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The Birds

The Birds
This list was started on 17th March 2013 by Max
There are 14 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 9th January 2015

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Your lawyer might have ways of defending you in trial for a case in which you shot your wife in the face 6 times for changing the channel on your ball game.
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    Posted, 17th March 2013
    by Max
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    Don't bother calling for a bus or staying put in the school. Just tell the children to run like hell.
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      Posted, 17th March 2013
      by Max
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      Melanie would rather keep her high heels on even though she's being chased by thousands of psychotic birds.
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        Posted, 17th March 2013
        by Max
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        Don't go in the attic.
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          Posted, 17th March 2013
          by Max
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          Women will go a long way for a practical joke.
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            Posted, 17th March 2013
            by Max
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            Hope that decades later a terrible indie filmmaker doesn't try to "modernize" your classic film of suspense and shock and turn it into a complete joke.
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              Posted, 17th March 2013
              by Max
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              Kids in the 60's really loved school.
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                Posted, 17th March 2013
                by Max
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                It's the end of the world.
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                  Posted, 17th March 2013
                  by Max
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                  It is almost guaranteed that about the only thing scary in this film is a dead guy with his eyes poked out.
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                  • 20th April 2013 by Max
                    Blood and gore doesn't make a horror movie. If anything it makes the movie less scary and more goofy . Horror comes from suspense and shock (and I don't mean jump scares).
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                  Posted, 19th April 2013
                  by Movie Genius
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                  Some people don't understand that you shouldn't light a cigarette near leaking gas.
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                    Posted, 19th April 2013
                    by Movie Genius
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                    It is not possible to notice hundreds of birds collecting together on a playground behind you.
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                      Posted, 19th April 2013
                      by Movie Genius
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                      Lit cigars and spilled gasoline are a bad combination.
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                        Posted, 23rd April 2013
                        by scannerhead
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                        Residents of a small coastal town will blame the outsider for bringing the birds.
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                        • 9th January 2015 by zikzak393
                          Well, she did bring two little Love Birds.
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                        Posted, 5th November 2014
                        by zikzak393
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                        The birds are no longer content with just pooping on statues.
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                          Posted, 9th January 2015
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