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Texas Chainsaw 3D

Texas Chainsaw 3D
This list was started on 7th January 2013 by DukeHoneyBunz
There are 21 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 15th March 2016

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Trey Songz always plays pool while hearing his self sing.
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    Posted, 7th January 2013
    by DukeHoneyBunz
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    No one bothers to run away from a chainsaw wielding maniac until he's two feet away from them.
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      Posted, 7th January 2013
      by DukeHoneyBunz
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      I feel totally comfortable leaving a stranger alone to carry my bags in the house while I leave for the market.
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        Posted, 7th January 2013
        by DukeHoneyBunz
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        Please give me a new shirt. I'll only button one button though, got to keep the sleazy rating high.
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          Posted, 7th January 2013
          by DukeHoneyBunz
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          Forget backup, go into a house with pools of blood as a lone soldier.
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            Posted, 7th January 2013
            by DukeHoneyBunz
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            After a night in hell, my hair will look wavy and smooth like nothing happened!
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              Posted, 7th January 2013
              by DukeHoneyBunz
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              Self absorbed Singer/Actors can listen to their brand new 2012 single in a house with the only music source being an old record player.
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                Posted, 9th January 2013
                by grizzly53
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                When you make a true classic horror film that relies on actual disturbing horror and not slasher style over the top kills and cheap gimmicks, someone is going to turn it into the complete opposite in 2003 and beyond.
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                  Posted, 6th February 2013
                  by Max
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                  A movie taking place in the 90's will have smart phones and the latest pop songs.
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                    Posted, 7th January 2013
                    by DukeHoneyBunz
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                    Listening to directions could save you a night of terror.
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                      Posted, 7th January 2013
                      by DukeHoneyBunz
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                      Showing some skin could save your life.
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                        Posted, 7th January 2013
                        by DukeHoneyBunz
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                        Terrorizing an innocent girl is completely legal.
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                          Posted, 7th January 2013
                          by DukeHoneyBunz
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                          Hide in the one open casket in the grave yard.
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                            Posted, 7th January 2013
                            by DukeHoneyBunz
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                            Thanks for spoiling the other Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies in the intro.
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                              Posted, 7th January 2013
                              by DukeHoneyBunz
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                              Lil ol' Granny died on the coach with no one around but manages to get someone to deliver the letter to Heather.
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                              • 9th January 2013 by grizzly53
                                i dont know how to delete that comment below but the bottom one is meant for this post
                              • 9th January 2013 by grizzly53
                                Self absorbed Singer/Actors can listen to their brand new 2012 single in a house with the only music source being an old record player.
                              • 9th January 2013 by grizzly53
                                She didnt die on the couch, Leatherface dug her out of the grave and put her on the couch and started making her dinner in the kitchen. because hes retarded.
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                              Posted, 7th January 2013
                              by DukeHoneyBunz
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                              Alexandra Daddario's shirt buttons are suprisingly resilient!!!
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                                Posted, 16th June 2013
                                by Samson
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                                Alexandra Daddario's shirt buttons are suprisingly resilient!!!
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                                • 15th March 2016 by willdddd
                                  So resilient you had to repeat it, lol.
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                                Posted, 16th June 2013
                                by Samson
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                                After witnessing death and carnage take place, the only thing the Sheriff does is say clean up this sh_t!
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                                  Posted, 15th March 2016
                                  by willdddd
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                                  Ordering a policeman to go into a home of a deranged killer without back-up is somewhat illegal.
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                                    Posted, 15th March 2016
                                    by willdddd
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                                    Mentioning to someone moving in a home that they have a deranged relative living in the basement is probably a good idea.
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                                      Posted, 15th March 2016
                                      by willdddd
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                                      Leatherface is just a misunderstood mass murderer.
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                                        Posted, 15th March 2016
                                        by willdddd
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