!
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    Posted, 27th December 2012
    by Adam
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    It takes a long time to exchange pleasantries with Gandalf.
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      Posted, 27th December 2012
      by Adam
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      Elves are the original vegans.
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        Posted, 27th December 2012
        by Adam
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        Always take out your brightly glowing blade while trying to stay hidden.
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          Posted, 27th December 2012
          by Adam
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          One man's letter opener is another man's sword.
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            Posted, 27th December 2012
            by Adam
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            Always check your pocket before guessing what's in someone else's.
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              Posted, 30th December 2012
              by Adam
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              Well of course rabbits can run faster than huge wolves. DUH!
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                Posted, 28th February 2013
                by Totally R3allistic
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                Wizards may look old but get them in a fight and they turn into Chuck Norris.
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                  Posted, 12th April 2013
                  by john2012
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                  A hunk of wood will outperform even the most powerful dwarven shield.
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                    Posted, 27th December 2012
                    by Adam
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                    It's hard to tell if Gollum is solving a riddle or if he's constipated.
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                      Posted, 27th December 2012
                      by Adam
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                      11
                      Always spare the powerful enemy captain when your unstoppable aerial reinforcements arrive.
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                        Posted, 27th December 2012
                        by Adam
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                        Bird poop works just as well as hair gel!
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                        • 29th April 2013 by agentdc7
                          That's all I ever think about when I saw that guy.
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                        Posted, 3rd January 2013
                        by TiffYG2133
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                        If you're serving a dwarf a salad, blue cheese is not the right dressing.
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                          Posted, 27th December 2012
                          by Adam
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                          Nothing's worse than listening to another Sarumon lecture.
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                            Posted, 27th December 2012
                            by Adam
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                            Bilbo doesn't ask fair riddles.
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                              Posted, 27th December 2012
                              by Adam
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                              16
                              Note to Peter Jackson: 3D doesn't mean "divided by three."
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                                Posted, 31st December 2012
                                by Adam
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                                Goblins will eventually grow testicles on their chins.
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                                  Posted, 23rd January 2013
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  If you didn't see the Pale Orc die after being carried off, he probably isn't dead.
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                                    Posted, 23rd January 2013
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    A free aerial ride should always come as last choice when traveling huge distances across Middle Earth.
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                                      Posted, 5th August 2013
                                      by elrhomir
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                                      One dragon can take out a million billion dwarves.
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                                        Posted, 27th December 2012
                                        by Adam
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                                        Wizard staffs are the original laser etching tool.
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                                          Posted, 27th December 2012
                                          by Adam
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                                          Dwarves make great warriors, craftsmen and lawyers.
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                                            Posted, 27th December 2012
                                            by Adam
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                                            Watch your butt if you're a troll fighting a group of dwarves.
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                                              Posted, 27th December 2012
                                              by Adam
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                                              24
                                              No one ever remembers the blue wizards.
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                                                Posted, 27th December 2012
                                                by Adam
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                                                It's never the right time to use your invisibility ring.
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                                                  Posted, 27th December 2012
                                                  by Adam
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                                                  Little butterflies can cross several miles in only a few minutes.
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                                                    Posted, 10th January 2013
                                                    by Faar
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                                                    A dwarf can weigh at least 300 pounds, eat cheeses by the block, but eat just as much as everyone else when he's on an adventure, travel huge distances, keep up with everyone, and leap from burning trees without so much as a complaint.
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                                                      Posted, 7th June 2013
                                                      by Pizzaman
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                                                      A free aerial ride should always come as last choice when traveling huge distances across Middle Earth.
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                                                        Posted, 5th August 2013
                                                        by elrhomir
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                                                        The giant eagles ruin the movie again! Really? They can give rides across the planet, kill almost everything, but only show up for a few seconds and leave. Lazy bastards.
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                                                          Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                                          by catmunch1
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                                                          Tolkien loves Deus Ex Machina.
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                                                            Posted, 27th December 2012
                                                            by Adam
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                                                            I'm missing Sherlock for this...
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                                                            • 12th March 2015 by Wujek Spenser
                                                              Apparently he's doing the voice of Smaug.
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                                                            Posted, 7th January 2013
                                                            by DukeHoneyBunz
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                                                            Radagast was high this entire adventure.
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                                                              Posted, 28th May 2013
                                                              by Ownagepants
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                                                              After sparing someone's life, make sure to jump over them and kick their face.
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                                                                Posted, 11th July 2013
                                                                by LokiMask
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                                                                Dwarf names not found in Middle earth: Milli and Vinilli; Larry, Daryl and Daryl; Paul and Paula; Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Sneezy, Happy, Bashful and Doc.
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                                                                  Posted, 4th November 2014
                                                                  by zikzak393
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