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I Am Legend

I Am Legend
This list was started on 22nd December 2009 by Anon
There are 156 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 17th October 2013

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Vampire zombies are smart enough to build elaborate traps involving a mannequin as bait...but can't figure out where Will Smith lives after 3 years.
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  • 10th October 2013 by catmunch1
    and they have trained zombie dogs that they seem to care for.
  • 30th October 2010 by Eibhlinn Savage
    All the more impressive that they figured out the psychological trauma that makes Will actually care about said mannequin.
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Posted, 7th June 2010
by thugz4real
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Keep telling the mutants to stop trying to kill you because you can save them, they seem like a rational group.
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    Posted, 3rd February 2010
    by Sassy
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    If Will Smith had gotten half-way through the G's in the video store, then he at some point watched Bad Boyz I and II, Enemy of the State, and Ali.
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      Posted, 7th June 2010
      by thugz4real
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      Military scientists keep grenades in their labs.
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        Posted, 7th June 2010
        by thugz4real
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        Petrol doesn't seem to go flat after 3 years in the 'I Am Legend' universe.
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          Posted, 7th June 2010
          by thugz4real
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          Suspension bridges remain suspended even without the suspended section.
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            Posted, 7th June 2010
            by thugz4real
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            Deer in the future can outrun a Ford Mustang GT easily, probably achieving speeds somewhere around 100 mph or Mach 1.
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            Posted, 7th June 2010
            by thugz4real
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            Unfortunately, when you're isolated your dog will not start speaking in a Scooby-like voice.
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              Posted, 22nd December 2009
              by Anon
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              If someone has hope, then you mus-EVERYONE IS DEAD!
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                Posted, 22nd December 2009
                by Anon
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                Preservatives really do allow canned foods to last more than 3 years.
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                  Posted, 7th June 2010
                  by thugz4real
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                  Vampire zombies as above are smart enough for traps, but not smart enough to realise if they just covered up their entire body with a hooded trenchcoat, they could walk around freely.
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                    Posted, 7th June 2010
                    by thugz4real
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                    Hanging upside down for an entire day will not bother you much once you wake up.
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                      Posted, 23rd January 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      Cures are only viable when researched at "ground zero".
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                        Posted, 30th January 2010
                        by dudeofdixie
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                        If the maniquin that you placed in the video store shows up randomly on the street somewhere don't think its a trap set up by the other living creatues inhabiting the city. No instead ask the thing how the hell it got out there and when it doesn't answer...unload!
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                          Posted, 3rd February 2010
                          by Sassy
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                          Bullet-proof glass is impervious to bullets... but not Zombie forehead.
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                            Posted, 7th June 2010
                            by thugz4real
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                            The post-apocalyptic future is sponsored by Apple.
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                              Posted, 7th June 2010
                              by thugz4real
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                              It's better to play golf on a plane's wing rather than fly the plane.
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                                Posted, 7th June 2010
                                by thugz4real
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                                All scientists in the real world who think they have a cure for cancer better be damn sure that stuff works before they release it and start their media interview circuit with local television stations.
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                                  Posted, 7th June 2010
                                  by thugz4real
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                                  Instead of watching Shrek so much that you can quote it verbatim, that time could be well spent fortifying the outside of your house and creating other escape routes in case zombies somehow do get in.
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                                    Posted, 7th June 2010
                                    by thugz4real
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                                    Apparently, shining a flashlight on a horde of zombies in a circle doesn't bring any attention to you.
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                                      Posted, 7th June 2010
                                      by thugz4real
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                                      Don't try to cure cancer, you will create zombies.
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                                        Posted, 7th June 2010
                                        by thugz4real
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                                        Mutants must wait for absolutely all light to recede from their running paths before they can chase someone rather than just sprinting (like they always do) past a little inch of light.
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                                        • 18th October 2010 by Khenarthi
                                          But they're like nerds! Light buuuurnssss.
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                                        Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        The best way to describe a virus: elegant.
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                                          Posted, 16th March 2010
                                          by tenshi
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                                          If you don't eat your vegetables on one day you can make up for it by eating twice as many the next day.
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                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
                                            by thugz4real
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                                            You can broadcast on ALL AM stations at one time.
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                                            • 9th December 2011 by bourbonphantom
                                              Indeed, he should be posting his broadcasts to Facebook. The only AM kids know of these days is the morning identifier.
                                            • 15th December 2010 by TigerLily
                                              I would say because it's set in the future, but then why use AM at all?
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                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
                                            by thugz4real
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                                            It is more convenient to break into someone's apartment to forage for a tiny amount of food than to wander to the (well stocked and deserted) supermarket near your house.
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                                              Posted, 7th June 2010
                                              by thugz4real
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                                              Huh? This time the black man was the only survivor!...until the end.
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                                                Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                by thugz4real
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                                                You can call out on the airways EVERY single day for years and not find a soul until you try suicide.
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                                                  Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                  You can avoid plagues of the future simply by moving to Vermont.
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                                                    Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                    During daylight hours, zombies like to huddle up in standing prayer circles in abandoned warehouses.
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                                                      Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                      The K7 virus makes you stronger, more agile, tones your muscles, gets rid of all that unsightly back and shoulder hair ... side effects include aversion to sunlight, loss of conversation skills, desire to never wear shirts or shoes, and an aversion to all food not containing human flesh and blood.
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                                                      • 18th October 2010 by Khenarthi
                                                        :0 it's cuz they're vampires! [true story. it's in the book.]
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                                                      Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                      Those eye scanners can detect whether your immune system is hit with a fast-acting virus ... sometimes.
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                                                        Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                        Lions and deer must also have their own fortified Victorian apartments.
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                                                          Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                          If infecteds kill your dog go on a rampage.
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                                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                            It will still be possible to drive to and from Manhattan even though all the bridges leading to it have been destroyed.
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                                                              Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                              If your beloved dog becomes a vampire zombie, and you have the cure for said vampire zombie-ism...just break its neck, that's more humane.
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                                                                Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                There are no boats available to escape from Manhattan.
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                                                                  Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                  Despite a large assortment of weapons, don't arm yourself with one when they attack your house. Just hope a woman conveniently leaves one near the doorway for you to use.
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                                                                  • 10th October 2013 by catmunch1
                                                                    He could have gone to a police station or base and got some better weapons.
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                                                                  Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                  A great hunter always screams down the road in a Mustang Ford GT-500.
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                                                                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    Multiple generators will not stink-up your home.
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                                                                      Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      Fred is no longer jiggy wit it.
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                                                                      • 31st January 2010 by Sassy
                                                                        Actually laughed out loud
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                                                                      Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      Fred is actually alive! No joke!
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                                                                        Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                        by TiffYG2133
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                                                                        If you are living after apocalypse, the most appropriate and the only movie to have within your house is "Shrek"
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                                                                          Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                          by nuknuk
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                                                                          The fact that an infected male exposed himself to sunlight might not have been his decreased brain function, but rather the fact that he is quite pissed off at you.
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                                                                          • 18th October 2010 by Khenarthi
                                                                            Yeah. Cuz Will Smith took his woman!
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                                                                          Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                          by tenshi
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                                                                          American flags are impervious to corrosion.
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                                                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                            Some people have not heard of Bob Marley.
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                                                                              Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                              Plexiglass (acrylic) doors hold up better than steel ones.
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                                                                                Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                Fred wasn't supposed to be out there.
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                                                                                  Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                                  You can drive a Shelby GT500 while using both hands to hold a rifle, aim, and shift the car all at the same time. (I believe they only come in manuals.)
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                                                                                    Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                                    You can hang the back end of an SUV off a pier, with the front wheels in the air, and not dump the whole thing in the Hudson River.
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                                                                                      Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                                      Always record "The Today Show" in case civilization ends and you have nothing else to watch in the mornings.
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                                                                                        Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                                                        If the virus was having trouble taking effect in the cold, Alaskans probably made out okay. That means Sara Palin is probably Ruler of the Planet Earth now.
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                                                                                          Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                                                          If you're trapped in a deserted New York City and you like to stay in shape, don't bother jogging wherever you want outside, just run indoors on a treadmill with a dog.
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                                                                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                                            Zombies can scale two-storeyed houses but are stopped by a 10 foot wall.
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                                                                                              Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                                              Will Smith is so intelligent he can memorise Shrek without getting past the letter 'G' in the movie store.
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                                                                                              • 20th October 2010 by Fost
                                                                                                He had a daughter. Who's to say he didn't already have the movie?
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                                                                                              Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                                              When civilaization ends dust will no longer settle in people's homes.
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                                                                                                Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                                Batman and Superman FINALLY make a movie together!
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                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd June 2010
                                                                                                  by BoKnowz203
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                                                                                                  A New Yorker will eventually come to enjoy the company of dummies.
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                                                                                                  • 24th December 2009 by kvn8907
                                                                                                    Isn't that a requirement for living there already?
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                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                                  Blowing up enormous structures during a mass evacuation can lead to no harm.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                                    The path to salvation shall be designed by Norman Rockwell.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                                      NEVER steal the Alpha male's female.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                        by nikkabee
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                                                                                                        Mannequins don't make for good conversation.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                                                                          Steel fiber cable is easy to cut with a knife.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                                                            The best way to kill an infected German Shepard is by giving it a great big hug.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                              If you dive through a window from an elevated height after being chased, you WON'T be injured seriously.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                If you get infected by a mutated virus you will turn into a crappy CGI zombie-type creature.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                  Will Smith cries if he can't save his bacon.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                    Apparently, Will Smith knows how to activate a gas pump for his Shelby GT500.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                      A single metal bar across a door can keep the "Zombies" out when just one can break through bulletproof glass.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                        For every 10,000 zombies that die there is ONE Alpha Zombie who WON'T die.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                          High Ranking, Highly-Trained Specialized Military Scientists can outlast almost every other human in the world during outbreaks, except for young women and small children.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                            Sleeping in the bathtub with your dog is a nightly activity.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                              Dogs have treadmills too.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                As in many films, you get rescued seconds before you're about to die.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                  If you get caught in a trap, take a nap for a few hours and then wake up just before it gets dark so you at least give the zombies a chance.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                    Always be prepared - have explosives planted around your house in case it is systematically charged by hordes of zombies.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                      Women from Brazil speak almost perfect English.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                        The Ford Mustang is the slowest car ever made, being unable to keep up with deer, much less catch them and/or run them over.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                          Dog whistles and night vision goggles come in VERY handy.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                            Saran Wrap can be used for covering sandwiches and buildings.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                                                              Your emotionally fraught dreams will seemingly end with "to be continued."
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                If you turn into a mutant, for the love of god, don't go into the sunlight. You will get a really bad sunburn.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 29th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                  Maybe you shouldn't take your dog everywhere when you go out exploring, she seems to get in a lot of trouble.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                    Even though there are enormous fiery explosions throughout the home, the entire structure won't burn down and trap you in the basement and kill you.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                      U.V. rays can kill eventually.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                        Hanging upside down from your own trap isn't a good way to stretch the Trapezius.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                          God didn't do this. We did.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                            Helicopters are a dangerous form of travel.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                              Gas prices soar during pandemics.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                Never underestimate a zombie's IQ.. they might trap you.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                  Female dummies are just not into personal conversations.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                    If you watch "Shrek" enough, you can learn every single line in the movie.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                      If you're actually going to be bothered to document your work when trying to find an anti-virus, don't blow it up with a grenade otherwise no-one will see it!
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                        Will Smith trips out when he hears Clock alarms.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          Running zombies carry enough kinetic energy to topple a 2.5 tonne Ford Expedition onto its side.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            You can allow CGI zombies into your house by blowin up the bulding's armor with your own bomb.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              One the highest priorities of the virus survivors in New York after the outbreak and failed evacuation of the city was to clear the streets of cars in case anyone wanted to hunt deer out of the window of a Ford Mustang during a high speed chase.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                Even though they were probably two of the office's 90 pound weaklings, they will still be able to knock over your massive vehicle.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't under estimate the intelligence of those you believe to be subhuman.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 28th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                    When the guy you just saved from mutants mubbles "They don't know where I live, stay out til dawn, don't let them track us." Ignore him and drive him home anyway, after all he's just been through he's probably just talking crazy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Bob Marley produced the greatest Album ever.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        The survivor colony will open the doors for anyone, without checking if they are infected.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • 7th June 2010 by Hakkeboef68
                                                                                                                                                                                          Uhm.. they arrived in daylight, smartass.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        If you were the only person in Manhattan you'd pick Greenwich Village as the best place to live.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                          When you're the last person on Earth, just head to Macy's, grab a few mannequins, and place them around town so you can still engage in casual conversation.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                            When fortifying your home, be sure to test the blast radius of anti-personnel bombs outside. They may be a little too close.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Lions will pounce out of nowhere onto a deer but will leave a human alone.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Little kids are always ready to defend themselves with whatever they have available.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  You can say you're not infected all you want but eventually you're going to start bleeding from the eyes.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Of all the open real estate available in NYC, you'll still choose to stay at your own home.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Its better to fortify your house in the middle of all the creatures as opposed to securing a secluded house.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        At night time, darkseekers apparently just run around and scream. Sounds like a rave party.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          When military barricades and checkpoints are all over the city, you won't try to commandere an armored vehicle.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Cubs vs Yankees in the World Series? Haha like Chicago is ever going to make it to the World Series. And I guess if they do, it's the end of the world right?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's better to sacrifice yourself rather than get in with the others toss the grenade out and close the door.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd May 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Viruses are piloted by tiny bad men.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Self-sacrificing will only get you so far.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 26th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The most appropriate song to sing while something dear to you is "Three Little Birds."
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I tried double clicking on one of mine and it just went away?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 21st January 2010 by jimbob
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      sorry, 'while killing something'
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 21st January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    In order to determine whether someone has been infected dont just examine them once, check again!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      After you discover another human and go to his house don't just cook whatever food you see without asking, he might be saving it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Butterflies are important.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't have any hope about this colony in Vermont because you know everyone is dead, well your still alive and this girl and this kid but that's it!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            One grenade can wipe out an entire group of bio-vampires, but an exploding propane tank won't even scratch the alpha male.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Your dog won't mind a 100+ mph golf club swinging inches from its face.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Military scientists keep well-equipped laboratories in their basements. Just in case.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Will raise my kid to be a physically-fit scientist to prepare his/her self for possible situations like this in the future.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    When filming a movie based on a book about VAMPIRES, feel free to change the vampires into CGI Neanderthals. That will be much scarier.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 19th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Will Smith only has eyes for the woman who hangs out in the "Adult" section.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Make sure to set your watch alarm so you can snap out of your flashbacks.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The best way to try to get a nightmare to stop is to hold a gun to your head while saying "get out of there."
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            In the event of an apocalypse, get a few random tattoos, one might be the one that saves your life.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Maybe the coast guard should shoot the people hanging onto the landing gear.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The news said there was record snowfall outside and I don't see a damn flake. What a let down.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Rice with speghetti sauce is what dogs crave, not beggin' strips.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    If you have your target in sight, take the shot or else a lion is going to eat your food.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If you're foraging for food, might as well forage for music while you're at it!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Some soldiers can't get used to driving SUVs instead of Humvees.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          When you think that you can cure racism and hate by injecting music and love into people's lives, you're going to get shot by someone who doesn't like needles (injecting music and love lol).
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Don't cook Will Smith's bacon without permission.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If the perverted mannequin won't say hello to you, cry. Just let it all out.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Mannequins aren't impressed with infected rats in a basement.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Virus detectors are 50/50, they're still working out the bugs.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    After cutting yourself down from a trap, brace for the fall and for God's sakes watch your knife.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Infected monsters find it amusing that they figured out how to break glass.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Some days you watch movies, some days you research, some days you get attacked.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I wonder if those people who had that apartment really did wait till Christmas to open the spare bedroom.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Military scientists keep well-equipped laboratories in their basements. Just in case.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If you weren't a superior officer, your wife wouldn't get a second chance at a scan.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When the sun has gone in and the infected send their dogs after you, they won't attack you after you've killed their aforementioned dogs
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 29th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If the monsters have your scent, it should also be safe to assume that they have the scent of the woman and child unless you attack the leader with a grenade.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd May 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    These zombies must live by "Don't go into the light!"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The zombies live by "don't go into the light!"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        How weird would it be if Will Smith picked up I Am Legend from the video store?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th August 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Will Smith actually just watches Shrek twice a day but is embarrassed, so he pretends to go to the video store everyday.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th August 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Will Smith actually returns Shrek on time but keeps renting it. He also leaves the money on the counter.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th August 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A military scientist alone in post-Apocalypse New York won't spend his free time fortifying his house and ensuring its location remains secret. Instead he will commandeer the most impractical vehicle and weapons and chase after deer for sport, despite having enough canned food to last for weeks.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                only keep 1 grenade and no other weapons in the basement, it's not like zombies could trap you in there.
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