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The Valley of Gwangi

The Valley of Gwangi
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This list was last updated on 30th December 2012

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An ornithomimus resembles a plucked ostrich.
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    2
    A small prehistoric horse is strong enough to pull an adult woman to the ground.
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      3
      All dinosaurs were either purple or pink.
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        4
        A blind gypsy woman who fears that an allosaurus will get loose and terrorize a town will make her henchman set the allosaurus loose intentionally.
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          5
          Elephants sound like someone making wailing sounds into a horn.
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            6
            When a fire is rapidly spreading in a town where all of the buildings are close together, don't bother evacuating. Just stand there and watch.
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              Old stone churches are extremely flammable.
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                8
                An echo from a pipe organ will last for about half a minute.
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                  9
                  If you are shooting at an allosaurus and you run out of bullets, try throwing the gun at it instead. That'll work.
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                    Getting into a fist fight with someone is only acceptable in a civilized area.
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                      11
                      When travelling to a hidden valley filled with dinosaurs, make sure you have real bullets and not blanks used for a wild west show.
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                        12
                        When an allosaurus escapes from its exhibit and everyone in the audience starts screaming and running away, the band members won't notice and will continue playing.
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                          13
                          An allosaurus snapping its jaws shut sounds like a clapboard.
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                            The prehistoric ancestors of modern-day horses had three toes on each foot and the middle toe evolved into the modern hoof. This basically means that rearing horses are flipping you off.
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                              If an allosaurus is chasing you, don't keep stopping to look back at it. Doing so will give it time to catch up and snatch you off of your horse for a snack.
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